Monday, September 7, 2020

Cursed Foods from Lucifer's Larder


Food is one of the great experiences of life, and at the same time one of the most nauseating and off-putting. Experimentation is good, and some gross food combos are actually great. But sometimes people take it too far, and try to pass it off as a good idea. What it really is is cursed food created in the underworld's kitchen.

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Food - CROUTONS OF THE SKY JUNE 24, 2015 O So I'm making it my personal mission to educate my friends on how delicious June Bugs are. This is a one time a year, pretty frickin ethical (end of their 3 year life cycle) and definitely unique chance to harvest natures bounty. The taste is smoky and complex, and paired perfectly with the ceasar salad. Check my music>> https://ift.tt/2QyzBKn

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Food - My friends mum got some bacon out of the freezer, from 14 years ago! STIRCHLEY BACON COMANY LTD RIRCHALL STREEL DIGBETH, BIRMINGHAM ORA PREMIUM RASHE S MIDDLE BACON INGREDIENTS: PORK, SAL WATER PRESERVATIVES, E250, E252, ANTIOXIDAN 301 B1OSP USE BY: APRIL 2006.WEICHT 200g Kg e PACK PRICE 037359 "o 0 0 2 8 8 KEEP FROZEN V1153

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Dish - ll Verizon ? 2:29 PM 71% er ana 2 others. Yesterday at 7:49 PM O I think I may have outdone myself tonight! Frozen pizza with macaroni on top. Macaroni pizza.

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Dish - Deviled eggs topped with tuna

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Dish - Vegan & geunan kecipes for Beginners 20m · R Watermelon pizza the green stuff that your see is gucumole Y SMOOTH WRAITING

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Fried egg

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Aluminium foil - Everyday my roommate produces a fresh batch of bacon grease and then leaves it in a small bowl, as seen above. It sits on my counter for about a month, accumulating in the process. So this would be a huge win win for the both of us if you could take this off my hands. Key Facts: Aged 10-30 days Schneider's Original Good for all things baking

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Cuisine - Enchiladas made out of deli cold cuts instead of tortilla barbaraderegil o ... barbaraderegil e barbaraderegil e .... barbaraderegil o ... ENCHILADAS LIGHT Paso 5

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Food - Ranch Tomato Aspic

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Rock - Jellied Moose Nose

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Terrestrial animal - RECIPE FOR BLACK CHICKEN 1. Wash chicken 2. Add spices and herbs to taste 3. Put into pre-heated oven 4. Go on Facebook.

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Dish - SPAGHETTI WITH MEAT SAUCE TROPICAL

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Food - 40 mins. Pasta shells filled with my favourite things for supper. Peanut butter,cheese spread with chives,paprika cheese spread,chicken paste,red pepper hummus and tomato ketchup.

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Enlightening Tumblr Thread On Meanings Of Figures Of Speech


We can all benefit from the pleasant reminder that we're actually radical human beings, and that the English language supports this theory. That being said, we haven't verified these, so they could be totally pulled out of thin air. Doesn't mean we weren't entertained. 

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Text - dalekitsune the phrase "curiosity killed the cat" is actually not the full phrase it actually is "curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back" so don't let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

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Text - consultingmoosecaptain See also: Bleed is thicker than water-The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

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Text - espurr-roba Let's not forget that "Jack of all trades, master of none" ends with "But better than a master of one." It means that being equally good/ average at everything is much better than being perfect at one thing and sucking at everything else. So don't worry if you're not perfect at something you do! Being okay is better!

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Text - thelastmellophone These made me feel better thelifeofatubaplayer Also, "great minds think alike" ends

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Text - with "but fools rarely differ" It goes to show that conformity isn't always a good thing. And that just because more than one person has the same idea, doesn't necessarily mean it's a good idea.

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Text - becausetheintrovert what the fuck why haven't i heard the full version to any of these unlimitedtrashworks "Birds of a feather flock together" ends with "until the cat comes." It's actually a warning about fair-weather friends, not an assessment of how

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Text - complementary people are. monsters-and-teeth I've always felt like these were cut down on purpose. evil-shenanigans-alpha I really like these phrases and plan on spreading this knowledge.

