Friday, October 14, 2022

Funniest Work Memes for People Who Show Up To Their Job for the Paycheck and Stay for the Tea


Work is a necessary evil in life. Oftentimes, people wonder what their lives would be like if they were millionaires, or even billionaires, and they didn't have to work. Obviously, for some Godawful reason, millionaires and billionaires insist on continuing to work 90 hour weeks, but as a regular person, having the option to have all your bills paid without clocking in sounds pretty nice. 

 

For those of you that are not billionaires, presumably 99% of you, you gotta go to work. 

 

Sometimes the only thing getting you out of bed in the morning is the promise of a paycheck and the drama awaiting you at your desk job. Spill the tea sis, that's the only reason I'm here. It's pretty understandable. Corporate culture is simply so dry and so boring that employees HAVE to be dramatic in order to survive. So YES Donna-the-receptionist, you should go on a date with the janitor… We all see that going really well for office morale. 

Viral Thread: Neighbor steals guy's package and uses the contents, writes guy a note asking him to pay for the leftovers


This insane neighbor seriously wants this guy to pay for the remnants of his own property. 

 

'The store closed down not two months later': Employee fired over technicality, takes their stuff and leaves company nonfunctional


Unfortunately, not being recognized or appreciated for your contributions in the workplace is a pretty commonplace occurrence. Often your efforts can be taken for granted or just completely fly under the radar. This is the reason why people who are expert communicators, schmooze, or just generally work at self-promotion often find themselves in stations far above those who would rather die than engage in small talk at the office, and often end up in positions that exceed their actual capabilities. 

One can't help but wonder whether or not the poster of this story was effectively communicating just how much they were personally contributing to their workplace's resources. Things seem like they were so dysfunctional there that it probably wouldn't have mattered regardless. After all, all it took was like… one employee, a sign, and a stapler to send this business spinning into the stratosphere of non-existence. 

Read on to see the story, which was originally posted to Reddit's r/MaliciousCompliance subreddit. For more MC check out this trucking company that took their client's advice and fired them. 

Neighborhood Parking Dispute Escalates Into $100,000 Extension Removal


There's an age-old adage that goes something along the lines of "Only break one law at a time," with the idea being that the more laws/rules you break simultaneously exponentially increases your chances of being caught and held accountable for each and every one of your offenses.

The Most Rootinest Tootinest Yee-Haw Memes of This Week for All the Funniest Cowboys and Cowgirls Out There


I've bet you met a rootin' cowboy, a tootin' cowboy, heck even a hootin' and hollerin' cowboy, but have you ever met a cowboy who gets your kind of humor? Say howdy and hold that cowboy/cowgirl tight. It's rough out there working the land and herding the livestock. It's from dusk 'till dawn, but somebody's gotta do it. Cowboys will lasso a calf, but they also can lasso your heart with yee-haw comedy! Well, here is another set of the most rootinest tootinest yee-haw memes we found this week that will bring laughter into the 10-gallon-sized hearts of any cowboy and cowgirl! You deserve it after all you do to keep this country a'movin. Whether you ride a horse or a tractor, being a cowboy is a mentality and I'm sure you've got it. Heck, if you love these memes then you for sure got it! Don't let the critters keep ya down.