Tuesday, September 29, 2020

The Bee Gees Storm Out Of Interview


Sometimes enough is enough. The amount of cringe that ensues when they actually up and leave is pure, awkward gold. 

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Paramedic Mountain Response With A Jetpack


This is one of those videos that makes the whole flying cars and everyone continually immersed in a virtual reality world kind of future seem like it's already arrived. Just imagine being on that mountain and seeing that dude cruise by. It'd feel like you accidentally walked through some kind of time traveling portal. 

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Kid on Scooter Getting Chased By a Bird


Now this is what it's all about. Who knows what that bird wanted from that kid, but boy it wanted it bad. Pained screaming and utter freakout aside, props to that kid for staying on his scooter.

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Loud Neighbors Deprive Family Of Sleep, Kids Take Revenge


This is certainly not the first time that we've encountered a case of neighbors being loud and inconsiderate, and we doubt that it'll be the last. With that being said, this particular scenario brought into play some loud neighbors that insisted on being a sleep-robbing nuisance. So, the kids decided to be their personal, unwanted alarm clock. All in all, the perfect recipe for a successful petty revenge. 

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Text - r/pettyrevenge u/wolfmutt • 2d + Join You want to deprive our whole culdesac of sleep for years with loud music in the middle of the night? Let us be your alarm clock in the morning. I'm bad at titles, excuse me. Since we were but smol babs, our neighbors, their kids and their friends have had this...lovely habit of either driving into or straight tearing into the neighborhood with no regard for the safety and well-being of themselves or the rest of us and blasting pop and rap music from

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Text - No surprise, they took their sweet time and sometimes no one was picked up or maybe even dropped off. So you can imagine the pure, overwhelming joy we experienced when we found out some of the drivers only came into the culdesac to lean out the window to briefly talk to someone, all while that their music practically rattled the foundation of our houses. Our dad, at the time (and still) can work late into the night and early into the morning, sometimes coming home in the middle of the nig

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Text - Sick and tired after so many nights and morning having been woken up by or kept awake...it was quiet now and we were alone. It was time. Now, we were still exhausted but we rarely had opportunities where we were alone (and less likely to get grounded by our parents.) as they were not home. And so, as the sun began to peek over the trees like a Midwestern version of the opening to The Lion King, we carried a radio out of the house and stood at the end of the guilty neighbors driveway.

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Text - Cranking up the volume as high as it would go, put in our chosen weapon (a cassete tape of bagpipe music) and flicked the music on an gently waking the whole house...and probably every other neighborhood for several blocks with the song of our people. (It was not our intention to involve innocent people but we were pretty young and hadn't completely thought the whole plan through.) our lack of a complete plan was made very apparent as the front door flew open and out ran the parents. Our

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Text - No surprise but the neighbors were all not too happy with us, though only the one family snitched. We got in so much trouble for that...grounded for weeks. But it was worth it. While the cars kept coming into the culdesac at all hours, they no longer played music. We had won. 2 1 O 2 1 2.2k 69 1 Share

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Precious Gems From The World Of Scottish Twitter


Ah, yes, good old Scottish Twitter. It's a world rich in culture, and more than half the time we honestly can't understand what they're trying to say. That doesn't mean that Scottish tweets aren't mad fun to try and read out loud. If you enjoyed this batch of precious gems from the world of Scottish Twitter, we recommend checking out more funnies from Scottish Twitter over here.

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Text - Harlot @sharpbyname8 Told my dad I had a missus yesterday and it went Me-dad am with someone. Da- right is he local? M- am with a girl D- sound is she local?

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Product - Beth Chisholm @bethchissi They treat their staff like shite, give u 15 min of a break for 9 hours work and if someone drives away withoot paying then it comes off yer wages PrettyLittleThing O @OfficialPLT · 2d OMG There's a service station in Scotland that does all these Slushies NISO TUBBEES

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Technology - Сосо @nicole_kennedyy MY DAD IS CANCER FREE !!! Congratul ou icked it Here 4ucking go

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Skin - spivs @spivs0 when yer da hears a packet of maltesers open in the back of the car 16:21 · 25/09/2020 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - John Stewart @john_stewart4 If we go back into lockdown does that mean we aw need to start running 5K's again?

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Text - Lauryn @LaurynDow Does anyone else only get out eh bed in multiples of 0 or 5, like it gets to 07:21 n am like nah av missed it al get up at 07:25 or am a mad

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Text - James Bowes @bowesyy101 Why do I (18) have to pay £1400 a year car insurance on a 1.0 litre can of shite when partially blind Dianne (72) pays £160 a year for a 4.0 litre Volvo tank? Followed her to Tesco's today and 70% of the journey she was on the curb... but I'm the one who is more of a danger?

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Text - Daniel Leonard @Daniel_Leonard It's no even a hangover a get anymore it's more lit being a bawhair away fae becoming extinct. Solid 12 hours lying in bed trying to communicate wae god to see if he'll do me a favour n either wipe me out or square me up

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Text - jstaunt @JohnnyStaunt Had an absolute reggie blinker, bought Jane a north face jacket, thought it was a bargain at £70 , thought I was buying an 8-10 women's, turns out it was an ages 8-10. Told the girl in shop it was a bday present for my girlfriend too.

