This mad sausage man turns things that aren't sausage into sausage and honestly it's more satisfying than we'd expect. Seeing a person put things into sausage that you never thought possible is some weird combination of gross but intriguing. But I guess that's how the sausage, is...uh...made.
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Tumblr's busy brains are always working on something, and in this case it was an intriguing inclusion of the suggested foreplay activity "like her jaw" that inspired other users to add their own unorthodox sex acts. If your mind is firmly in the gutter, check out these wild sex facts to quote during an awkward silence.
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Apparently it was cold out and the kid just wanted to celebrate his aced test with some moisturizing hand lotion. That cold air can dry your hands out. He's got a point.
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This guy's seemingly simple request for some extra cream cheese on his bagel resulted in quite the monstrosity. We're talking about a lot of cream cheese here, folks. Clearly someone had fun with honoring this request.
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This tech support employee decided to implement the element of surprise when dealing with an exasperating customer. We would've loved to have seen the customer's face when the guy exclaimed, "MICE!" in his best stage voice.
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There's a pretty broad spetcrum of Dad behavior, like this wholesome dad who freak out when he lost his daughter's hamster or this dad who upset his vegan daughter with his bacon cooking. You want to make decisions with your kids best interest at heart, and this dad saw that as kicking the "cool girl" out of his daughter's party for some rude behavior.
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Nothing is the same type of annoying as a dumb person who thinks they've just defeated you. Such is this low balling stranger who made the unreasonable demand for this rug, obviously lies about buying a different one, and is so dumb that they don't understand a rhetorical situation and believe that they've caught the seller in a lie. Pretty childish.
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The more you learn about history, the more it kind of makes sense that nothing makes sense. People have been weird and stupid forever, and learning about our many foibles just kind of hammers out the fact that we don't really know what's going on. But hey, knowledge is power, so here are wild sex facts and completely useless facts.
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This Twitter thread very well might combine two of your very favorite things that you never thought could be combined. Brilliant work, really.
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Life has looked pretty similar for a lot of human history, and when it comes to making things, some stuff hardly ever changes. It makes sense that people who still use tools all the time would have a better understanding of what ancient tools were used for. Tumblr users often put an extra perspective on prehistory and historical stuff, like this thread about depicting prehistoric people as cool dudes or this thread that makes history fun.
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Life has looked pretty similar for a lot of human history, and when it comes to making things, some stuff hardly ever changes. It makes sense that people who still use tools all the time would have a better understanding of what ancient tools were used for. Tumblr users often put an extra perspective on prehistory and historical stuff, like this thread about depicting prehistoric people as cool dudes or this thread that makes history fun.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for employees to describe the craziest things that happened to them on the job, and on top of that--how they were expected to continue working. The ensuing responses are filled to the brim with chaos.
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This fun Tumblr story imagines a scenario involving an alien invasion, that ultimately suffers many struggles by not anticipating the power of the earth's wildlife. Kind of fun when you allow your mind to wander down potential situations involving bizarre alien species, squaring off against hordes of bears or swarms of cicadas or armies of mosquitoes.
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These intentionally sh*tty life pro tips are perfect for anyone navigating the dark and hopeless alleyways of an existential crisis. They are by their very nature, intentionally "bad" so at the very least, they won't do anything at all. At the most, they'll get a laugh out of you, over how bad they are.
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This guy found himself in the middle of an emotional rollercoaster of a date. It sounds like the date was emotionally reactive beyond comprehension, and generally resigned to being discontent with whatever the current situation was. The dude clearly had the moment he recognized that things had gone south, and decided to open up to the concierge, who was around and ready to listen.
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We'd guess that this girl didn't expect rock pictures from this guy after giving him her number on Tinder. That being said, here we are. The rock pics are out in full force, and they are glorious. This could really be headed somewhere special.
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We say that we live in an organized society, but people still have a penchant for sinister pranks. And while it sucks to be pranked, holy crap does it feel good to revel in the glory of a successfully pulled off prank. Here are pranks, tricks, and goofs that people successfully dropped onto unsuspecting people's lives.
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