Always remember: just because someone is willing to offer advice, does not men that advice is good. It could just as well be some dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. We'd all like to be more successful, attractive and intelligent, but that actually requires work. Hilariously bad and dumb life pro tips to avoid aren't exactly helpful, but they're something.
We're not so uncultured that we'd go see a national monument booming with historical significance and complain that it's boring, but at the same time Mount Rushmore is way smaller in real-life than how people make it out to be. Also, Plymouth Rock sounds like it straight up sucks. For some real ignorant tourist shenanigans, here are some obnoxious things done by American tourists.
We humans are adaptable creatures. And when a proper solution like "widening the damn garage" is deemed impossible, honey it's time to adapt around that shoebox of a car holder. We'd like to call this adaptation "brilliant" but it reads a little more like "doing what has to be done." Why park on the street anyway?
Skydiving is scary enough when all the equipment is working normally. In this case, the skydivers were hanging on and about to jump when suddenly their plane stalled and peeled off, leaving everyone to fend for themselves in the sky. Luckily, no one was harmed. At least they were prepared to jump anyway.
Anyone who's ever worked at anything has probably had a moment like this described by @_Page_Turner. When we first get into developing a skill, we aren't aware of the massive mistakes we're making, and as we get better at that thing, the gulf between our actual skill level and our desired skill level becomes apparent. But hey, that doesn't mean it's a good idea to stop trying. That said, that's just most of us. Sometimes we never learn, like this person who thought they were writing the next Twilight and wanted it edited for free.
Working. It's a necessarily evil that we all have to tolerate if we want to eat regularly. No two jobs are exactly the same, but just about everyone wishes they didn't have to see their idiot coworkers and hard-ass bosses, and there's something soothing in that. Sure, we're all kind of miserable most of the time, but at least we can all commiserate with each other over that fact. Here are some moreexhaustingly relatable memes and jokes about work.
The moral philosophers of the internet had a field day with this lady who tried to use her unborn baby as an excuse for why she took a chunk out of her mother in law's surprise party cake. Maybe if she was willing to see the error of her ways she'd get more sympathy, but the fact that she doubled down and thinks she's in the right on this one makes this cake debacle even better. For some more cake drama, here's a vegan coworker who refused to eat a highly suspicious cake and made their coworker cry.
The gargantuan girth and powerful presence of absolute units are too real to be denied. Turns out whatever the world makes, it's working on a bigger version right now. And these absolute units are just too mighty for this little world. There are big grapes, large eggs, rotund squirrels, titanic crabs and goliath potatoes. And just like the absolute units themselves, there's more where that came from.
IT has to deal with so many stories of corporate BS, like this tech support employee who got fired and unfired on the same day. They even get to see the horrible things people do to their own technology, like these excruciating moments of tech support gore. But the fact remains, most people need IT as badly as they need oxygen, because without them, life as we know it would grind to a halt.
Look, we can always count on someone who is wandering around the world of Tumblr, what with all of its wild rabbit holes, to ask the questions that the rest of the world otherwise would've overlooked. In this case, it's a matter of asking the important questions surrounding when it's okay and not okay for a vampire to enter a particular place. It can get a little tricky. Sounds like it'd be hard to have a vampire friend. Check out some more funny and delectable Tumblr gems to quench the forever thirst over here.
We're not sure what compels people to weave their unnecessary webs of foolish lies. Especially when it comes to something as silly as rapping off a quick work of fiction about how they're on a salt-free diet. Well, the thing about lying is eventually you'll come across someone who has their BS radar up and running, and also has no problem calling someone out for their dishonest antics. Thus was the case for Sally. For another satisfying tale of malicious compliance, check out this story about a boss who accused an ex-employee of reporting them, and then actually proceeded to get reported.
There are a lot of hazards in this world. Some of them are obvious, like poison plants and bees. Others are some Wile E. Coyote level garbage like "beware falling dynamite" or "warning, trebuchet is fully functional." It's good that we have creepy signs with clear messages to keep us from wandering into open mine shafts and more violent mine fields, but they don't make us feel that much safer.
A dolmen is a kind of rock structure that serves as an ancient tomb, and this lady didn't really seem to understand why her kids climbing on one would be a big deal. Even after people told her it was kind of a garbage move, she decided to double down. In the end, the moral philosophers of the internet basically agreed that she's why we can't have nice things.
It's not exactly reasonable to claim the street parking in front of your house and defend it by sabotaging people's tires, but that doesn't stop people from doing it. The audacity of entitled people can lead to some real-life cartoon situations, like when grown adults leave angry reviews like "I didn't appreciate that everyone in Spain spoke Spanish." The world would be better off if people didn't act like toddlers, but it would definitely be less interesting.
In the food industry, it's important to take allergies seriously. Knowing this, some really crappy customers out there will try and use this information and lie in order to scare staff into comping their meals or pay more attention to them in general. Often these customers double back on their own claims and prove to everyone that they're being dumb, like this Karen who explained that she was lactose intolerant and asked for cream instead.
