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Wednesday, May 20, 2015
Watch College Students Experiment With Lava
This video shows some of the small experiments that students are doing with very small, controlled lava flows.
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A Store Clerk Gives a Hilarious Play-by-Play of Her Own Thwarted Robbery
This man in Salt Lake City, Utah was arrested just minutes after this inept robbery, where he spent five whole minutes asking for cash and cigarettes. Five minutes, in case you weren't aware, is plenty of time to get the police to your location - especially if the sarcastic clerk in question is able to sneak around and get your license plate number.
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Sending Your Friend to the Wrong House is Hilariously Cruel
When Connor McCarthy invited a new friend over to his house for the first time, he decided to have a little fun with the occasion and send his new pal not to his own address, but to the one across the street.
It's a good thing this is in Great Britain and not America, because he probably would've gotten shot.
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This Virginia Trooper Goes Above and Beyond to Help a Stranded Citizen
We need more people out there like Matt Okes!
Submitted by: (via The Daily Dot)
One Australian Police Department Puts Out an APB on the Sonic Criminals Nickelback Playing Nearby
When the band isn't forcing all of us into rudimentary data analysis, they're busy touring Australia and subjecting good normal folk to Neo-Dad-Rock anthems. Thankfully, the Queensland Police department has had it up to here with the band and has warned the public of their arrival.
Personally I just hope we get some convenient spider rain during their show. Is that so much to ask?
And this isn't even the first time the Queensland Police have shown their distaste for the band:
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One Australian Police Department Puts Out an APB on the Sonic Criminals Nickelback Playing Nearby
When the band isn't forcing all of us into rudimentary data analysis, they're busy touring Australia and subjecting good normal folk to Neo-Dad-Rock anthems. Thankfully, the Queensland Police department has had it up to here with the band and has warned the public of their arrival.
Personally I just hope we get some convenient spider rain during their show. Is that so much to ask?
Submitted by: (via QueenslandPolice)
How High is ESPN's Neil Everett, and Can We Have What He's Having?
ESPN's SportsCenter featured this cryptic line from Neil Everett, which started as a bunch of nonsense before drifting off into the resolute silence which comes from a Total Understanding of All Being. Maybe we just witnessed the moment a news anchor reached enlightenment live on the air?
But no, seriously, if you have any more of the good stuff please let us know Neil.
Submitted by: (via SportsEntertainmenTV)
Hypocrisy of the Day: Anti-Gay Pastor Resigns After Gay Website Posts His Grindr Chats
A Michigan pastor named Rev. Matthew Makela (who is married with 5 kids) resigned this week from St. John’s Lutheran Church after he was caught cruising Grindr for men.
An anonymous source sent some screenshots of some of his chats to the gay news site Queerty, who exposed his hypocrisy to the church as well as the rest of the world.
In the conversations, he says he “loves making out naked,” “oral and massage,” and he reveals that he is a “top.”
Of course he probably just meant “top Biblical scholar,” right?
As Queerty points out, outing his private gay sex life is important here, as he has been an outspoken, anti-gay voice in his church and online.
He has compared being gay to being an alcoholic, and accused the transgender movement of assisting “opportunistic sickos.”
Queerty writes:
If Makela made even one LGBT kid at St. John’s “Christ-based” elementary school, their parents, friends, family or anyone who ever stepped foot in the church feel like being true to yourself is shameful (and it seems all too likely that he did), then we’re glad to share his hypocrisy with the world.
A senior pastor at the church posted the following statement in response to the story.
“The details of sin that have been kept confidential are being posted online by those who seek to do harm to the Makela family and to St. John’s,” writes Rev. Daniel Kempin. “This is taking an already difficult situation and making it even more painful.”
His profile on the church’s website has since been deleted from their staff page, and St. John’s is telling people not to pay attention to the story. Their Facebook page has also been deleted.
It appears they are trying to erase his online presence and pretend none of it ever happened.
Because if there’s one thing to learn from all this, burying the truth is clearly the best solution.
Submitted by: (via Queerty)
The Tinder Baby Onsesie
Want to tell the world that your awkward Tinder hookup turned into a pregnancy? You're in luck because now you can!
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That Moment When Your Car is so Awesome it Literally Breaks Down While Driving
A Straightforward Way to Tell if Someone Likes You
All the New Features You've Been Clamoring for Are in the iPhone 6S
Submitted by: (via CollegeHumor)