For whatever reason tons of easily angered social media-using cretins have flocked to demand outright justice for Brad's newly fired wife. The people have spoken Cracker Barrel. It's time to 'unfire' Brad's wife, now. For the meanwhile though, let's enjoy the incessant, and endless procession of solid trollworthy jabs.
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Now that's what I call "Fake News."
Earlier today, ABC News' and Good Morning America's Twitters account were hacked, which led to an array of dickish posts that did everything from proclaim the love of Donald Trump to claiming that Tyler, the Creator was dead. There's something really creepy and off putting when things like this happen, like it's weird to see the word "bro" being tweeted from a news organization.
This is just crazy. Please make more secure passwords, media.
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Nothing short of awesome high quality entertainment magic happens when these two dudes sit down to take interviews together. With Reynolds' electric and effortlessly sharp wit, and Gyllenhaal's uncanny ability to chime in and build off jokes at just the right times; it's pretty much an inescapable fact that we need way more of these little skits in our lives. Or these guys just gotta start doing more movies with each other!
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Memes are everywhere. Go ahead, Google "meme" and see what happens. See what I meme?
I swear, I didn't mean to make that pun. It just happened, and that just proves my point.
In the spirit of the meme takeover, some makeup artists are putting memes where you'll always see them, sort of. Non-binary makeup artist Jenny, who started the trend, got the idea from a rash and a SpongeBob episode. It has since been blowing up on Twitter, and they look really weird and cool.
Bold and Brash - Squidward Tentacles (2001) http://pic.twitter.com/TiYApsIuam
— what in menstruation (@thai_brows) March 13, 2017
I can't wait to get dat boi on the back of my eyes.
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If you were considering having kids you might just find yourself thinking twice after reading through these pained struggles.
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Everyone wants to look great, but to get there, you have to diet and exercise. But before you hop on the treadmill, please read the instructions.
Here are the instructions:
1) Run
2) Don't try jumping on this thing with a medicine ball. You'll see.
So don't feel too bad about not working out this morning. Hey, it's better than going to the hospital.
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Usually when you say something stupid you have the good fortune of not being recorded for national television so that millions of people can't bear witness to your blunder. Well, that wasn't the case for these poor souls who's epic brain farts were broadcast for all to see.
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If there's one guarantee when it comes to sex, it's that things are going to get awkward at some point in the game. It's just human nature. If these particularly harrowing confessions from the cringe-tainted bedroom hit close to home for ya, you've my personal condolences. Keep trucking on.
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Another week's almost in the books, and another round of Spring Breaks are about to take the otherwise non beer-soaked beaches of the world by storm, as college kids drown their livers in a sea of distilled oblivion while they effortlessly commit stupid mistakes that hopefully go viral...if we're lucky. These confessions from self-proclaimed boozehounds are just what we need to get in the spirit for hoisting the next glass, or just never drinking again and living a life of sweet sober serenity.
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Happy Thursday guys, one more day 'till the weekend!
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She even took the added effort of posting this scathing account of their fisticuffs 'a flying altercation:
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Bored tennis viewers got a little surprise when something exciting happened during the Miami Open yesterday: An iguana ran on to the court.
Oh, hell yeah. Check this dude out:
i cannot stop watching this iguana scamper across a tennis courthttps://t.co/pwt9krAajS http://pic.twitter.com/xVTbJrQLRn
— whitney (@its_whitney) March 22, 2017
Obviously, people loved this because it's way more interesting than tennis.
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Helping your parents with their gadgets is a daily grind, and not the kind that helps you get those washboard abs. It's more like the kind of grind where you get phone call after phone call about how their smart phone doesn't work. If it doesn't work, then how are you calling me?
However, there are moments when it all becomes worth it, when a parent makes a power move to remind us that they're just people, too, adorable people.
Twitter user @conrad1798 uploaded this photo of his mom trying to use WhatsApp, and, man, it's so good.
Why would she have to encrypt this message anyway?Mum hasn't got the hang of whatsapp ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ http://pic.twitter.com/c7m8Y4lx9c
— Mr. Preedy (@conrad1798) March 22, 2017
@conrad1798 @ayxqah hahahahaha this is so relatable
— Sahad (@therealsahad) March 23, 2017
@markdodsons @conrad1798 ahahahahahahaha love it
— turnip (@lauraturpin5) March 23, 2017
@conrad1798 @Timmyturner9 http://pic.twitter.com/mXM0hu8RkQ
— FATIMA (@fatimarene14) March 23, 2017
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Costco isn't just a place where you can buy 10 pounds of shrimp for $10, it's also a place where dreams come true. Because the best deal there is free.
We're talking about the free samples, of course.
The free samples at Costco have long been the secret reason to be going to the big box store, but they have rarely gotten the love they deserve. That's not the case on Twitter, where people are going absolutely crazy for free samples. Check it out:
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You know what's better than basketball? Basketball with fights.
Serge Ibaka gave Robin Lopez a little shove the other night at the Raptors/Bulls game, and Lopez was having none of it. The two went at it as fellow players, coaches, and officials tried to break it up, but not before they both landed a punch. Smack.
I love this shit.
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Yesterday started with Trump reminding everyone that Lincoln was a republican and ended with the another major Trump connection to Russia.
But that's just the tip of the iceberg because yesterday was so batshit crazy. While everyone was talking about Trump's go-nowhere wiretapping claim that we're still wasting our time with, another major Russia story burst, with evidence indicating that the former Trump campaign chair has been working to aide Putin since 2006. These guys can't keep their hands out of the cookie jar.
Ew, boy. This is a lot. I'd watch the video and get a little sugar with that medicine.
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Chika chika chika bop paaaaaa
Oh, sorry, I was just typing out the theme from the classic Nicktoon Doug. Remember Doug? It was that show about a boring middle schooler, which was somehow really compelling.
Well, one of the things that gave that show its charms was the sound effects. From the scatty theme song to all those nasally characters, Doug was just as well known for its sound as its look.
Great Big Story sat down with the man behind it all. Fred Newman is a voice over artist who made all those sounds with his mouth. He asl odid voices for Harry and the Hndersons, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, and, everybody's favorite movie, Gremlins.
So if you ever watched Doug and wanted to know how all those sounds were made, this is the video for you.
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Everyone knows that the Oscars were a total disaster.
But how can we make sure that that doesn't happen again? Better typeface.
No, that doesn't mean replacing all type with Comic Sans, it means making things easier to read. This includes making everything from voting to taking your medicine easier to do. And it's really easy to do. Wouldn't that be great? It might even prevent this.
This video from Vox breaksdown how typeface affects readers and monsterous, world-changing consequences, but also how easy it would be to change these things.
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This little girl is doing the lord's work.
People have been making jokes about the Pope's hats for forever, but how many of us have actually done something about them? This little girl took things into her own hands.
This little girl met the Pope and stole his hat. That's right: The Pope's hat. It wasn't the big one, but it's still pretty cool, especially how sneaky she was about it. Check this out.
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