Thursday, January 9, 2020

Work Memes For Those Of Us Who Can't Stand Our Jobs


Funny, relatable and sad work memes about jobs | red forman from that 70s show: someone at work asks doing today IF BIRD FLY INTO CEILING FAN. girl crying while brushing her hair: Let's get this paycheck

We've all had really rough jobs, and while ruminating on your annoying job can suck, some well placed work memes can be cathartic. Whether it's some customer service role where we have to deal with Karens having freak-outs, incompetent bosses or straight up boring jobs where you have nothing to do. The grind can lead to a sort of existential dread and a cycle that never seems to end. But don't worry, there are other jobs out there, and more often then not, the total BS you have to deal with will lead you to bigger and better things. Anyway, here's some work memes for the grind.

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Airbnb Turns Into House of Stinky Nightmares


Guy rents an airbnb and the plumbing backs up horribly, forcing everyone to leave | r/tifu Posted by DicksOut4Paul TIFU by trusting some rando on Airbnb L Shit River 2K19 have thousand words explain all transpired with Our Dear Friend Paul August 3rd August 4th, 2019. Let spin tale tale Shit River.

What was going to be a fun Airbnb weekend turned into what basically ended up as a stay in a haunted house except all the ghosts are shit. We've had underwhelming vacations but few of them culminated in an evacuation over the great Pississippi. Sounds bad. And in classic timeline-style recounting! For more gross stuff, here's twitter's reaction to a bull semen explosion.

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Tim Curry Desperately Trying Not To Laugh During Cutscene


Watching Tim Curry visibly restrain himself from laughing is way funnier than expected. 

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Guy Plays "The Force Theme" from Star Wars In Stairwell With Incredible Acoustics


People often find that stairwells can have some great acoustics, as evidenced by this dude doing the halo theme in a stairwell. The right set of stairs can turn a solitary dude with a trumpet into pure magic.

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Viral Video Of Sonic Cake Is Cute And Sinister


What starts out as a cute video of an awesome Sonic the Hedgehog cake from @sugarhighscore, quickly turns into a strange and sinister display of Sonic's face being torn into. 

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Dude Tells Story Of Getting Out Of Traffic Ticket With Fart Spray


Guy gets out of speeding ticket with fart spray | tweet by JJ FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out

We can't advocate speeding or lying to the police, or even deploying fart spray in your own car, but that's just what this guy is claiming to have done. Seems like it's not quite worth the price of making your car smell like the furious ghosts of a thousand asses. For more stories about people who skirted rules, here are loopholes that clever folks exploited.

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Employee's Attempt At Lying To Boss Backfires


Employee's attempt at lying to boss by using photoshop ends up backfiring terribly.

This employee's hilarious attempt at trying to use photoshop to get out of work, backfired in glorious fashion. Clearly, they were in a rush or had no idea what they were doing. Because that cartoon nail isn't going to fool anyone!

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Karen Orders Around Random Guy Who She Thinks Is Deaf Employee


A bad customer mistakes another customer for an employee who accidentally uses sign language.

Every once in a while the wild Karen will mistake a stranger for an employee and direct their abuse at a fellow customer. while that doesn't sound like much of an improvement, the lack of professional courtesy frees up their target to say whatever they want to back. The extra level of dramatic irony makes stories like these all the sweeter.

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Entitled Goof Tries to Get Designer to Work for Free


Entitled person tries to get logo for free, gets trolled

For some stupid reason, people think they can bully artists into drawing stuff for them. Seriously, this happens a lot, like this artist who trolled entitled fans who asked for free drawings. That said, every entitled individual with unreasonable demands is an opportunity to make a jerk look dumb.

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Secret Santa Gift Traumatizes Guy's Niece


Scary doll ends up scaring guy's niece during secret santa gift exchange | creepy doll inside a box. Hang on this need talk about this present.

Oh, this is too good. We can't blame the niece for getting all kinds of creeped out by this deeply unsettling doll. Looks like it walked right out of the underworld!

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The Dumbest Things People Thought As Kids


A collection of AskReddit replies to the dumbest things people believed as kids | posted by mtulitu used believe night is brought about by clouds dark ones course. Never felt need clarify this with anybody an obvious fact

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the dumbest things that they believed as kids. It's amazing what kinds of nonsense we can will ourselves into believing, when we're kids and just trying to figure the world out. 

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Rare Insults That Resulted In Utter Destruction


A collection of rare insults that were brutal and creative | posted by Abdu Komilov He looks if u take off his glasses his nose comes off with

We're back at it again with a fresh and fiery roster of rare insults.You know, those insults that you've (hopefully) never heard used before, and absolutely leave their mark. We'll always have an appreciation for those people that get outside of the box when it comes to what they try out for their next line of banter. 

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Karen Shreds Employee's Leave Requests


Karen employee shreds employees leave requests, and ends up getting caught by the CEO | r/ProRevenge posted by Scott3496 Cancel leave Say goodbye promotion. Error title, should read as Cancel My leave. Say goodbye promotion used work disability shared accommodation

"Karen" ended up getting caught up in the quite the shady business practice. Apparently, she had been disregarding and shredding employees leave requests. Fortunately, the CEO was around to catch Karen in the act, and ended up making it right. Karen, ended up getting fired. 

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Stories That Sound Like Lies But Are True


A collection of Twitter replies to people sharing stories of their luckiest moments and biggest coincidences | tweet by Harry Balczak lookmahvelous2 My girlfriend years ago wrote quick thank 10 bill tip and months later same bill ended up my hands as change still have bill because coincidence.

Twitter users are sharing stories of their luckiest and unluckiest and plain old strange life moments. Sometimes, it can really start to feel like the universe is either pulling for you in a big way, or doing everything it can to complicate your attempt at a peaceful existence. 

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The Adventures of Florida Man


Wacky, crazy, wtf headlines about a Florida man | mug shot tweet by SammysGotJokes not saying he's right, but get Florida man kidnaps scientist make his dog immortal

Thanks to some interesting laws that make it way easier to get ahold of arrest records, there are a disproportionate amount of wacky crime stories that come out of Florida. So now we have Florida Man. He's not the hero we necessarily want or need, but he is the hero who we certainly deserve.

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