Friday, December 22, 2017
These Brutal Caricature Roasts Will Have You Laughing and Crying All the Way to Christmas
These illustrated roasts take the art of roasting to an entirely new level. I'd hate to be on the receiving end of one of these.
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Distressed Mom Accidentally Incinerates Family's 'Elf On A Shelf' and the Results Are Nightmarish
The 'Elf on a Shelf' fad is one that I've always found to be multiple levels of creepy.
First, there's that Elf's smug little face and blank-staring eyes that look like something straight out of Goosebumps. The idea is that this creepy bastard comes alive and stalks around the house at night to reach a new vantage point to spy on you. That premise is somehow supposed to be heart warming despite the fact that it's pretty much the plot to Chuckie.
Second, you have that whole 'spying' part. This little thing is supposed to be reporting on the kids for Santa's NSA service like some hidden camera to force them to behave. Hey, at least we're indoctrinating our kids into the idea of a 'surveillance state' at a young age, right?
Anyways, this poor mom got exhausted of moving her family's Elf around everyday. So first she brilliantly faked that the elf had suffered an injury due to the children's messiness.
She then tried to hide it in the oven and promptly forgot about it...
We say good riddance. That creepy little thing SHOULD be burned.
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Wholesome Letters To Santa That'll Warm Your Heart With Holiday Cheer
These are TOO precious. Shoutout to the girl asking for her brother who was getting bullied at school to get new friends to stand up for him. Talk about selfless. Low-key faith in humanity restored thanks to her.
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Satan, Dark Lord of the Underworld, and Comedy God of Twitter
It turns out, when he's not busy torturing the souls of the damned, Satan runs a pretty impressive Twitter handle under the call tag "S8n"
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50 Insane Moments That Will Make You Cringe 'Till You Cry
These insane individuals from around the internet will make you wince as you browse through this hearty helping of cringe.
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Guy Shares Hilariously Epic Twitter Thread About Living With Girls All Week
This guy decided to treat his experience of living with the fairer sex like an anthropological study, and the resulting Twitter thread is nothing short of hilarious.
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Elon Musk Seriously Considers Buying Twitter After User Tells Him To
Normally when someone jokes about buying Twitter you'd laugh it off and tell them that it's way too much. However, when that person is Elon Musk how much isn't even a question worth asking.
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25 Hilarious Photoshop Trolls From the Master
James Fridman is a master of photoshop and he uses his skills for the forces of good.
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This Guy Has Choice Words For People Complaining About 'The Last Jedi'
So by now most of us have had the displeasure of realizing that the entire new Star Wars trilogy is going to be a steaming pile of garbage. BUT it's extremely important that we don't get too carried away with the nitpicking and stick to the points that matter because, as this guy is quick to remind us, things could be a LOT worse.
Careful because there are some 'The Last Jedi' spoilers below!
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User Live-Tweets Hilarious Reasoning Why 'The Santa Clause' is the Most Terrifying Christmas Movie Ever Made
It's like the rituals in ancient societies when a leader's wives and servants were killed and placed in their burial chambers.
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2017 Star Wars Christmas Lights Show Is The Video We Never Knew We Needed
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