Saturday, January 2, 2021

Tumblr User Does Math To Calculate Cheapest Wings Deal


Now this is what math was made for. Yes, calculating how to go about getting the cheapest deal on wings is the best use of one's time. We just love it when people come together for stuff like this. 

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Text - sean @seanposting theres gotta be a better way to convey this information WINGS 27.25 24 Chicken Wings 4 Chicken Wings 4.55 27.80 25 Chicken Wings 5 Chicken Wings 6 Chicken Wings 5.70 28.95 26 Chicken Wings 27 Chicken Wings 6.80 30.10 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 29 Chicken Wings 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 32.35 10.20 33.50 10 Chicken Wings 11 Chicken Wings 11.35 39.15 12.50 44.80 12 Chicken Wings

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Text - 30.10 27 Chicken Wings 7 Chicken Wings 8 Chicken Wings 9 Chicken Wings 10 Chicken Wings 11 Chicken Wings 12 Chicken Wings 13 Chicken Wings 14 Chicken Wings 15 Chicken Wings 16 Chicken Wings 7.95 28 Chicken Wings 31.20 9.10 29 Chicken Wings 32.35 10.20 30 Chicken Wings 35 Chicken Wings 40 Chicken Wings 45 Chicken Wings 50 Chicken Wings 33.50 11.35 39.15 12.50 44.80 13.60 50.50 14.75 55.60 15.90 60 Chicken Wings 70 Chicken Wings 67.00 17.00 78.30 18.15 17 Chicken Wings 75 Chicken Wings 80 C

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Text - blizzz @blizzzilla If you want 200 wings you can save 5 cents by buying 150+50 separately. 8:01 PM - Oct 21, 2018 Juju @jujuadams Up until 24 wings there's a pattern, but it goes off the rails on the second column. I would say someone made a mistake, but who am I to question a masterpiece such as this. 7:14 PM - Oct 21, 2018 Lynn 8½ @chordbug this formula breaks down at the 24 wing mark, and I can't figure out what on earth went wrong at that point pic.twitter.com/ICmDu7j13b 7:16 PM - Oct

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Text - pic.twitte ICHDU 7:16 PM - Oct 21, 2018 $17 x n n wings 20 x 20 15 Six @SoulreaverSix 4 Chicken wings where n is an additional chicken wing and n=$1.15 two out of every third time where n=$1.10 6:31 PM - Oct 21, 2018 (4.55+n) Todd Gamblin @tgamblin I'm not seeing the pattern but there's an awesome minimization problem in here somewhere to get the best price for N wings. pic.twitter.com/14F61VAJİ 7:56 PM- Oct 22, 2018

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Text - @tgamblin I'm not seeing the pattern but there's an awesome minimization problem in here somewhere to get the best price for N wings. pic.twitter.com/4F61VAJI 7:56 PM - Oct 22, 2018 WINGS 1140- 1135 1130 1125 1120 1115 25 75 50 100 125 150 175 200 quantity price per wing

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Face - Buz FeeD buzzfeed This Restaurant Has The Wildest Wing Pricing Structure And People Are Doing Math To Try To Figure It Out belleandkurtbastian Each extra wing adds between 1.10 and 1.15 to the cost... except:

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Text - belleandkurtbastian Each extra wing adds between 1.10 and 1.15 to the cost... except: • the 25th wing only adds 0.55 • wings 46 to 50 add an average of 1.02 each • wings 71 to 75 add an average of 1.03 each • wings 91 to 100 add an average of 1.08 each. The cheapest overall cost per wing is 1.112, which can be obtained from buying 25, 50, or 125 wings. The most expensive overall cost per wing is 1.14, which can be obtained from buying 5 wings. AŞIAN S/n AS An $4.55 $1.1375 $5.70 $1.15 $1.

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Text - $12.50 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1364 11 $13.60 $1.10 $1.10 $1.1333 12 $14.75 $1.15 $1.1346 13 $1.15 $15.90 14 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1357 $17.00 $1.10 15 $1.10 $1.1333 16 $18.15 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1344 $1.15 17 $19.30 $1.15 $1.1353 $20.40 $1.10 $1.10 $1.1333 18 $21.55 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1342 19 $22.70 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1350 20 $1.1333 21 $23.80 $1.10 $1.10 $24.95 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1341 22 $26.10 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1348 23 24 $27.25 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1354 $27.80 $0.55 25 $0.55 $1.1120 $1.1135 26 $28.95 $1.15 $1.15 $1.15 27 $30.

