Saturday, May 16, 2020

Choosing Beggar Wants Free Art, Artist Delivers Free Art, They Complain


Ah, yes, another sweet case of the choosing beggar waving their entitlement around, and in this case, getting their comeuppance. It's nice when someone involved in a negotiation with a choosing beggar tacks on the responsibility of serving the choosing beggar up a nice reality check. It seems like this particular reality check still might've soared right over their heads. Oh well. 

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Text - Hi l'm a huge fan of your work it very good. I need you to draw my OC because you good artist and I like your arts a lot. I don't have money but it would mean a lot to me for you to draw my OC for free if you ignore this then your a mean artist and I wont be fan anymore. oh no!!!!!!!! so you won't be a fan of me anymore if i don't draw your OC for free??

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Text - That's right but I still will be fan when you draw my OC because your a nice artist and didnt ignore me like other artists oh ok!!!! then i'll be a nice artist and draw your OC for free

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Text - Good here's a reference of my OC their reference which i've crossed out for their protection done

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Cartoon - No I want full colored drawing of not a sketch oh my bad here

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Text - NO I WANT AN ACTUAL DRAWING AS GOOD LIKE THAT BUNNY GIRL YOU DREW. you asked for free art so i give you what's worth free art :V Your a mean artist that don't even want to draw for their fans

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Text - I'm really poor and have nothing but you don't even have kindness in your heart to make me good drawing of my OC for free yup nice iPhoneX selfie in your pfp btw O Message...

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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat


This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

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Text - r/AmItheAsshole - Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA for calling ourselves vegan? So we're both vegan and have been for years. Last year we got a beautiful cat who is the grand baby neither of our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and we've been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came from wasn't a very good situation and she had horrible teeth when we rescued her. It's not come to a point where if she's painful she doesn't want t

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Text - We went on a website for rawfeeding animals and bought her some chicken necks and chicken hearts. According to the vet, this should encourage her to use her teeth as it smell "more appetising" than space nuggets. We've obviously been quite uncomfortable with this as it's raw meat in our otherwise vegan home but we'd do anything for our little gremlin so it's worth it. We've since had some friends over who were horrified when we got raw meat out and asked us if we weren't vegan and we said

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Text - They're now saying we're fake vegans and that we don't care about animal welfare if we're feeding her raw meat. We don't see the issue, as these are part of a chicken that humans wouldn't eat and we are following what our vet told us to keep our baby at optimal health. In our minds, these parts of already slaughtered animals would otherwise just be thrown away. This has created quite a bit of drama in our friend group as some people are now accusing us of being hypocrites while the other

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Text - Femalamalamaloid 17.4k points · 19 hours ago NTA NTA NTA! Cats are obligate carnivores as you rightly stated. Good for you, don't listen to your vegan friends, you are doing the best for your kitty

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Text - roseprincessbri Partassipant [1] 5.3k points 19 hours ago NTA And your "friends" are the type of people that make me hate most vegans. That's what she'd eat in the wild. Or mice or rabbits. You're amazing pet owners. BaddestPatsy Asshole Enthusiast [6] 1.7k points · 14 hours ago ISYK, this issue comes up in vegan communities from time to time and the vast majority of vegans support feeding cats meat. We don't tend to support breeding cats or any animals for profit and instead advocate res

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Text - Imightbemarzipan Partassipant [3] 2.4k points· 16 hours ago NTA. You do care about animal welfare. That's why you're taking care of your animal with food that she will actually eat that otherwise would've just been thrown away.

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Text - MarsNirgal Professor Emeritass [78] 1.7k points · 16 hours ago NTA. You're vegan because you can, your cat is not because she can't. Seems stupidly simply for me.

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Tagged: diet , wtf , pets , jerk , argument , ridiculous , vegan , Cats , meat

Tumblr Thread: Hidden Significance Of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee Scene


This quick and fun Tumblr thread highlights the hidden significance of the Chef Boyardee scene in Ratatouille. You can learn something new every day. Pretty cool that the movie incorporated an important part of history. A fair number of folks would otherwise assume that Chef Boyardee was a historical mascot. Thus is not the case! 

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Movie - inkbleederwolf---edl g furr-foxsake Follow Gusteau has finally found his rightful place in history, right alongside another equally famous chef Monsieur Boyardee.