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Text - alwayswillgraham The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. its-kk-yo I want to make designs out of

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Text - these. sunderlorn Funny how all the half-finished ones encourage uniformity and upholding the status-quo, while the complete proverbs encourage like. living exciting, eclectic lives driven by choice and personal passion.

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Text - tentaclabia NICE uhh-the-green-thing The legendary thread is back Source: lesbianfreyja

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Old Lady Gets Zero Sympathy, Call Center Employee Saves The Day


Oh man, buckle right on up for a feels trip. This sweet old lady never met a mean and inconsiderate call center manager's attitude with anything but patience and understanding. It's amazing how, considering what she was going through with the love of her life. Fortunately, there was a particular call center employee on hand that prioritized helping make this lady's request come true, to just shine a little bit of light on the darkness of the situation. Beautiful stuff, really. 

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Text - r/talesfromcallcenters + Join u/PrisBatty • 2y 1 3 1 Sweet old lady gets no sympathy. Not on my watch! L I was thinking of making a throwaway for this but screw it. Plus, am on a mobile, sorry. I used to work in a call centre for a famous luxury travel company. All of our training was about drilling into us how we had to bend over backwards for the customer. We were told that customers were paying for the experience and that included us in the call centre. If they wanted to know the exact

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Text - All fine and good. I'm up for that. It all sounds nice and civil. Then we go up onto the floor and answering the phones and shit gets real. Turns out our line managers quickly let us know that our job was to answer the phone and get shot of the caller ASAP. If the caller wasn't buying a holiday from us we were to get rid of them even faster. People with legitimate problems would call and they wouldn't lift a finger to help us find solutions. It was beyond frustrating. I actually had my li

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Text - Mrs H phones and asks if she can postpone her holiday for one year. Her husband has just been diagnosed with bone cancer. He's going to get treatment and so they can't go, but she wants to book the holiday for next year as something to look forward to. I open up her information and find that it's a few days into the period of time that cancellations can't be made without us taking a bunch of money off them. In this case over $10,000. I can't cancel it without a code being entered, which o

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Text - I go back to lovely Mrs H and tell her (making sure she knew it was my line manager being an asshole and not me) that she had to claim it on her insurance. Mrs H thanks me and goes away. Next day Mrs H calls and asks to be put through to me. She says her insurance won't cover it because even though her husband didn't know he had bone cancer when they booked the holiday, they said it was a pre existing condition for it to be so bad now. I go back to line manager to beg again for her to inp

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Text - So I concoct a plan. I go back to lovely Mrs H and I say: 'Listen Mrs H. I can look pretty cute when I make an effort. If you can phone back when my line manager is in a meeting or on a break, I can go over and ask another line manager who's got a bit of an eye for me and doesn't know about your case and hopefully get him to input his code. Mrs H is very grateful. She phones up the next day and I whisper: Not yet Mrs H, my line manager is here. Mrs H phones up the next day and I whisper,

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Text - Finally after a few days of this, Mrs H phones up, she's been an absolute sweetie every call, and my line manager happens to be in a meeting. So I say, let's go for it Mrs H. I pretty myself up a bit. 'I'm putting my lipstick on now Mrs H. And I walk over to the male line manager on the next team and I say 'Ohh you have to help, I've just booked a holiday for a customer but I got the dates wrong and I meant to book it for next year and it's within the final 90 days so can you input your c

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Text - Male line manager (who is a nice guy) comes over and I stand holding the computer monitor, hopefully not suspiciously, in a way that blocks him from seeing the date it was purchased. And he inputs the code, laughing at me for being a bit dizzy and getting the year wrong. Then goes back to his team. I did it! Cue me back on the phone whispering: 'The Eagle has landed Mrs H! We've done it!' Mrs H was over the moon. I get her all booked in for the following year and send her on her way with

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Text - Next day there's a lovely card mailed into the call centre for me with a big thank you and an invitation to come to their house any time l'm in their part of the country. In fact, we've exchanged Christmas cards ever since. I hated that damn job and l'm well out of it now, but I like to think that the daily hell of it was all worth it, just to be able to make a difference to sweet Mrs H. 2.2k O 108 1 Share

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Quick Tumblr Thread: Jedi Vs Conventional Guns


All the Star Wars books, video games, movies and TV shows have come with some interestingly thought out lore. Some tidbits are highly compelling, like this simple but effective Mandolorian approach to Jedi who famously deflect blasters all the time. For some other fun Star Wars stuff, here's a thread on how Darth Vader is the queen of drama and this thread on George Lucas admitting spice is space drugs.

