Wednesday, June 3, 2015

For Sale: Golf Clubs by Bitter Owner


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Thanks for Giving Us the Heads Up, Driver!


Everyone Gets Exactly What's Coming to Them in This Karma Compilation


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And on Your Left, You'll See the Neighborhood Jerkhole...


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Tagged: ouch , neighbors , Video , burn

Time to Find a New Soulmate?


Here's Why You Always Reverse Image Search What You Post


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Your Day Was Probably Not as Bad as This Guy's


work funny image Your Day Was Probably Not as Bad as This Guy's

According to the Daily Mail this man crashed his truck into a vehicle carrying the yellow road paint he is covered with in this image. Neither of the drivers sustained serious injuries from the crash. 

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Tagged: work , bad day , funny , image

If You Want to Find Eminem at the Airport, There's Really Only One Thing to Do


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Card Trick of the Day: Irishman Impresses Friends at Pub with ‘673 King Street’


You may recognize this trick made famous by magician James Galea, but you probably haven't seen it done by a "totally pissed" Irishman in a pub!

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The Drunkest Guy of the Week Tries to Use an ATM. It Does Not End Well.


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Is This Failed Promposal a Total Cringe, or an Elaborate Fake?


Something just seems a little off about this failed prom propsal, as the keen observers at Uproxx pointed out. How could this kid have not known if she already had a date, especially if there was going to be a gigantic show of it? Here's some choice quotes in an interview the guy had with the Daily Mail:

‘I spent a bit of time planning the proposal, I really thought she was going to be the one.

‘Apparently she already had a date and I had no idea.

‘At the time I felt pure embarrassment. You can’t even put it into words. I was like, ‘Oh my god, I was just rejected in front of 2,000 people.'

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At Least She's Consistently Being a Terrible Parent?


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The Ghost Pepper Challenge is Truly an Ugly Thing to Behold


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Tagged: bad idea , spicy , pepper , Video

It Takes a True Doofus to Think This Bunk Bed Wardrobe Technique is Going to Work


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Controversy of the Day: Mike Huckabee Wishes He was Transgender So He Could Shower With Girls


Caitlyn Jenner introduced herself to the world on Monday by appearing on the cover of “Vanity Fair,” breaking the internet and winning practically everyone over with her new look.

And on Tuesday Mike Huckabee also started making waves online… for being a total creep.

At the National Religious Broadcasters Convention back in February, the former Arkansas governor was discussing the issue of gender identity, when he made an offensive joke that mocked people who are transgender.

“Now I wish that someone told me that when I was in high school that I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in PE,” he said. “I’m pretty sure that I would have found my feminine side and said, ‘Coach, I think I’d rather shower with the girls today.'”

World Net Daily uploaded the video to YouTube this past weekend, so it just started to get national attention this week.

Any sliver of a chance he had a becoming president just went down the drain with that punchline.

Meanwhile on Twitter, the Huckabee jokes are top notch.




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This Is Why Schools Have Dress Codes


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Student Fights Punishment for Bringing Ghost Peppers to School


Ghost peppers are known as one of the hottest peppers available.  This student brought one to his Long Island, NY school. When he let a few of his friends try some of the pepper they ended up in pain and he ended up with detention. He says the school likened bringing the ghost pepper to bringing LSD to school. The school principal maintains that the punishment will stand. The family's lawyer argues that the school should not be able to limit what kids can bring with them to lunch. 

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Tagged: news , school , food , Video

Reaction of the Day: Boy Eats Ghost Pepper and Thinks He’s Going to Die


Just because someone calls it a “challenge” doesn’t mean you have to actually do it.

A boy recently demonstrated his manhood, i.e., stupidity, by popping one of the hottest peppers in the world in his mouth and swallowing it whole.

It’s called a ghost pepper (aka Bhut jolokia) and according to the Scoville Scale which compares various peppers and hot sauces, it’s 208.29 times hotter than a jalapeño.

Pepper expert Scott Roberts told the NY Post that it feels “like the end of the world.”

So this boy’s reaction comes as no big surprise..

He starts crying, screaming like his insides are on fire, spitting into the trash and saying that he is going to die.

Let’s all just decide right now not turn this into any more of a “thing” than it already is.

People have been filming themselves eating these for years and it never turns out well for them.

Here are a few, take this as a warning.









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Tagged: ouch , spicy , pepper , oh god why , Video

This Homeless Man Drops the Uncomfortable Truth About Living in America Today


Warning: Some language and truth bombs in this video.

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Perfect Anniversary Gifts by Year


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Updated for realistic standards. 

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Cafe Kicks Out Rude Customer After Breast Feeding Complaint


parenting babies news Cafe Kicks Out Rude Customer After Breast Feeding Complaint

Queensland, Australia cafe owner, Jessica-Anne Allen, has gotten praise recently for standing up for a woman breast feeding her child in the cafe. She told the Brisbane Times that when a man asked her to confront a customer about covering up while feeding her baby she responded by telling him that they "would never ask a mother to cover up when she is feeding her child" at her breast feeding friendly business.  

Allen asked the man to leave when he mentioned that he did say something to the woman about covering up while feeding her baby. Since then she has reiterated her support of mothers on the cafe's Facebook page and received support from many people, especially mothers, in her community. 

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Tagged: Babies , news , parenting

The Kahuku Class of 2015 Takes it for Coolest Graduation Performance of the Year!


I Guess I'm Done for the Day


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Spam Isn't Even Trying to be Clever Anymore


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Don't Bother Trying to Argue With the Pricing


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Are You Telling Me It's Not A Felony To Sneak Cookies Before Dinner


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Way to End on a High Note


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Revel in All the Delicious Trash Talk From These Mic'd Up Hockey Players


Warning: Lots of language in these videos, obviously.



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The Insane Free Climbing Skills of Alex Honnold


Some People Cut Their Vacations to Save Money, But Nah.


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