Who knows what goes through the mind of a cat as a stadium full of people cheers it on in its most death-defying moments. But hey, it made it. Hang in there baby.
It has also got to feel weird being a professional football player realizing that a stadium of people is more invested in a cat than you, but, like, c'mon, look at the cat.
It's honestly impressive to consider just how profoundly awkward Gordon Keith managed to make this interview. Like, wow, man. If anything it's glaringly evident that these two make a great team and should probably collaborate together on a future project.
Man, just to picture the look on this guy's face if he ever comes to learn that his bullish and completely insensitive behavior was ultimately just him wasting his own money. Like, way to go, man. You went ahead and lost a sweet $300 bucks after thinking that you're some kind of mad genius. Honestly, serves him right.
Of all the pro revenges that we've encountered in our time, this might be one of our all-time favorites. Not only does grandpa masterfully execute an impressive pro revenge, but he might've even have saved some lives in the process. If this revenge tale got you going check out another pro revenge tale where a food-stealing coworker ended up being terminated after eating extremely spicy food.
Listen, most of us don't like our jobs. Most of us try to get away with the absolute minimum. That's how the economy works, probably. But some of us don't exactly just get away with not my job moments. Some of us are blatantly mocking the sacred rule of "don't get noticed" by leaving things worse, dumb, stupid, and ultimately pretty funny. So here's to our collective professional apathy.
We've long since had a deep and unrelenting adoration for the comedy gems that are regularly being churned out from the world of Scottish Twitter. There's just something to unintentionally hilarious about the way that the Scottish slang comes across when expressed on Twitter. These tweets are especially fun to read out loud. Check out some more precious gems from the world of Scottish Twitter over here.
We're definitely no strangers to seeing all kinds of petty nonsense break out over parking debacles. In this case, it sounds like the neighbor who issued the original parking lot complaint was in way over their heads. Basically, you shouldn't go ahead and start up dramas over a bunch of nothing if you're already in the wrong based off what you're doing. It sounds like the bill they ended up being slapped with was something else. If you want to keep the revenge train rolling check out this revenge story about a food-stealing coworker who got terminated after eating extremely spicy food.
It's fine to not get a joke, especially on the internet. All you have to do is say "huh, I don't get it" to yourself and keep scrolling. But if you choose to comment "this is photoshop" on an article from something called "The Stupid Times" that says "Breaking News: Earth Destroyed" you have just solidified yourself among the ranks of mistaken people who missed the joke by miles. So congrats, you oblivious person.
EpiPens are expensive and allergies are no joke. But also, if you know you have a deathly allergy to something and eat unlabeled food from someone's personal stash without their permission, you're not exactly the one inhabiting the moral high ground. For some more allergy-laden tales of absurdity, here's the irrational neighbor who demanded nutless baklava and the mom who lied about her kid's allergies to keep them on a restrictive diet.
Gotta love it when someone is so far up their own ass that they've gone delusional on the fumes and think they can charge people for the privilege of working for them. That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works. For some more delusional interactions with entitled people, here's the Karen who doesn't understand why work costs money or this sketchy business that gets called out and accuses a freelancer of being a shyster.
It's not that hard to not get fired on day one of your job. Even if you are completely ineffectual and incompetent, you can still stick around for years. We have known coworkers who do more harm than good, but since they show up on time, no one seems to mind. Maybe these folks didn't want the job in the first place or just decided they like stealing more than they liked being employed. For some more employment drama, here are some stupid reasons companies fired people.
Resumes are a tricky business. These people absolutely made some questionable decisions when it came to what they decided to put on their resumes. So, whatever you do...don't make these resume moves.
People that steal other people's food are pretty much the worst. When you factor in the element of this particular food thief being the person's coworker? No, no, no. At least they ended up being served a righteous dish of karma with some extremely spicy food that completely messed them up. Keep the revenge drama going with this company that didn't want to pay an employee their worth and then how it ended up costing them millions.
Every time Misfortune Monday rolls around, we have to ask ourselves, "when will it end?" And the conclusion we have to come to every other Monday is, it won't. The world is merciless. But does that mean we all have to just sit there and take it? Sometimes, kind of, yeah. But that's at least a testament to our toughness as people. Or at least our willingness to just take the misfortune as it comes.
