Monday, September 25, 2017

Spear Fisherman Fights Off Two Sharks Armed Only With A Knife


This is doing nothing to help our phobia of deep water.

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Tagged: wtf , fishing , ocean , sharks , shark

FEMA Accidentally Tweets Number To Sex Hotline


FEMA accidentally tweets out the number to a sex hotline.

Amidst the efforts to help those affected by Hurricane Irma, FEMA had a bit of a FAIL when they mistakenly dropped the incorrect number of a sex hotline instead of a helpline. Fortunately, FEMA was quick to spot its mistake, and has since swapped in the correct toll-free area code. That doesn't mean we weren't able to dig up the original, thanks to the team over at Consumerist.

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Tagged: twitter , FAIL , cringe , Awkward , funny

28 Solid Burns That Are Going to Need Burn Cream


Solid Burns That Are Going to Need Burn Cream

These solid burns surely left their targets roasted. 

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Tagged: jokes , roast , funny , burn

10 Ridiculously Awkward Moments That People Swore They'd Never Speak of Again


Ridiculously Awkward Moments That People Swore They'd Never Speak of Again

These are stories so ridiculously awkward that their bearers swore they'd never speak of them again. 

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Tagged: Awkward , moment

Parents Are Noticing Ridiculously Twisted Stuff In Backgrounds Of These Children's Books


People are noticing extremely dark things in the background of these children's books, and commenting about it on Twitter.

Was this an intentional ploy to keep the parents entertained while reading to their children? Probably so...

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23 Tweets About Marriage That Hit Close To Home


Tweets about marriage that hit close to home for every married couple out there.

Not sure if these will make people happy they're married, or encourage the single folks out there to remain forever single...

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Guy Traumatizes Roommate With Evil Clown Prank


Guy takes it too far when he pulls an evil clown prank on his roommate.

Would've legit shit my pants if I'd been the poor roommate in this situation. Too far, dude...

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45 Times Ken M Was A National Treasure For Amazing Acts of Trolling


Collection of times that Ken M was a gift to humanity for trolling people perfectly on social media channels.

Ken M is a gift to humanity. Just when you think you might've grown tired of all his trolling antics, he steps up yet again to make you break out in a spontaneous fit of laughter. Never change, dude: you're the hero we deserve, and never ask for. 

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Body Builder Injects Himself With Oil and Turns Into the Stuff of Nightmares


This Brazilian body builder wanted to be as big as possible, so he injected himself with oil to 'bulk up'. 

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10 People Share The Most Disastrous Adult Temper Tantrums They've Ever Seen


10 people share the worst adult temper tantrums they've ever seen.

Can you even imagine suffering through one of these volatile emotional breakdowns out in public? These "adults" straight up reverted back to their childish selves. Let's just hope they learned to not get so dangerously worked up about things (oftentimes outside their control) for next time. 

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22 Cheerleaders Share the Dirty Details of What Goes on at Cheer Camp


Tales from Cheer Camp

This one time... at cheer camp...

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This Delusional Facebook Prophet Might Be One of the Most Cringey People of 2017


Delusional Facebook Prophet May Be Most Cringey Person of 2017

This delusional prophet and wanna-be mastermind has been spreading his wisdom to Facebook for the entirety of 2017 and he might be one of the most insane individuals we've come across. 

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Tagged: wtf , FAIL , cringe , failbook , facebook

26 Comical Conversations That Could't Have Played Out Any Worse If People Tried


Funny DMs of the wrong number.

These are nothing if not an inspiration to carpe that wrong-numbered convo scenario the next time someone botches a digit, and accidentally texts you. Clearly, there's a lot of laughs waiting to be had if you don't pass up the opportunity. We ran a previous collection of these last week right here, and you guys seemed to not entirely hate them...so we're back with some more this week!

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Clever Geniuses Dress Up As MLB Umpires And Sit In Seats Behind Home Plate


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Tagged: trolling , baseball , MLB , funny , Video

El hospital en Malcolm in the middle era otro protagonista


protagonista malcolm

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Tagged: bromas , gifs , listas