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Text - $1.1120 $0.55 25 $27.80 $0.55 $1.1135 26 $28.95 $1.15 $1.15 27 $30.10 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1148 $31.20 $1.10 $1.10 $1.1143 28 $32.35 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1155 29 30 $33.50 $1.15 $1.15 $1.1167 $1.1186 $39.15 $5.65 35 $1.13 $1.1200 40 $44.80 $5.65 $1.13 $50.50 $5.70 $1.14 $1.1222 45 50 $55.60 $5.10 $1.02 $1.1120 $67.00 $11.40 $1.14 $1.1167 60 10 $78.30 $1.1186 70 $11.30 10 $1.13 $5.15 $1.1127 75 $83.45 $1.03 $89.10 $5.65 $1.1138 80 $1.13 $100.45 $1.135 90 $11.35 10 $1.1161 $111.25 $10.80 $1.08 $1.1125

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Choosing Beggar Wants Friend's Car For Date, Gets Rejected, Questions Friendship


Ah, the good old choosing beggar strikes again with another ridiculous case of entitlement. This guy's biggest mistake was assuming that the car was going to be the dealbreaker when it came to getting lucky on his date. Naturally, that kind of twisted thinking resulted in one ridiculous and avoidable angry back-and-forth between friends, regarding being able to borrow a car. Hopefully they're able to salvage their friendship. 

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Text - Today 2:34 PM Hey bro, is it cool if I still borrow the whip tonight? Yeah man just bring it back by 10 What time you swinging thru Aight homie. See you then Today 4:06 PM

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Text - I'm going to give you the whip back tomorrow morning instead. Naw dude I need my car tonight Why you need it overnight? You have your own car Emily wants to get drinks in the Southside tonight after our

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Text - date, and I'm not going to get laid if she knows what kind of car l'm pushing. Doubt she'll care what car you drive. Be more worried about how your crib looks Imao Plus I don't want my whip parked on East Carson... too many drunks and don't wanna worry bout it getting hit or side swiped

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Text - Dude, don't be a fucking asshole. You know l've been trying to hit that since college. Are you really going to do this to me? Do what to you? I just bought the Charger and not gonna take any chances of you driving it drunk or it getting vandalized or hit in SS You know I been grinding to get it for the past few years It's a fucking car, bro. Do you not value our friendship over a stupid whip? Weird cause I was gonna ask you the same

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Tumblr Users Trade Unconfirmed Facts About Soda And Carrier Pigeons


Nothing fills our hearts with joy and appreciation like a couple Tumblr users swapping knowledge about the history of soda and carrier pigeons in a totally random Tumblr thread. But hey, that's what Tumblr is all about. Can't say that we knew that drinking Pepsi cold and Coke warm would result in them tasting the same. Is that real life? 

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Text - narwhalsarefalling fun fact im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it narwhalsarefalling coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

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Text - lam-baka Why the fuck do you know this narwhalsarefalling i honestly have no idea coke's recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea squirrelstone Had they never seen green tea?

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Text - narwhalsarefalling i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink transcoranic Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party narwhalsarefalling alan i know about soda not green tea

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Text - cheap-pink-mints i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda narwhalsarefalling no one knows where the origin of the name 7up' started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

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Text - cheap-pink-mints Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think 'lol, but that wouldn't work in real life'. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. narwhalsarefalling this is amazing thank you Source: narwhalsarefalling 130 699

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Landlord Tries To Scam Tenants For $80, Ends Up Paying $6K


This landlord thought they'd simply scam another few tenants with a BS "cleaning fee." Fortunately, these tenants decided to fight back with a smart and effective revenge. You better believe that the landlord is kicking himself now, to the tune of $6,000. Ouch, but definitely deserved. 

