Wednesday, December 18, 2019

Stupid Ways People Tried to Solve Escape Rooms


Stupid ways people tried to get out of escape rooms.

People are really bad at escaping from escape rooms. They'll totally miss obvious clues, disregard warnings to not break things, and even bring in their own tools to escape more effectively. One wonders why you'd deliberately sabotage your own experience you've paid money to have, but sometimes you just have to let people do dumb things.

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TSA Agent Caught Stealing iPad, Repeatedly Denies It


This guy clearly lost his moral compass awhile ago. I mean, sheesh. Caught on camera, and then can't even own up to it when they show up to call him out. Nope, instead he blames his wife! 

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Kevin Hart Cracks Up Over The Rock's Superhero Nickname


Didn't understand a thing but their laugh got me going!

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Remote Control Bulldozer Clears Out Driveway Full Of Snow


If that ain't technology being more helpful than it ever has, I don't know what is. 

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An Angry Minor League Baseball Manager Getting Ejected


This is Wally Backman, from the documentary "Playing for Peanuts." After his player is ejected, Wally comes out to demand a reason. In the end he threw 22 bats and a bucket of balls onto the field.

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Little Brother Writes Emotional Notes For Sister Crying In The Bathroom


Little brother writes emotional notes for his sister while she's crying in the bathroom.

When Twitter user @annieedagrannie, found herself in the middle of crying in the bathroom, her little brother surprised her with a series of emotionally supportive and loving notes. Sometimes, your siblings just step up when you need it the most and aren't ready for it at all. 

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A Few Silly Reviews for a Realistic Geriatric Nursing Mannequin


Funny amazon reviews for a geriatric nursing training doll.

Now she is one okay boomer. This bad lady will set you back over a grand, but it's worth it for, uh, whatever you get out of it. Nursing training, right. If there were any more funny amazon reviews for this realistic geriatric nursing doll, we'd have found them.

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Wildly Dumb Things People Were Told


People share the dumbest thing they've heard someone say.

Not everyone has a very good brain. Some people have decent ones, but they're not exactly working for them all the time. We live in a world where people can sort of believe whatever they want, and sometimes people have a personal resistance to wanting to learn, which leads to all of us hearing some really dumb things.

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The Most Nuclear Revenge Cases Of The Year


A collection of the year's most brutal revenge cases.

As 2019 comes to a close, it's only right to remember this year's most brutal cases of revenge. Maybe it was a ruthless, calculated revenge taken upon an unfaithful partner, or perhaps an entitled jerk who just had it coming. If there's one thing we're sure of, it's that a true nuclear revenge leaves no stones unturned, and results in utter destruction for whatever unfortunate soul is on the receiving end of it. 

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Funnies From The World Of Scottish Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from people on Scottish Twitter | tweet by Andykerr_ Dae u ever git smell u can only describe as ootside like someone comes house outside n ur like u smell ootside'

Oh, Scottish Twitter. You strange and fiery, and ridiculous land filled to the brim with bits of comedy gold. We can't necessarily say that we always understand what those ol Scots are talking about on the Twitter, but it sure is entertaining nonetheless!

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Comedy Gems From The Wild World Of Tumblr


A collection of funny moments from various people in the Tumblr community | post by epulchritude can tell someone's mental health is doing by paying attention much emphasis they put on line sometimes wish l'd never been born at all they're singing bohemian rhapsody

If there's one thing we know for sure, it's that the wonderfully creative minds of the Tumblr community never leave us disappointed. These comedy gems won't fail to get a laugh or two out of you. 

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Jerk Startup Toilet Company Aims To Shorten Worker's Breaks


People react to a startup company that want to intentionally tilt toilets so that workers use the toilets for a lesser amount of time | BREAKING NEWS: Say goodbye comfort breaks! New downward-tilting toilets are designed become unbearable sit on after five minutes. They say main benefit is employees improved employee productivity. 13-degree sitting angle causes leg strain after five minutes

This rude startup company has take it upon themselves to design toilets intentionally tilted to such an angle, that workers won't want to sit on the toilet for longer than five minutes. Apparently nothing is sacred after all. Is it really any surprise that companies might want to aggressively attack those areas of productivity in the workforce, that they see as coming up short? Unfortunately, no, it's not. 

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Guy Pops Out False Eye to Prove He Didn't See Other Customer


Person pops out false eye to prove that they didn't see someone in line | post by rde42 really, really didn't see oc s This just about qualifies as malicious compliance think. Backstory back 2010 had my left eye removed, due cancer s no big problem but obviously my field vision on side is not quite

It can be hard to prove to someone that you just made a simple human error, especially when they're a stranger in line at the store. With this guy, he had a winning strategy for showing this other guy that he didn't see him. Sometimes fellow customers aren't so understanding.

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Entitled Dad Wants Free Art and Babysitting, Gets Neither


Entitled dad wants free babysitting and art | Seriously can even use us as an example and can post online bet get sales and help each othrt way Are going pay babysitting 4 kids this week not seeing this as very fair deal and feel trying take advantage knows my current situation and sure she'd understand can't spend 30hrs+ and using material can't currently replace free sorry hope this is joke

This artist got a pretty flippin' stupid offer from a friend's husband: getting to work in exchange for also having to watch his kids. It's crazy that there are people who think like this. However, they often don't get what they want, like this artist who trolled people asking for free art or this lying producer who got taken down for offering a no-pay gig.

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Entitled Neighbor Threatens Family's Dogs, Gets Evicted


An entitled neighbor threatens a family and their dogs, and ends up getting evicted | r/ProRevenge post by Pikatira Entitled Neighbor threaten dogs and break. Years ago, my mother and had just moved new dog friendly apartment complex had 2 dogs, one bichon shih tzu and other is terrier poodle mix. Because them were excited community dog park right next our building. Also note, our who building filled with dog owners, each with dogs ranging small huge. Our apartment on first floor back building

This entitled neighbor had it coming their way after they threatened a family and their dogs over some noise being made, at a perfectly legal hour! The real problem here was if the neighbor really had such a problem with dogs parking, he shouldn't have moved into a dog-friendly apartment in the first place! You set yourself up for the meltdown, man. 

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