"You only had one job!" If you want things done right, don't keep your hopes up.
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Thursday, December 6, 2018
Guy Teaches Car Wash Line-Skipper A Satisfying Lesson
You're welcome to go ahead and be an asshole, but that doesn't mean we have to be nice in response to it.
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18 Absolutely Horrendous Haircuts To Amuse Your Uncomfortable Soul
All these brave individuals get some bonus points for having the gall or impressive cluelessness to NOT cover their glaring disasterpieces they called haircuts, up.
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31 Entertaining Pun-Filled Tweets To Give You A Hearty Chuckle
Twitter's got more jokes. Get 'em while they're fresh and hot.
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Baffled Man Gets Accused Of Ruining Christmas For Not Delivering Free Table To A Client Over 180 Miles Away
You'll be hard-pressed to find this extreme level of entitlement anywhere. Using the holidays as an excuse for asking farfetched favors bordering on outright delusional, is low and plain dumb. Duck you indeed.
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15 Healthcare Professionals Share The Dumbest Things They've Had To Explain To Patients
This may come as a shock to hear, but having some basic understanding of biology is important. Thank doctors and nurses, at least someone knows what's going on.
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12 Times Mad Lads Were Agents Of Pure And Unadulterated Chaos
They don't play by the same rules as us...that's what makes them MAD.LADS.
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15 Naughty Little Known Facts About Mrs. Claus That Are Actually Dirty AF
There's a lot more to Mrs. Claus than you previously thought.
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Bridezilla Gets Exposed On Reddit, Loses Her Sh*t, And Sends Out Exclusive Polygraph Party Invitation
If you are ever invited to a sh*tshow-in-the-making like this one, make sure to take all the videos and pictures. The performance from our bridezilla in question is top shelf crazy.
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21 Obvious and Stupid Jokes That Are Technically Not Wrong
These puns, memes and moments give dad jokes a run for their money.
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Tumblr User Explains How Spy Kids 3 Is The Most Baffling Cinematic Experience Ever
You had us at Spy Kids lore. 2003 was a lawless time, and it was a damned beautiful time.
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What It's Like Being A Retail Tobacco Worker At Walmart
Guy's Twitter Thread Hilariously Explains American Wedding Traditions Like You're Experiencing Them For The First Time
From widely hailed traditions like the ring exchange to the madly anticipated cutting of the cake, and the overriding silent awkwardness; someone always needs an explanation for the array of bizarre American wedding traditions.
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