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/UnderwhelmingTwin • 2d Scam me for $80 for "cleaning" on move out? I don't think so, Jack. TLDR at bottom. Background:

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Text - About 10 years ago my landlord died. Or at least the person who owned the place we were renting. The property managers had been delightful, but whoever inherited wanted to sell, so the house was for sale. Enter a jackass--we'll call him Jack--who decides to buy the place. Now ours was the top floor (ie: attic converted into a suite) of a house, less than 35sq meters (375sq feet). The bathroom was literally where the stairs up to the top floor used to be. The place was tiny.

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Text - Jack came to check out the place, as you should before buying a place. He had one of those blue- tooth earpieces in and I can't even remember if he even acknowledged us. He spent about 30-45 seconds in our suite. Next time we hear from him is about a month later, apparently he'd bought the place. He stops by to give us a notice of rent increase, effective in 6 months (legal minimum). From $485 to $795. The place is not worth that much.

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Text - We say nuts to that and decide to buy a house, since WTH it's not much more per month (surprise to anyone who's never bought a house: it _was_ more than just mortgage payments). We give him all the required notice to move out. We move, and clean the place up really well. Mind you, when my partner moved in it was not especially clean (and we happen to have the move in inspection which mentions this). Jack decides to try to scam us for $80 of our damage deposit for 'cleaning.' He doesn't pr

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Text - Jack (assuming we need the cash for our next damage deposit or bills and will settle for anything): Take this or l'm going to keep your whole deposit. Cue Revenge: So he decides to just keep the whole deposit ($485).

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Text - I file paperwork with the rentalsman: who unsurprisingly, after their investigation, rule in my favour. He's ordered to refund the whole deposit. But Jack decides, not to pay. And the rentalsman doesn't have any enforcement powers. So I have to go to the local sheriffs office. They can send a legal demand letter for the deposit + costs. But it will cost me $100-150 (I forget) up front. Sure go ahead. Jack decides to ignore the sheriff's kindly letter. Sheriffs say that they can start proc

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Text - I guess most people quit at this point. Being out of pocket -$700, throwing more money at the problem and maybe having to wait months didn't appeal to them. And there's also a chance you never collect. I chose to pay the sheriffs. They sent another, less friendly letter to Jack. But here's the best part: now that they're recovering a debt, they're going to recover on ALL of the outstanding judgements against him. And apparently he has tried this shit before.

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Text - They send him another couple letters: pay up or else. Jack chose else. Then they seize title to Jack's giant white SUV (I can't remember what it was, but not a cheap one). They didn't physically take it away or anything, but they gave him 30 days to pay all the judgements against him or they would take it and sell it at auction.

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Text - Somehow he all of a sudden found the money. My share: $485+$150+$250=$885. The other people who'd registered judgements, but not paid to start the collections processes were about $5,000 more. I can't remember how long the whole process took, at least 6 months though. TLDR: Landlord tries to scam us for $80 for 'cleaning' when we move out. Ends up costing him almost $6,000.

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Guy Gets Scammed For $600 Over Xbox, Humiliates Scammer


Don't go messing with Norwegians and their code of honor. Also, just don't be a scummy scammer like this dude. Apparently the scammer played the guy trying to buy an Xbox One for $600. Not cool! Fortunately, the revenge was successful and the scammer learned their lesson. 

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Text - You scammed me of $600 for an xbox with games that never showed up? Let's humiliate you for your entire family and close friends to see. About 3 months ago I was buying an xbox one x with like 10 games on it on Finn.no which is the Norwegian equivalent of Craigslist / Ebay. I contact the seller and ask to buy it with tracked shipping. I pay for it up front because generally honor is a pretty big thing in Norway and stealing is very frowned upon, people usually follow up on the sending wit

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Text - So I try to contact him and he says it's just a bit delayed. A few more weeks go by and nothing, and he stops answering my messages. I tell him about the legal stuff and he continues to ignore me. A week later I message his parents and gf on Facebook with screenshots of both the conversation and the transaction. He then messages me and says he'll send me the money when he gets paid in 2 weeks.