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Text - upontheshelfreviews There's a hidden level of brilliance in this moment: Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the face of microwaveable eateries after his death. Sound like anyone else from this movie?

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Text - ketchuprocket Chef Ettore Boiardi, known today as Chef Hector Boyardee, was a key player in keeping poverty struck families fed for a low price, before he ever came out with the canned pasta line. He would jar his sauce in milk bottles and provide bags of dry noodles for families in Cleveland, Ohio's Little Italy sector. It was during the Depression, and pasta could be made in large portions at a low cost. This was the start of his venture. After years of success, he eventually opened his

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Text - jabberwockypie I had thought he was a fictionalized mascot, like Aunt Jemima or Betty Crocker, but this is really interesting. "Proud of his Italian heritage, Boiardi sold his products under the brand name Chef Boy-Ar-Dee so that his American customers could pronounce his name properly." And if you have a name that isn't "standard" in America, that is a Mood. Source: queentianas 121,411 notes

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Cursed Food Abominations That Make Tummies Squirm


There's no excuse for these awful creations. Just looking at them is enough to make the stomach squirm. Yet at the same time, it's strangely satisfying to look at these. Maybe, or maybe you took one look at these and that was enough internet for the day. 

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Orange

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Food

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Food - pepsi Ime

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Floor - HEINZ REAL MAYONNAISE

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Eyewear - Vsauce @tweetsauce corn dog

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Food - ILHEN CO ISL AVERY TABASCO SAUCE 5flort14 BRAN EST 18 MITE PEPPER AL4

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Finger - The four horsemen's sandwiches of apocalypse

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Food - Junie B.Jones @_bornnfinee This how You keep a man ... TAKE NOTES HOES

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Absurdly Tight Shirt Gets Roasted In The Comments


When the people of Facebook get together and decide something looks silly, there's nothing stopping the torrent of roasts and funny observations from washing over whatever it is. In this case, the thing is an ad for a shirt that barely fits on the absurdly muscular, probably photoshopped model. We live in a golden age of funny and rare insults, and the internet is full of ingenious insults full of meanness.

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Facial hair - Father & Sons Sponsored · O FATHERSONSCLOTHING.COM NEW Ultra Stretch Super Slim Shirt Collection SHOP NOW OO 1.5K 4.6K comments • 206 shares Like ל'ו Comment Share

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Text - Do u only do shirts for gay vikings or can anyone wear them O-01.5k Like Reply View 82 more replies Jo they als... Them buttons must be on more gear than him e 865 10w Like Reply View 14 previous replies I'm gay and this is too gay for me.... eDO 557 8w Like Reply View 8 previous replies

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Text - When someone walks in with an even tighter top O1.6k 10w Like Reply View 52 previous replies Dacin so u ** Does that shirt come in a 280 spray can? 10w Like Reply

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When youve listed every restaurant in a 25 mile radius and she still doesnt know what she wants to eat 123 Like Reply Hamish... 'Get hunky' they said, 'no one will ever take the piss out of you again' they said. 83 9w Like Reply

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Text - When he farts you'll see the bubble go up the back of his shirt 885 10w Like Reply View 39 previous replies Abby Heaton Does your clothing line come with a free steroid cycle? 201 10w Like Reply View 1 previous reply m need... PEACE N Do these come in adult sizes? O0219 9w Like Reply View 1 previous reply pa.. K. Take it this only comes in Avengers sizes?? O 160

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Text - Came for the comments and they didnt disapoint 10w Like Reply 676 View 3 previous replies es hi mate Father & sons? Fathers got his sons shirt on hasn't he? 10w Like Reply OO871 View 26 previous replies I know d... Do you have that in slim fit? O0812 10w Like Reply View 14 previous replies I was h... Absolutely taking the piss

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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument


People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we're looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

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Text - r/tifu + Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend • 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning to win a petty argument. Have you ever done a dumb thing out of spite? Buckle up. I have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are a low-guilt sauce converyor belt to my mouth. I've stocked up on pasta sauce and I'm taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end of story. So a couple days ago when my boyfriend, let's call him David, found an open bottl

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Text - David: "This has to go in the fridge. It's probably no good now." Me, not openly questioning my partner's judgement, but also knowing that he does not count the forehead as part of the face so I cannot put blind faith in everything he says: "It will be fine. I opened it, like, yesterday. Or, two days ago." David: "It should have been refrigerated. I really don't think you should eat this." Now, I've watched David put sesame oil in the fridge. He thinks soy sauce belongs in the fridge. We

