Saturday, February 8, 2020

Pro Stock-Pickers Vs. Astrologist, Beauty Bloggers, And Cows


Norwegian TV program pits professional stock-pickers up against beauty bloggers, astrologist, and actual cows | tweet by RobinWigg This is hilarious Norwegian TV programme pitted some professional stock-pickers against an astrologist, some beauty bloggers and kid not cows shitting field short thread

Twitter user @RobinWigg shared a viral thread about one very bizarre Norwegian TV program. We're talking about a situation where pro stock-pickers were pitted against an astrologist, beauty bloggers, and literal defecating cows. If that isn't the peak of entertainment I don't know what is? Naturally, the professionals were unsettled by their competition. Can't imagine how unsettled they were when they learned that Gullros was a total stock-picking wizard. 

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Classmates Try To Copy Student's Essay, Student Revenges With Fake One


Classmates try to copy a student's essay, so they take a revenge by writing a fake one | r/ProRevenge JOIN u/thepolarswedish 1h get half class fail an essay know this is something people have done before, but really played this out well and cant believe my mates were dumb enough fall this.

This fed up student decided they wanted to teach some lazy classmates a lesson. So, they decided to put together a fake essay, and next thing you know, some rattled students are confronting the consequences of not even being able to cheat correctly. 

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Entitled Influencer Demands Free Stuff In Exchange for Exposure, Doesn't Get It


Entitled social media influencer demands free pins in exchange for exposure | CANT READ my local grocery store starts accepting exposure as valid form payment l'll hit up clown emoji

This absolute peach of a person simultaneously asks for free stuff while then bragging that they make way more money. So what they're saying is they totally could afford this person's stuff but they're just choosing to be a jerk about it. Sometimes when entitled jerks demand free art, they get satisfyingly trolled. Sometimes entitled people need to take their business elsewhere.

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Irrational Reasons Toddlers Had Total Meltdowns


Irrational reasons that toddlers had total breakdowns | small kids children scream crying meltdowns Sean said word green. Won't let her throw books at my face.

There are no limits to what warrants a hysterical breakdown from a toddler. Rationality in the mind of a toddler is a terribly fleeting thing. We can't verify whether these captions are accurate depictions of what brought on the waterworks, but we'd bet they're not too far off the mark. 

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Unbelievably Dumb Tattoo Translation Fails


AskReddit replies to the dumbest tattoo fails that Japanese/Chinese speakers have seen | komnenos 9h Seen few over years but one remember most first started learning Mandarin guy had tattoo on back his leg proudly said which means beef.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people that speak Japanese and/or Chinese to share the very worst (or best...) of the tattoo translation fails that they've seen. These might be some of our favorite kinds of fails. Tattoo artists can be brutal when it comes to surprising people with tattoos that definitely don't translate to what people think they do. 

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Deaf Kids Learn About Farts


Deaf kids learn about how farts work | Anna Trupiano Monday at 2:30 PM O Today 1st grade one my Deaf students farted loudly class and other students turned look at them following is snippet 15 minute conversation happened entirely American Sign Language among group Deaf students and. Kid 3 do know which farts they can hear and which farts they can't Hmmm know sometimes can feel butt move fart lot those they can hear. But if butt doesn't move 's more likely they didn't hear Kid 1: TELL THEM STOP

This teacher's viral story about teaching deaf kids how farts work is a hilariously wholesome little tale. Taking a moment and picturing the look of shock and the confusion thereafter on these kids faces as they learn about the wild world of farts is just golden. 

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Ryan Gosling And Harrison Ford Can't Keep It Together


These two are way too good at taking interviews together. They can't keep it together and that's definitely the best part. 

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Lessons People Learned In Their 20s


Twitter users share things that they learned in their 20s.

In the grand game of life, our 20s can impart upon us some seriously hard-earned wisdom. Whether it's learning to navigate nights of drinking with some moderation, or learning just how much you can hate taxes, the world definitely teaches you some big lessons at that point in your life. 

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Gullible Entitled Jerk Gets Trolled Demanding Free Art


Demanding Rude Jerk GEts Trolled by Artist | Youre peice trash And art sucks hey changed my mind! ill do totally free Yoooo thank my guy soon can have done

Rudeness and a complete lack of self reflection go hand in hand. This gullible dude really wanted some free art, but like all the other demanding people who want artists to work for free, got trolled. There's some freakish entitlement going around, like this mom who lashed out at her babysitter for getting a better job

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Tumblr Users Trade Unconfirmed Facts About Soda And Carrier Pigeons


Tumblr users swap facts about the history of soda and carrier pigeons | narwhalsarefalling fun fact im weirdly knowlagable history soda dont even drink soda why do know so much about narwhalsarefalling coke and pepsi taste different because coke invent before refrigeration

Nothing fills our hearts with joy and appreciation like a couple Tumblr users swapping knowledge about the history of soda and carrier pigeons in a totally random Tumblr thread. But hey, that's what Tumblr is all about. Can't say that we knew that drinking Pepsi cold and Coke warm would result in them tasting the same. Is that real life? 

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Rude Entitled Student Explodes When Denied Classmate's Project


Entitled lazy classmate gets denied project and goes off on student | need now please desperate Please give Please if are good human would give Lol want commit academic fraud and won't even pay Sorry my final answer is no. Maybe start doing project now and can get passing grade. Wow are such abitch el rejected No wonderd Bitch Kick my ass *lick

There's nothing quite like the desperation of someone who hasn't prepared for an assignment. In this case they wanted to have a near stranger's project, like just given to them. Entitlement can really be something else. Something similar happened when this entitled college slacker demanded a classmate's notes and got denied.

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Times Married People Misread Their Partners' Phones For Cheating


Married people on AskReddit share times that they thought they misread their partners' phones.

Someone on AskReddit asked for married couples to share the times a partner was caught in the crosshairs over a false red flag that looked like cheating. A whole lot of chaos can result from leaping to assumptions. For these people, it sounds like everything was a-okay, after all. 

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Tumblr Thread Explores The World Of Ambigrams


Interesting Tumblr thread explores the world of ambigrams.

This quick and enlightening Tumblr thread explores the fun world of ambigrams. 

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Landlord Tries To Scam Tenants For $80, Ends Up Paying $6K


Landlord tries to scam tenants moving out over an $80 cleaning fee, and it ends up costing him $6,000 | r/prorevenge posted by underwhelmingtwin scam me for $80 for cleaning on move out? i don't think so jack

This landlord thought they'd simply scam another few tenants with a BS "cleaning fee." Fortunately, these tenants decided to fight back with a smart and effective revenge. You better believe that the landlord is kicking himself now, to the tune of $6,000. Ouch, but definitely deserved. 

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Cats Being Far Too Long


Cats that are stretchy and very long.

Do cats even have a shape? It's like they either fill whatever vessel they're in, or leak everywhere. Here are cats being so long that it's cute but also kind of creepy. Not necessarily bad creepy, but, man just look at the cats. For less graceful resting pets, here are tired dogs sleeping in awkward positions.

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