Saturday, May 18, 2019

25 Unfortunate Events That Dried up People's Good Times


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Life isn't without its tense failures and laughable blunders. It's a miracle that most of us can get through the day without something colossally stupid going on. Anyway, here are mistakes, failures and unforeseen foibles that derailed people's days. For more stuff like this, here's some more moments of misfortune and failure.

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25 Obscure Conspiracy Theories That People Personally Believe In


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In a world with well-known dumbass conspiracies like flat earth "theory" and the anti-vaxx movement, mention of conspiracies can be a bit stressful. Some of them are smaller, more specific, and personal. And while many are sort of silly, the more you think about them, the more believable they seem...

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A Lying Privileged Millennial Gets Called Out In Four Tweets


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He couldn't keep track of all the handouts! Sit back and enjoy an act involving a big 'ol clown getting called out on Twitter, in four satisfying tweets. 

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Parking Enforcement Bully Gets Her Car Clamped For Targeting Disabled Man


This neighbor is the hero the world needs and deserves. This is too satisfying for its own good. 

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Redditor Tells Story of Fish and Game Warden's Amazing Tactic


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If you've ever found yourself "accidentally" doing something illegal, it's easy to get paranoid and imagine there could be an authority figure behind any tree, corner, or about to pop out of a storm drain. Now imagine you're fishing illegally and you find yourself reeling in a fish and game warden, like a goddamn cartoon. On the other side of the spectrum, here are stories of 17 police officers encounters with criminal masterminds.

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Blue-Haired Judge Trying Very Hard To Be Like Gordon Ramsay


The maximum levels of cringe start right around 6:10. Blue haired judge is failing miserably at being anything like Gordon Ramsay. Like, what are you doing, my dude. 

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10+ Times People Shockingly Lied Under Oath


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These people are ready to confess about lying under oath now...

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Mark Hamill Nails a Perfect Harrison Ford Impression


One of our favorite personalities Mark Hamill tells some old Star Wars stories and in the process does a stern, no-nonsense Harrison Ford. The guy also has a pretty awesome twitter presence, like the time he roasted ridiculous Luke Skywalker action figures.

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A Steaming Platter Of 22 People Getting Scorched By Roasts


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Get your Sunday roast fixins while they're hot. These people submitted themselves to Reddit's RoastMe community, and proceeded to get absolutely rekt. No doubt about it. If you're in the mood for more roasts, check out 23 severely brutal roasts that destroyed their targets here.

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19 Interview Responses That Immediately Make Employers Say "Nope"


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If you're looking for a job, it helps to have some common sense during the interview process. Stuff like "show up on time" or "don't be a huge ass to everyone around you." You would be surprised by how many people can't seem to do this. For the ones who got through, here are 41 bosses and managers sharing stories of their worst employees.

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War Veteran's Badass Post Calls Out Toxic Stereotyping


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THIS. A war veteran's awesome post went viral for it's brutal effectiveness at calling out all the negative behavior that is stereotyping people. 

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How Twitter Absolutely Obliterates A Soul In 9 Tweets


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This is just beautiful. Turns out there's always going to be someone ready to get mad at anyone on Twitter, or most anywhere else on social media!

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Redneck Speaks Spanish With A Southern Accent


This is TOO GOOD. 

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Clothing Ad Gets Roasted for Absurd Model with Comically Tight Shirt


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This is either terrible or great marketing, we're really not sure. Everybody's looking at the ad, but we're pretty sure not too many people are buying the tightest shirt to every squeeze onto an Asgardian. We're big fans of when facebook gets ahold of something, like that time that guy with the huge neck got destroyed by everyone.

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Marble Olympics Is The Pinnacle Of Human Achievement


That's it, go ahead and call it, humanity has peaked! 

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