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Text - The vodka sauce goes into the fridge instead of the trash. Cut to yesterday night, where I have already eaten dinner but I am an emotional binge eater and I had to fill the sad with food, you know how it goes. What will make the sad go away? Zoodles with the opened Vodka sauce. It was only until after I had made everything did I notice the perfect, circular fluff of mold growing on the lid of the sauce jar. But it's only on the lid, right? If I tell David about this, while he would never

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Text - It's fine. The food is fine, I think as I eat it. I tell myself that it doesn't taste off in the way that you tell yourself that vegetarian sausage tastes like the real thing. The vodka sauce quietly goes into the garbage. Cut to midnight, where we are watching a movie. Things are feeling off in my stomach, and there's some major gurgling going on. Then there's a shift, and pain explodes through the red carpet of my intestines for a good long while until I have no choice but to explain to

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Text - David does not say "I told you so", but I know he is secretly balancing the checkbook of arguments he's won. He rubs my belly while I cry. I love him. It's now 3AM and I've been farting for what feels like my entire life? Once upon a time, I had a life and a job and could go outside, and nowI have no life and no job and my knees are at ear-level while l'm on the john, seranading my septic system with a cacophony of rich bass and tenor farts. I'm sweating harder than I do when I work out.

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Text - shouldn't have died on. Don't be like me, kids. Tl;dr: I gave myself food poisoning and turned myself into an ass trumpet to win an argument. Lost the argument anyway.

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Evicted Business Strips Everything to Foil Landlord


The landlord expected this business to just leave their stuff so he could sell the whole space to their competitors, but they were having none of it. For more landlord drama, here's a guy who went full Karen when threatened with eviction and revenge that ensued when a landlord who broke the law. Here's another where a landlord refused to give back a deposit so court revenge followed.

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Text - r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/poshbo 2 days ago 4 Landlord advertises all of our company's equipment for sale to our competitors. Best follow our eviction to the letter. ос м TI;dr (SPOILERS) landlord gives us 7 days to vacate our leisure business from the building, he thinks we cant empty the business during lockdown, and proceeds to advertise OUR equipment for sale to our competition. We sell everything in 7 days and destroy the rest. Enjoy no rent and the loss of your potential buy

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Text - Text - I work for a leisure company, think soft play, indoor soccer, laser tag (can't be specific) Prior to lockdown, Managers and the big bosses were negotiating the renewal of the lease on one of our parks. Things were going mostly smoothly, however, the landlords were difficult to contact. Then 2020's shit hit the fan. All of our sites were closed, and everything was thrown into a mess. Negotiations began to slip down the priority list; nobody thought the landlord would push an evictio

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Text - Text - A few days ago we received a letter saying we had 7 days to leave the premises and take everything with us. We are reminded that anything left in the building after 7 days will become the landlord's property! (that line is very important). Now a lot of construction goes into installing our equipment into a new building, which makes emptying one even harder. Add a lockdown, with no staff and most businesses shut, it meant that saving much of our assets would prove to be extremely di

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Text - Text - A few days into our 7-day eviction, we find out that the landlord has been advertising our park to our competitors. But he isn't offering just the building, he is offering ALL OF OUR STUFF PRE INSTALLED. "Ready to go, just needs re-branding." The landlord has evicted us from the property in an attempt to increase rent and make a solid profit from our equipment installed because he thinks we won't be able to empty the park. We were furious. And here is where the malicious compliance

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Text - In every other sight vacation we have seen, we always end up leaving thousands of $$ worth of disco lights in the ceilings because they're too hard to get. We leave most the construction in, as well as things like the bars and kitchens that all stay intact (recognisable as what they once were) but not this building. We ripped up the flooring we installed, tore down the walls that were not part of the original structure (Wooden walls to divide up the space) ripped apart our manager's offic

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Text - Lockdown has been extended another 4 weeks, so he has at least another 4 weeks without rent (we were paying) and won't have any potential buyers. Silver lining: The assets we got out of the site (fridges, tv's, equipment, food, tables) have all been sold, and the lack of rent and additional income has helped the business and paid staff wages.

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