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Text - DEAN HALLIDAY. @INDYCAMP261115 Just laughed my head off. Seemingly there has been mass cancellation of TV licenses in Scotland and someone said if they come to your door tell them there are 6 people there already... brilliant 16:53 · 17/09/2020 · Twitter Web App 216 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 608 Likes

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Signs that Kids are Not Smart People


Human beings are amazingly intelligent creatures, but what comes before that is the absolute wildest period of trial and error. Kids are strange and dumb, and while it's not completely their fault, it's hard to ignore. They'll mess up couches, scream for no reason, and demand to touch the stove. There's too much proof that kids are dumb as rocks.

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Plant - LIFECYCLE OF A BUBBLE WAND - Purchase bubble wand for 3.99. - Blow bubbles using bubble wand to the magical delight of your child. - Child insists that it's their turn and that they 'can do it' themselves. - Hand bubble wand to child. - Child instantly pours all contents of bubble wand on to the floor. Everyone cries for an hour.

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Text - My Dad was tired or having to cut the crust off my bread when I was a kid, so one day he gives me my PB&J with the crust still on it. When I tell him that "it's wrong" because it has the crust, he responds "But don't you want to be a good whistler?" At the time I hadn't learned to whistle yet. He went on, "Think about it, you don't eat your crust and you can't whistle. I DO eat my crust and I CAN whistle." I gasp, "That's true!" and from that day on I ate my crust. (And yes, I am a good w

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Text - I was in a class Zoom call when there was a faint thud in the background, my teacher peered off screen for a sec, calmly remarked, "well, my daughter just ran straight into a wall" and continued to tell us about the structure of proteins.

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Text - My mother is a university instructor and when I was a kid at night she would tell me go to to bed because she had to do some "grading". I always assumed that she meant "grating" as in grating cheese so l would go to bed excited for all the cheese I would be getting in the morning. I pictured her in the kitchen with just mountains of cheese around her. I never got the grated cheese in the morning but I also never questioned the fact that it wasn't there.

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Text - 13m · : Just found out that my son has been telling people got "laid" instead of "laid-off". So there's that.

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Text - Justin @Justinkirby · 2h Replying to @side_questress As a father with a six-year-old in e-learning... This is real life. Teacher: "Does anyone have any questions?" - After a Language Arts class My son, promptly unmuting himself: "Why are giraffes so tall?" BRUH. Damn. 1 27 3 41 missionzero0000 @MissionZero0000 2h Your sons asking the real questions 1 27 12

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Text - Сосоа Мama @SeauxCocoa Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers. 5/30/18, 6:04 PM 21.1K Retweets 85.9K Likes >

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Paper - "I DROPPED THE TOILET PAPER IN THE TOILET BUT THEN I WASHED IT"

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Child - Sean said the word...green

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Text - 08:59 & ing sky Q% 令all 97% news 21:26 / TODAY Had to text you this as you'd get a laugh out of it. Ivy is upset. She's on the verge of tears. She's sad because she can't watch TV whilst eating her breakfast. "The TV is on!" I tell her. She starts crying. "It's spongebob! You put it on!" I continue. No luck. "I! Can't! See it!" She sobs. "Then look at it??" I suggest. It works. "Oh! There's spongebob! Thank you Daddy" She smiles. She was sat sideways at her table and wasn't turning her he

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Text - Dear Willow Meow Me ow meaw Meow Meow Meow Meow MeOWMeon Meow MeoWMeow Meow Meow MOw Meow LOve, Jackson My friend's son wrote their cat a letter from summer camp

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Text - Sarah Z @marysuewriter when i was 12 i was obsessively into wicked and i told a girl in my class reading the wizard of oz that it was 'propaganda' 8:51 PM · 10 Sep 20 · Twitter Web App

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Text - 5ive @5ive_zw i love how my 7year old nephew spells words. cum in her it is Fun

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Text - heythisisbecky: little kids are so creepy example: i have a student who kisses me on the arm every day and whispers, "there, now you'll live until tomorrow" and one day he didn't kiss me and when he came to school the next morning he looked genuinely surprised to see me alive Source: heythisisbecky

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Text - • 5 months ago When I was 11, I put rocks in the microwave because I thought it would melt the rocks into lava 686 E 45 ...

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Adaptation - h @gothamsbatman Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin" My nephew: ATLANTIS ANTIS i 36.9K 11:58 AM - Jul 28, 2016

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Face - I want to be a football. Во

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Text - When I was about 3yo, my family moved across the country. They had movers come to pack everything into the truck and, when they were done, my mom found me crying in my bedroom. She asked what was wrong and, through my heavy weeping, I pointed out to her that they forgot to pack my walls.

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Text - 100! By I want 100 20llers but not 10O

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Text - My kid is crying because he wants 7 to be part of the alphabet. 9:33 PM 9/24/20 · Twitter for iPhone

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Text - G Why is bubble bath straberry flavor if you cant drink it - Google Search www.google.com 9:06 AM G I drank bubble bath - Google Search www.google.com 9:05 AM G My toenal hurts - Google Search www.google.com 9:05 AM G what happens if you drink bubble bath - Google Search www.google.com 9:04 AM 9:04 AM G can you drink bubble bath - Google Search www.google.com

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Text - Name each of the following shapes. 1) 2) Lulu Maxwell 3) 4) Olivia Quinton

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Land vehicle

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Exercise machine - MEALTH

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