Monday, September 7, 2020

Confidence-Shattering Comebacks and Insults


In a sense, all roads lead to Yo Momma. The internet gives us all these possibilities for expression and enlightenment, but let's not kid ourselves that a big part of it is being able to absolutely slam someone with a highly precise rare insult from thousands of miles away. It's just kind of the way people are.

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Text - 22 mins How much is $2 chips? O 14 20 Comments O Like Comment It probably takes you an hour and a half to watch 60 minutes Write a comment...

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Text - graystripe: once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year

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Technology - SECRET LAB OAlinitydivine Replies Saigo Hoshizora • 3 months ago "I am part black" Yeah, right, a C-Major on a piano has more black than you 9ו 3.7K 69 ...

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Photo caption - YO MAMA SO FAT THANOS HAD TO CLAP Level 2 That wound will never fully heal. He will carry it the rest of his life. Posted in r/meme O reddit

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Text - POLIC DEPARTMENT Lincoln Police @Lincoln_Police NOT COOL Not Cool: Hanging out in your car in an empty parking lot More Not Cool: Hotboxing with your buddies and getting caught by @Lincoln_Police Extra More Not Cool: Calling your mom to come get you Super Extra More Not Coo: Mom getting a DUI when she arrives drunk #LPD 6:57 AM · Dec 23, 2018 · GroupTweet 895 Retweets 5.3K Likes

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Eyewear - Your mother is so fat, she outweighs the needs of the Captain Kirk Man Myth Legend many.

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Product - Boys, in case you were wondering, this is what 8 inches really looks like O Chicas WILTS CRLAT We talking about the ponytail or that forehead?

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Text - Dan Sheehan @ltsDanSheehan Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it's not your turn to change it but with a whole society 6:11 PM · Jun 30, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 53.8K Retweets 245.9K Likes

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Text - Offsis @Lauragivesafuck I told my homegirl “I attract fuck boys" She was like “you're a woman, a pretty woman, you attract everyone. Then, you chose fuck boys" I damn near jumped out the car 5:46 am · 02 Jan 19 51.6K Retweets 259K Likes

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People - travalicious i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

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Face - - Saved88 O 347 points 1 day ago You look like you could turn water into weed.

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Text - I wish we could choose our baby fathers 11:56 AM 6/16/19 Twitter for iPhone 306 Retweets 514 Likes 包 10h v Someone come tell her before I do cause Imma hurt her feelings.

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Text - Can they raise lifeguard requirements I'm sorry but i just don't trust a 19 year old 110 pound blonde named mackenzeigh wth the IQ of a mcchicken to save my life

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Giraffe - thunderson660 • 10 months ago t This video looks like they had a $30 budget but spent it all on weed. 3.2K 52 •..

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Text - Bub @dubpud The final boss on LinkedIn Chad Champion - 3rd 2018-01-10, 10:44 PM 25 Share BEST COMMENTS redwall77 • Now He looks like the type of person who tells his friends that the lady who works the drive thru at McDonald's is in love with him because she accidentally gave him a extra mcnugget. Reply +1 >

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Projection screen - QUOTES FROM ACTUAL PERFORMANCE EVALUATIONS o Since my last report, this employee has reached rock- bottom and shows signs of starting to dig o His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity o I would not allow this employee to breed O This associate is really not so much of a has-been but more of a definitely won't be o He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle O This young lady has delusions of adequacy O This employee should go far - and the

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Cool - HTT TRICOT WF ACH O •1 month ago Rumor has it that Randy Savage once tested positive for traces of blood in his cocaine system. 2.9K 46

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