Mia Khalifa of, uh, 'internet fame' took to twitter yesterday to prove her loyalty to the Washington Redskins by declaring that she'd rather date 'a vegan than a Cowboys fan'. While we don't condone dating vegans, that's good news for any of you vegan bros out there.
Twitter had a little fun at her expense over this one, but we're gonna go ahead and say that we'd be happy to take Mia any day. To be honest, you really shouldn't be dating vegans OR Cowboys fans.
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These hilarious bootleg items are so close yet so far.
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Fast Food restaurants are renowned for being high class establishments that have standards for class. It might be surprising to you then that such things can occur at these places.
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These are some smooth moves.
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These are just plain heart-wrenching sad.
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Well, the age old saying is true. Cheaters never win.
After this girl figured out that her boyfriend had cheated on her while he was out drinking with his friends she decided to go "an eye for an eye" and got him back in the most gut-wrenchingly brutal way possible.
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Gordon's "burns" are worse than the actual food here. Is he being too brutal, or refreshingly honest? Hey, the truth hurts sometimes.
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If this is how she gets revenge after a few months, imagine a year or two. Looks like our newly crowned bachelor of the hour dodged a serious bullet! Either way this is ICE COLD.
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This text exchange has a happy ending for everyone except this mortified girl who was somehow included in her mother's sexting escapade.
"Hi mom"
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Florida Man, you are one crazy silly bastard.
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We've come across our fair share of the live-tweet breakup craziness (see exhibit A here), but damn the effort, attention to detail, general longevity of this here disasterpiece just blew the others out of the water. And the list that the enraged girlfriend has for why her cheating boyfriend's some scum of the earth is some Hall of Fame-level shit. Enjoy.
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