Tuesday, October 22, 2019
Guy Returns Wallet By Sending Messages Through Transactions
Tim Cameron lost his wallet. There were no leads on its whereabouts until he started getting tiny transactions with small messages attached. It's a pretty inventive solution that goes to show the world isn't a completely horrible place all the time..
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Dude's Boss Cuts Promised Hours, Fights Back With Contract
Getting lied to sucks. Getting lied to by your boss is some serious business. Some of the most satisfying work stories come from people defying their incompetent and oppressive bosses by just following the rules, like this guy whose boss told him to guard a spill, so he did it for hours. Here are some work memes to get through the grind.
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Twitter Users Share Costumes That Shouldn't Be Sexy
With spooky season upon us, and Halloween looming ominously around the corner it's time to start thinking about a costume. In this case, Twitter users are sharing their hot takes on all those Halloween costumes that ended up looking sexy, even though they shouldn't have been on an objective level.
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Guy Sleep Jumps Out Window, Lands In The Hospital
This guy decided to watch "American Horror Story" before going to sleep, and ended up waking up so frightened that he jumped out the window. Not only that, but he proceeded to provide proof in his Reddit recap. We hope he's off to a speedy recovery. Sounds like an absolutely terrible situation to find yourself in. Can't imagine what was going through his head when he came to, falling out the window.
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Hilarious Teacher Tweets That Capture The Job's Chaos
These funny teacher tweets do an excellent job at capturing the chaotic existence that is being a teacher. When teachers aren't dealing with kids breaking out in wild temper tantrums, or handing in incomprehensible exams, they're just trying to keep things somewhat in order. Easier said than done.
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Tagged: humor , twitter , social media , ridiculous , funny , school , jobs , relatable , teacher , education
Teachers Share The Stupidest Answers They've Received On Exams
Someone on AskReddit asked for teachers to share the dumbest lot of answers they've ever received on exams. We almost appreciate the desperate effort that was put forth by these clueless students, who just wanted to take a hail mary shot at getting some points on an otherwise completely failed exam.
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Woman Shuts Down Petty Friend Who's Begging to Plagiarize From Her
This person dropped in out of the blue just to steal some poetry. Sounds classy. She must be really bad at poetry if she thinks this is how art is supposed to work. The boldness of cheapskates knows no bounds, and the world is full of choosing beggars who wish the world was all free handouts.
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Stuff Rich People Buy That Everyone Else Hardly Even Thinks About
Some of the stuff rich people can afford feels like it should be hugely illegal, but some of the other stuff they can afford seems like only something a complete idiot would buy. Who needs a hand carved, perfectly cube shaped ice cube? This stuff must feel like a wicked insult to anyone who realized they grew up poor, and probably results in some really terrible rich kid syndrome.
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Dumb Liars That Got Called Out For Infecting The World With BS
As long as the internet's been around, we've had fools trying to pass their lies off as truth to the rest of the world. It's like these shameless bullsh*t spreading bozos think that the rest of us aren't capable of wild things like "reverse image search" and generally fact checking them on their stuff.
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Kentucky Coal Miner Eats Carolina Reaper Pepper
Big Mike is a legend. He lost a bet and proceeds to take on the notorious Carolina Reaper Pepper, without being able to drink anything for three minutes. You can see the unfathomable pain in his eyes as he does everything he can to not fall into the abyss of infinite pain and despair.
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Skyrim Memes Because We Were Dragonborn to Be Wild
Even though Skyrim has been out forever, we still find ourselves booting it up on the regular just to make too many iron daggers, accidentally railroad ourselves into a stealth archer class and one-hit any bandit who dares mess with us. We love the game and we love the torrent of Skyrim memes that fell from it.
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Tagged: gaming , the elder scrolls , skyrim memes , funny memes , Memes , lol , meme , video games , Skyrim , funny
Guy Gets On Tons Of News Networks for His Landslide Story
Jason Gudasz's car was damaged by a falling wall, and was asked by multiple news networks to retell the story. He cut all of his appearances together into this short humorous video.
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Mad Lads That Brought Utter Insanity To The World
We've all crossed paths with a mad lad. You know, that dude who just walks around stirring up all manners of chaos, and doesn't give a flying f**k about what anyone thinks about it. They refuse to be contained, and will lay waste to any otherwise reasonable tweet/status that wasn't trying to be aggressive at all. So, look out for the mad lads. They don't give a sh*t.
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Savage Clapbacks Waiters/Servers Delivered To Customers
Someone on AskReddit asked for waiters/servers to share their most satisfying and savage clapbacks to unruly customers. The armies of Karens weren't ready to meet their match with these members of customer service that quite frankly, had had enough. Everyone has their breaking point, and rude customers will themselves into forgetting that eventually someone's going to check them on their entitled BS.
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Twitter Roasts Survey Saying 1 in 6 Millennials Have $100K In Savings
Twitter's in a bit of an uproar over a resurfaced survey from Bank of America that says 1 in 6 millennials have $100K in savings. Many folks reacted with doubt, surprise, and general dismissal. Instead, they suggest that these fortunate millennials must come from old money, and that it's more likely most millennials have under $1K in their savings.
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