These criminals went full stupid. It's almost like some part of them wanted to get arrested. We'd speculate further on what they could've been thinking, but it seems glaringly evident that there is a serious lack of brain activity. If you're looking for more police-fueled drama fails, check out 20+ times police officers accidentally grabbed the wrong person.
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Charlotte said "My father had not seen his Army buddy, Ken, in 58 years and our family arranged a surprise visit. Incidentally, Dad's nickname in the Army was "Tex" and no one else has ever called him that."
That's some pretty powerful stuff right there.
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An absolutely massive swarm of locusts plagued Mecca's Grand Mosque in a terrible display of nature doing its worst. You would NOT have wanted to be caught up in the middle of this!
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Apparently, that loveably stupid character was supposed to get more screen time, but it just didn't pan out. Between marketing and production of the movie, the creators realized they'd have to make a change. Hey, I'm still happy with their work. Also God bless Alan Tudyk, aka Wash aka Pirate Steve. For some funny and cool knowledge about the original Jurassic Park, check this out.
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This story of a guy's struggle through an agonizing haircut at Sport Clips will strike a chord for anyone who's ever found themselves in the middle of an awkward conversation with an aggressively social hairdresser. Sometimes we just want to sit there and get out hair cut with minimal social interaction.
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Here's Tumblr going in on the wondrous life of Gotz von Berlichingen. If only we could all be so lucky to live a life as fruitful as the drunken warrior poet with an iron hand. The people of Tumblr know their weird history and are jazzed about letting other people know, hence this awesome tumblr thread about messed up history facts.
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We're all about brilliant revenge tales here at Fail Blog. You know, the ones that just leave that sweet taste in our mouths like someone finally got what was coming to them. You might say a well-executed revenge is just the right amount of karma and tactical planning. Anyways, this particular revenge story involves a couple brothers scamming the scammer with the police. Buckle up and enjoy the ride.
If you're looking for something similar, check out the time an IT guy came up with a masterful plan after being told he had to work on vacation. Not exactly pro revenge, but still very satisfying and brilliant!
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There are a lot of reasons people lie online. They lie to get fake internet points, to mislead consumers, and to just make themselves feel better. People write fake reviews, ask fake questions, claim someone lost weight through their own scam diet shakes, and make up ridiculous, outlandish lies. Luckily there are people out there committed to finding the truth and calling this BS out into the light. For more justice, here are more no-good liars who got called on their BS.
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This woman who runs a website literally called, "Positivity Right Now" is getting dragged all over Twitter for her rant shaming broke people for having no manners. For someone who's allegedly about spreading positivity, let's just say that this AIN'T IT.
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Doctors of Reddit are sharing their experiences on the job with anti-vax parents. The resulting stories are all kinds of troubling. The stupid is strong with some of these parents. Let's just leave it at that.
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What gets the blame for this? People's bad senses of humor? Poor reading comprehension skills? Whatever the reason, there are real idiots out there who, upon reading an obvious joke headline by a known satire website like The Onion, will assume it's true and pollute the comments section with their own moronic take on a fake situation. And man are these people fun to laugh at. For more here's another bunch of softheaded nincompoops who believed satire.
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This motel handled a blatant BS-riddled review in glorious fashion, by bringing the actual backstory into the picture. We're not sure what compels these lying reviewers to try and stain the reputation of upstanding establishments, but we sure do love it when the owners call the liars out on their BS.
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Cooks and Servers are eager to tell you exactly what to look for to avoid wasting too much money on bad food in a dirty restaurant. So here are some red flags to look for the next time your friend tries bringing you to a place they "swear is decent." For more insider knowledge on restaurants, here are some of the biggest mark-ups and ripoffs in the industry.
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71-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger took an absolutely savage flying dropkick to the back when he was at a sporting event in South Africa. An update on Twitter from Schwarzeneggerconfirms that he won't be pressing charges, and instead hopes that the massive backlash serves as a wakeup call to the troubled young kid who pulled this BS stunt.
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