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Text - systlin Another tidbit of Mando lore; Mandalorians quickly figured out that Jedi mostly view blaster fire as "fun lightsaber practice". During the Mando-Jedi wars, they dealt with this in characteristically practical fashion; they used slugthrowers (aka ordinary firearms) instead, because if a Jedi tries to deflect a regular bullet, what happens is "A bunch of bullet shrapnel to the Jedi's face."

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Text - systlin Jedi or sith; deflects blaster fire Mando'ade, racking a shotgun; deflect this you wizard bitch the-swift-tricker everyone: you can't beat the jedi. they'll just deflect your blasters

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Selfie - the mandalorians: Shame.

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Text - bauliya mandalorians are the most op group in star wars because they have in spades what the crazy universe lacks: common sense sasskarian it's true and you should say it Source: systlin

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Lying Karen Gets Decimated By Owner's Response


Honestly this whole party sounds like an absolute nightmare to serve. They were loud, rude, horribly messy, and terrible liars. It's not uncommon for a Karen to lie to a restaurant owner's face, causing some revenge to unfold. When bad customers try to strike back in the reviews section, they don't realize that some owners have all the time in the world to respond.

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Text - feeling angry at The Cowshed at Hucknall. Jo Nanni Armstrong is Went here yesterday for sister in laws 50th lovely little bar - spent approx £700 between us on drinks and pizza - to be served by some members of staff with awful attitude - to be told we must drink up and leave can't come back because one member of our party was too drunk - to be them apologised to because someone had told them we were all too drunk - take in to account the money we had spent - to be them told half and hour

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Text - The Cowshed at Hucknall COWSHED 1 d• * Hi Jo, thanks for reaching out! We love feedback, whether it be positive or negative, we especially love feedback like this so others can see the type of people we have to deal with sometimes. First of all, 'll address the "£700" that you and your party claim to have spent... now, we both know this isn't true don't we, Jo... it's not even remotely accurate as to what you spent, but l'll crunch the numbers for you. Our most expensive pizza on the menu

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Text - So seeing as you are having trouble with your memory & maths, I went over our point of sale system this afternoon for you, along with viewing our footage of your party on CCTV and our copy of your receipts. What you & your party spent, Jo was a far more realistic and believable £280 (£225 on 5 rounds of drinks and £55 on 8 pizzas). If you are going to lie, embellish, or try to fabricate a ridiculous narrative about your time at our bar... at least make it a believable one. Not going great

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Text - boundary fence in order to hang you birthday decor up along with the several bags of party bunting you brought with you. We allowed members of your party to bring in food from other venues to circumvent their food allergies. We cleaned up all the smashed pint glasses you broke and birthday cake you dropped & smeared all over our tables & benches, and tolerated the many loud family rows you were having with each other. Rather than treat our staff like human beings that are just trying to e

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Text - help, but you demanded to "deal with the situation" and rather than clean up the mess, proceeded to smear it over an even wider area with our mop, whilst... once again, being loud, rude, sticking your hand in our staff's faces and shouting over anybody who was trying to communicate with you or help. (don't worry, the staff member that you nearly had in tears earlier on cleaned it up for you) We'd love to have the reviews feature on our page turned on, but people like you are the very reas

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Text - Also, as a side note, you were pretty much anonymous to us, nobody knew any of your names. But now you've formally identified yourself by checking in to our bar via our business page, your face & the faces & details of all your group have been forwarded to Hucknall's pubwatch scheme, so you can expect some pushback from all the other bar owners, landlords & venues throughout Hucknall on your next visit. My only regret was not kicking you all out sooner. To anybody else reading this who wo

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