Thursday, July 29, 2021

Magician Performs Second Oldest Trick In Sleight Of Hand


Charlotte Magician Chris Hannibal really knows how to take his audience for a ride. As a viewer you very well might find yourself in the commonly shared boat of assuming that you know exactly what this guy's about, until he pulls the rug from right under your presumptuous brain. Seriously, impressive stuff. 

Green Bay QB Aaron Rodgers Rips Into Packers' Ownership


It appears that after some tough negotiating Aaron Rodgers is set to lead the Green Bay Packers into another season, yet again. He was able to get his contract reworked so that he has the flexibility to leave the team after this year. Even though the negotiation came to a pleasant enough end, it didn't stop Rodgers from giving the owners of the Green Bay Packers a piece of his mind. 

Woman Expects Free Nail Fix For Fourth Time, Gets Rejected, Has Tantrum


The world's just never going to run out of crazily entitled people that expect all the free handouts. To stage a temper tantrum in a place like a nail salon where people are literally taking time out of their days to go and relax is about as inconsiderate as it gets. Especially when you consider the context of this situation where it was going to be this woman's fourth free nail fix. Shoutout to TikToker @blowfish76 for capturing the rather nasty moment. 

Inventive Barista Is Living Definition Of Chaotic Good


Anyone who is able to spice up the workplace by not taking the job too seriously, while still getting the work done, and generally uplifting everyone's spirits is a welcomed addition to a team. It sounds like this barista is just the kind of person that you'll look forward to going to work with. At this point, I just want to read more of their names for other popular espresso drinks. For some more gold from Tumblr check out this Tumblr thread about an Ultima Online player who unleashed a nuclear revenge as a tavern owner on an unsuspecting town.

23 Of The Worst Dates People Went On


From running up the tab to being a belly button freak, people find themselves dating some people they wished they'd never met. When you get to the restaurant and realize the person looks like the Dr. Jekyll version of themselves from their profile pic, then they start rattling off statistics about war criminals without so much as a how-do-you-do, it might be one of those first dates where people said "screw this I'm out."

Wild Moments From The World's Laughably Entitled People


Everyone leads their own life, with their own desires, needs, and ideas as to how to get those things. Most of us try to build relationships, work hard in order to make valuable exchanges, or at least ask politely. But not entitled people and Karens of the world. They'll just try to bully people, dress them down, lie and make unreasonable demands. Or they'll try to leave a bad review, like this entitled customer who threatened a tattoo parlor with a nasty review but got beaten to it. And then there are moments of total cluelessness, like these obnoxious things American tourists did.

Manager Screws Employee Over, Gets Promotion Taken Away


Nothing can bring one's blood to a boil like realizing that you're working alongside someone who keeps themselves busy at work by meddling in the very affairs that are certainly not their affairs to meddle with, in the first place. It sounds like this employee had a particularly nosey manager on their hands who was definitely overreaching. Well, all that funny business certainly came back to bite them in the end. For another recent pro revenge tale check out the time that a greedy landlord raised the rent so that a tenant wouldn't renew their lease, and then how he ended up getting exactly what he deserved.

History Memes For People Who Can't Let Go Of The Past


It's important that we know history, so that when it repeats itself we can all stand there and go "told you so" as we're being led in shackles as the new manservant to the Godking of the New Empire of Delaware. So here are the history memes for the enlightened lords of time. Feed those hungry brains with semi-relevant knowledge through easy-to-read history memes.

Viscerally Cursed Foods That Don't Belong In a Gullet


There's something about cursed foods that are really hard to look at. Maybe the sloppiness of it all just feels violent. Maybe the thought of a Lego and mayonnaise sandwich sliding down our throats is too much to think about. Misplaced and cursed food is just uncomfortable. For some extra intrigue, here's a twitter thread about a guy opening a wildly corroded can of Chef Boyardee.

Entitled Customer Threatens Tattoo Parlor With Nasty Review, Tattoo Parlor Beats Them To It


Unfortunately, this world's not going to run out of wildly entitled customers anytime soon. To work in a customer service job is to basically put yourself on the frontlines of having to deal with delusional, cheap, psychotically inconsiderate individuals that expect their demands to be met no matter how obvious it is that they deserve complete rejection. Check out some more entitled people and total Karens who graced the world with their audacious behavior over here.

Greedy Landlord Raises Rent So Tenants Don't Renew Lease, Gets What He Deserves


The key to enjoying this immensely satisfying tale of pro revenge is to read it in an Australian accent (or your best crack at it). Once you've checked that box off, it's time to dive on into yet another tale of revenge where a landlord gets too big for his britches, and then it ends up completely blowing up in his face. It honestly sounds like things couldn't have gone worse for this guy. And it also sounds like he deserves it. For another dramatic revenge tale involving a shady landlord check out the time that a landlord tried to backtrack on returning a deposit, until karma came right back around to collect.

Inanimate Objects That Can't Help But Look Like Other Stuff


As highly impressionable people, we can't help but see the personality in inanimate objects. Whether it's a rock that looks like goblin, a stop sign that looks really surprised, or just a nonplussed lemon, there's no way we can't see faces in random things. And it's not just limited to faces. There are characters, logos, and whole flippin' dragons just hanging out as inanimate objects that look like other stuff.

Fiancé Reveals She's A Total Karen, Dude Breaks It Off


They say absence makes the heart grow fonder, but when they said that they didn't mean "absence of sympathy for fellow humans." When this guy found out he was engaged to the kind of person who was miserable to servers, he did what he had to do. For more intense Karen moments, here's a craigslist ad for a date with a Karen as well as an Influencer Karen who left a fake review for Stables and got decimated by the owner's response.

Glacier Wall Chases Dudes On Mountain Pass


It can't possibly be fun to be in a vehicle while tons of snow and ice try to push you off the road, but that's exactly the situation these guys found themselves on a highway in Northern India. It's a real "you shall not pass" moment from mother nature and a reminder that if the elements decide to do literally anything, you're not going to be able to stop it. This isn't even that big. It's just strangely personal.

NYC Subway Riders Surprise Conductors' With Wholesome Signs


Amidst our constant pursuit to chase down the world's most notable fails and other dramatic stories, we can easily forget that there's still a little bit of wholesome drifting around the atmosphere. It's always nice to throw it back to this video where a group of NYC subway riders took it upon themselves to throw a surprise for some hard working conductors. The conductors' reactions to the various signs say it all.