Just cause he hasn't asked yet, doesn't mean he's NEVER going to. The imagination can run recklessly to wild places when it's fueled by impatience and insecurity.
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Tuesday, January 22, 2019
If Sweet Child O'Mine Was Performed As A Funk Song
Can we just watch and appreciate that dude tearing it up on the bass line? Let the funk flow through you, friend.
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Unpaid Contractor Obliterates Travelodge Reception With Digger
Now this is the glorious kind of fail-destruction that we live for. If only they'd have kept recording for longer.
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Girl Photoshop Trolls Wrong Number Text From Scientologist
When a random scientologist reaches out to you, with a wrong number, it is your duty to take advantage of that with some kind of devious trolling. In this case, the silly photoshop trolling gives way to a rather ridiculous, ALL CAPS, meeting invitation. Definitely surprised over that outcome.
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11 Amazed Fans Share Stories Of When Meeting Their Heroes Lived Up To Expectations
These fans got to live down moments stolen out of their dreams, in reality. To meet a celebrity you've potentially idolized in your head, is to come face-to-face with the moment that you realize they're an artist with a cultivated talent in their craft, but also a human being just like yourself. From there, it's up to them how they act outside the script, or song, or blank page, or canvas. And it could be nothing more than what you view as rude douchery. Or, they end up being an outstanding individual of tremendous character, that leaves you that much more inspired. These fans got lucky with their celebrity encounters!
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Disapproving Dad Gets Demolished After Meanly Live-Tweeting His Son's LEGO Tournament
Sometimes the roaster needs to become the roasted. This is the perfect example. The dad in this scenario, met his son's LEGO tournament with an onslaught of dysfunctional. How about next time you show up, and give your son, who's doing his thing your vote of confidence, or remain silent, and keep the show off social media for you to collect self-appreciative retweets like the man child you are, next time? Just a thought.
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Restaurant Owner Uses Truths To Rip Apart Customer's Emotionally-Charged Web Of Lies
Lying customers are hellbent on ignoring the inevitable callouts from restaurant owners, when they take to their online review scribblings. They're hurting the image of the business, and people's ability to experience potentially kickass service and/or food. The vigilance of truth-defending restaurant owners is deeply appreciated in this case.
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10 Ridiculous Tinder Users That Will Make You Groan In Despair Over Modern Dating
To sign up for Tinder, is to willingly subject yourself to the frequently immature, cheesy, and defensively rude whims of other people using the app, just to f**k with people. Every now and again, you might get lucky with a right swipe that doesn't give way to fresh bullsh*t. But with that, we wish you good luck. These people are out there experiencing most anything besides that.
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40 Embarrassed People Share The Most Ridiculous Walk Of Shames They've Suffered Through Or Seen
It's only a walk of shame if you choose to let yourself define it as such. Let people look on your tattered, potentially booze-soaked, bleary-eyed, and disoriented frame, and make stories of their own. It's not like you're going to stop and explain how you ended up walking home from a bizarre place of (potential) no importance, to people that it doesn't concern. That all being said. These moments are wrapped up in strong coats of self-loathing, guilt, and confusion. They are ridiculous in the sense of how we expect people to get themselves home.
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Emotionally Agonizing Twitter Thread About Vaccination Gone Wrong Still Condemns Anti-Vaxxers
Years after this ex-competitive swimmer enduring the excruciating trials of a vaccine that "in many ways destroyed their life", they've spoken out on Twitter, to argue for vaccines. NOT the twist you'd expect amidst the swarms of anti-vaxxer threads we see storm social media, so regularly. But in this case, we have something refreshingly different. It's powerful and full of pain, and maybe moving enough to encourage anti-vaxxers to assess their stance with a newfound critical gaze.
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15 Egotistical Geniuses Brimming with so Much Knowledge That They Spilled It Everywhere
These egotistical people's minds are apparently dripping with so much sheer knowledge that they can't help but to get it all over the internet. What did we do to deserve to stand in the presence of these intellectual behemoths? Man, they're smart.
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Tagged: wtf , intelligence , jokes , cringe , smart , selfish , ego , IQ , ridiculous , dumb , idiots , knowledge , genius , cringeworthy
Astonished Stepdad Live Tweets The Tense Morning After His Stepson's One Night Stand
When this stepdad heard loud noises coming from his stepson's bedroom some time around 4am, he pieced together that there was a special visitor around. Meanwhile, the kid's mom either actually had no idea, or put on the show that she didn't, that her son was hosting a one-night-stand. From there, the morning after followed. And we get to enjoy a very surprised stepdad Twitter document his running reactions to the unaware mom, and smoothly secretive stepson.
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14 Freaky Experiences That Made People Question Reality
Surprisingly, a few of these people actually got real, concrete answers to the strange things they witnessed. The rest are just left to imagine why they saw some crazy unexplainable phenomenon. Most of the time the world makes sense. Then there's the other times.
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Tagged: scary stories , creepy , strange , dreams , ghosts , driving , hallucinating , coincidence , stories , explanation , weird
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