He must have been pleased with himself to jump into the stands like that, but the level of casualness he puts on as a spectator is really what seals the deal. It's like he's not even a huge fan of him.
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Tuesday, February 4, 2020
Waitress Tells Police To Let Customer Finish Eating
Police: “Sorry guys. You need to close. We need to evacuate - there’s been a terror incident just down the street.”
— Claire Stephenson (@The_Write_Type) February 2, 2020
Cafe staff: “Just give us half an hour because people have to eat.”
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This video is making the rounds on Twitter. It captures a police officer in London telling a waitress at the Life Cafe Restaurant that there has been a terrorist incident. The waitress proceeds to launch a curveball that none of us saw coming, and asks if the customer can finish eating first. Either the waitress is genuinely fearless, or was caught up in a state of shock and fell back on some kind of automated response amidst the chaos of the terrifying situation.
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Divorce Attorneys Reveal Stupidest Reasons Couples Wanted To Divorce
Never underestimate the heights of pettiness that can be achieved between two people going through a divorce. These AskReddit replies in a thread about the stupidest reasons people wanted to divorce, might convince you to never want to get married.
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Mistaken Christian Mom Upset By Color Wheel
An outspoken few of us are scouring our lives looking for unwholesome imagery in television, music and apparently, elementary school art exercises. Some real wild stuff gets passed off as legit by mom groups. This misunderstanding had some extra facepalm on it. Fittingly, people made an even bigger mockery of the situation. Being a teacher can be hard especially when it comes to wild parent teacher conferences.
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Strange And Elaborative Reasons To Call Out Sick
Some days are easier to adult than others. If you ever wake up and reach the bold conclusion that it's time to call out sick from work, you might find yourself getting very creative when it comes to hatching up an excuse. Some people have no limits when it comes to the "reasons" they're calling out sick from work.
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Wendy's Asks McDonald's To Roast Them, Twitter Roasts McDonald's
All that Wendy's had to do was ask for McDonald's to roast them, and the rest of Twitter proceed to roast McDonald's. That's when you know you've got the power as a roast master on Twitter. When you can literally point in the direction of McDonald's who was minding their own business, and get people to roast them on your behalf, just by asking McDonald's to roast you. It's some kind of psychological trick, and it played out in brilliant fashion. People were quick to deliver on the roasts about McDonald's broken ice cream machines.
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Spooky Signs That Are Too Dang Scary
All of these signs have the potential to instill some good old fashioned fear. Some of these spooky signs are probably incredibly helpful and we're lucky to have them. Some terrifying signs just sound like a threat. For a break from the scary, here are some funny signs.
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Tenant Escapes Fraudulent Deal with Thieving Landlord
This tenant found themselves in a deal they didn't agree to with a landlord who tried to steal from them. So they took stock of the things that they could legally control, and made them an ultimatum. Sometimes landlords will try to scam their tenants, but it doesn't work out for them.
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Clever Comebacks From Savage Silver Tongues
We're back at it again with a fresh round of fiery comebacks. These people brought the heat with their words.
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Strange Things That Happened in Public Restrooms
A public restroom can be a strange place. It's a public place built for some of the most private things people do. You end up meeting some wild characters and your most vulnerable of times. For some toilet humor here's funny bathroom graffiti, and a bunch of creepy cursed toilets.
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Entitled Grandmonster Steals Granddaughter's New Clothes
This granddaughter hit the end of her rope. It sounds like grandma had all kinds of toxic boundary issues, and went so far as to steal her granddaughter's new clothes to trade them in for some new utensils. New utensils! Pure madness. From there, it was a quick and brutal revenge that resulted in those very utensils being donated. The look on the grandma's face must've been priceless.
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Tumblr Thread about Depicting Prehistoric People as Cool Dudes
It's kinda hard to look at our distant ancestors as people who had thoughts and feeling similar to ours. Like yeah, a neanderthal didn't know what it felt like to be stuck in traffic, but they still had families and priorities. This Tumblr thread expresses an interesting way of thinking about life before us. Tumblr can actually make history fun. For some more historical stuff, here's Tumblr's discussion of where ideas for some mythical creatures came from.
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Twitter Users Combine Last TV Shows They Watched With Video Games
Twitter user @JewelKnightJess kickstarted a thread that has people combining the last TV shows they watched with video games, for creative crossover results. Pretty fun to try out!
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A Dad's Epic Petty Revenge With A Spite Cow
We can all only hope to achieve these heights of epic petty revenge in our lifetime. Never underestimate the power of a spite cow.
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Weird and Awkward Album Covers
Every artist has their own idea of what people will like. Whether or not these people were successful in their day, it's clear that their album art has not aged well with the passage of time. Some of these unfortunate covers look like mugshots. Here are more creepy and weird album covers of the past.
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