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Text - 2 weeks go by and surprise, no payment and no response to my messages. I then contact about 10 people from his Instagram with the story and screenshots and saying he's not responding to me. Im not bothered to go through the police cause that would take forever. Im relying on the honor culture that he'll be socially pressured into returning the money. He says he needs another 2 weeks to pay me back. I check his Facebook again and see that he just bought a brand new mountain bike for around

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Text - A woman responds saying she'd ask him about it via text. He says to her that he never got the money, so I sent a screen cap of the transaction and him saying he received the money and sent the package, so her and I caught him in a lie. He then responds to my original texts saying that he was gonna pay me back, but now that I have told people about it, he doesn't want to. And he says it's illegal for me to message his friends and takes the moral high road after scamming me for $600(fuck th

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Text - He stops responding to me again, so now I message 30 people via his Facebook and Instagram to his family and friends. I get a lot of responses and a lot of people taking my side of this. He must've gotten bombarded with questions and messages, as he messages me an hour later saying he'll pay me back, just get the messages to stop. 2 days later I finally get my money back a few months after the scam. TL;DR: guy tried to scam me for $600, I tell all of his close family and friends, he loses

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World Record Dive POV is Nope-City


Gotta hand it to Laso Schaller on this one. Probably the first thing one notices on viewing a fall of 58.8 meters (or about 192 feet) is how goddamn fast it goes. It's a stark reminder that gravity is your daddy and at any point you could fall off papa's lap. For another crazy POV there's this mountain biker's adrenaline-charged ride.

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The Strangest Things Coworkers Say


Twitter users are sharing the strangest things their coworkers say. It could be something as simple as an enthused "good morning" from a coworker that always seems to wake up on the right side of the bed, while you are busy cursing the daily morning grind. Or maybe, it's genuinely puzzling nonsense from clueless coworkers that has you scratching your head. Some of these might ring a bell. 

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Text - Ana-Ztyllablintz07-Kerie @Crampedsultana #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay "Gary, I have a house of ill-repute on the line!" True story, that. A brothel in New York was calling in to complain about a mattress sagging. They are not intended for commercial use, folks! They wanted a supervisor after being told that.

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Text - ELM | Ervin Lovett Miller @ELMplan elm #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay "Please stop eating my shoes." "Did you eat my pen?" "You're so soft!" Things get a little interesting when you have an Associate Barkitect on staff.

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Text - HI HIDIVE @HIDIVEofficial "We can only discuss hentai during business hours." And yes, one of our coworkers actually did say that. #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Product - Bruce Daley @brucedaley Its strange. They give the food names here at work. Yesterday I ate a sandwich from the frig called "Bill". #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Text - David Partelow @TheDorkery #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay At the Oncology Clinic: New Person: Il've met all the doctors, but not Dr. Christine yet. Me: We don't have that doctor. NP: Yeah you do! Hear about them all the time. Dr. Ven Christine or something. Me. .That's vincristine...it's a chemo drug.

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Text - JOY Undiluted @joyundilutedmbs #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay Rayn- "Your eyes are the color of Cheetoes dipped in Salsa Verde." Josie- "Is that a compliment?" Rayn- "Yes, it's a great snack."

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Text - dead and betty'd @Ur_Eggcellency We were having a potluck and someone seriously said "Next time, let's do a salad theme!" #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Text - Theresa is Dead @Theresa_is_Dead "So, washing hands isn't optional?" - Bob #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Text - Takuma Nuva @takumalight PLOVER I Her: How are you today? Me: (thinking) Ummm . . that depends on what-- ........ Her: Oh, for crying out loud, just say "I'm doing fine" so we can move on with our lives! #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Text - Food Processing @FoodProcessing For us, our best #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay covers a lot of ground as a food trade publication, digital marketers, and who cover sweets and baking: Hey, how are we doing on those cookie drops?

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Text - βεαημt @AngryPeanut4 #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere. Me: Well it got me to the Sarcasm World Champsin in '98. Coworker: Really? Me: No.

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Product - Apathy's the national disease with no end in sight @SethFromThe716 ASPHE Why are there no cups in the breakroom? #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Text - ĀmYstery @VeiledHeart_ #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay Me: sorry.. I'm late.. Them: you pregnant? Congratulations! Me: .... Them:

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Text - matt @mrl_386 Do you want to get together after work #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay

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Text - Lisa Lemon @mseric21 Is that a flask in your back pocket? Cuz I wouldn't blame you with your job. #StrangeThingsCoworkersSay *It was actually just my wallet and everyone I work with gives me condolences for what I do

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