Friday, November 15, 2019

Red Hot Slab Dropped From Bridge Into River, Satisfaction Ensues


Needed this in my life, and I had no idea until now. 

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Tagged: cool , satisfying , bridge , Video , win

Megachurch Pastor Tries To Justify Lavish Lifestyle


Demon vibes with those eyes. 

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Woman's Horrible Artichoke Dip Tortures Hosts On-Air


Described as vinegar-ey but without reportedly containing any vinegar, Leslie Horton's artichoke dip went horribly wrong. She admitted it, but for some reason still brought it in to share. And they still ate it. And they paid for it. Not a good look.

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Deaf People That Gained Ability To Hear Share Their Surprises


A collection of deaf people share their biggest surprises when they gained the ability to hear.

Someone on AskReddit asked for deaf people to share their biggest surprises upon gaining the ability to hear. Apparently the farting noise always throws people back on their heels in surprise. 

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Celebrities Read Mean Tweets And Get Scorched


A collection of mean tweets read by celebrities that got roasted hard.

Jimmy Kimmel's back at it again with a fresh and fiery round of mean tweets that left celebrities absolutely roasted and toasted. Nobody is safe when these roasts get going. 

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Americans Share What They Don't Understand About Europe


A collection of Americans share what they don't understand about Europe.

Someone on AskReddit asked for Americans to share what they just couldn't understand about Europe. Whether it's things like having beans for breakfast, or the fact that you can't get tap water everywhere. The confusion runs deep in this comments section. 

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Reporter Uses Store-Bought Chili in Office Cook-Off, Beats Frustrated Coworker


Reporter uses store bought chili in work cookoff.

Let's not mix up the facts here, she is a filthy cheater. That said, regarding her coworker, anyone who cares this much about an office chili cook-off may not have their priorities in order. It seems like no one here is that great of a person, but such it is in the cut-throat world of office chili cook-offs. For some office stuff, here's a twitter thread about an umbrella that locked out an entire company for days, and here are funny office notes.

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Two Sentence Horror Stories Of Chilling Scariness Levels


A collection of spooky two sentence horror stories that creeped people out on Reddit.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of especially spooky two sentence horror stories. There was no time wasted in making sure these two sentence horror stories got as spooky as possible. Gotta appreciate when people are able to escalate the horror in the matter of a couple of sentences. 

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Tagged: horror , scary , wtf , spooky , creepy , Reddit , weird

Disappointing Moments Of Pure Facepalm


A collection of moments from the world's morons that made us facepalm.

The stupid runs deep in these moments of pure and unadulterated facepalm. Some people just lack that sweet thing called common sense, and unfortunately seem to have the most to say on social media. From there the rest of the world's left puzzled, and helpless to not bring palm to face. 

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Tumblr Thread Theorizes Why Tiny Dogs Can be Yappy Bitey Nightmares


Tumblr theory explains why little dogs can be so terrible.

The general idea here that if a dog is so small that it can be picked up, and never taken seriously, little dog owners have no reason to actually train them. Tumblr gets down some interesting pet rabbit holes (pun sort of intended), like the history of how cats became domesticated, or this take-down of fake service dogs.

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Employee Gets Collectible Can Of Coke For Secret Santa, Drinks It


Employee gets gifted a very old collectible can of Coke for Secret Santa, and they proceed to drink it.

This employee was gifted a very old can of Coke that definitely sounds like it was a sugary toxic waste dump. And like any rational human being, they decided to drink it. The good news here is that they somehow didn't get sick from the 35-year-old can of Coke. Definitely didn't see things going that way. 

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Tagged: employee , job , soda , askreddit , tifu

Eye-Confounding Images of Weird Perspective


Optical illusions made from images of confusing perspective.

Your brain works so hard and so fast to make sense of everything that it takes in that a small shift in perspective can totally confuse you for a second. The double-taking confusion and amusement of finally figuring out an eye-defying image make these worth looking at. So get ready for some strange perspective to give your brain a workout.

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Professor Tries To Dismiss Student With Visual Impairment


Professor tries to dismiss a student with a visual impairment, and the student makes sure they see the door.

This professor tried and failed to dismiss a student for her visual impairment. So, the student proceeded to secretly record the professor and ended up getting them barred from their field for life. Definitely a successfully executed revenge against what sounds like a terrible professor. 

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