Saturday, January 25, 2020

Twitter Users Share Their Dumbest Family Fights


A collection of Twitter replies to people's dumbest family fights | tweet by StacWebbleHubbl My hubby and argue over whether or not underwear should be washed before being worn even called Fruit Loom customer service settle They are on my side and recommend washing 1st. He still disagrees dumbestfamilyfight

People are sharing the dumbest fights that they've ever seen break out between family members. These might all serve as a solid reminder that there are very few limits to the kinds of dumb stuff that family members will squabble over. 

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Tumblr Discusses The Reality of the McDonald's Hot Coffee Case


Tumblr discusses the McDonald's hot coffee case | If this another country have tell this coffee may be hot. Good thing this is Canada! whoa canada someone needs turn down sass level

The McDonald's hot coffee case went down in 90's history as a goofy late-night-talk-show-level absurdity that seemed like it was about a money-grubbing lady who was too dumb to know that coffee was hot. As it turns out, the details were more nefarious than that. For more people on tumblr getting blasted with knowledge, here are tumblr users getting schooled on car safety.

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Airbnb Host Demands Guest Showers Before Using Bed


Airbnb host demands that guest showers before they use the bed | AITA sleeping after long plane journey instead showering? tried out AirBnB first time on recent trip NY staying my host's (24F) bedroom while she bunked with her roommate arrived after an 8 hour flight at would be around 3am my time, but 10pm NY. Met my host who showed around quickly, pointing out bathroom and bedroom told her exhausted, so just wanted go bed fell asleep almost immediately, and then awoke at

What a bizarre predicament to find yourself in while you're just trying to crash at an Airbnb. This 26-year-old dude shared the actual handwritten note that he received from his host. Apparently they were all kinds of fired up over him having a strong odor. 

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Tumblr Uncovers the Very Limited Types of Movie Posters


Tumblr discusses the nine types of movie posters | catchymemes Seems like Disney is using same guy graphics department. ALADDIN DARK PHOENIX STAR WARS thegaysassyfrenchy deadass thought this 3 Star Wars movies. metalgirlysolid its called Color Theory and been knew Art is subjective" but there are certain "rules can follow make things more appealing subconscious/subliminal kind way

We know that big movie studios stick to classic money making formulas, and that can lead to bland, predictable movies. But it looks like it's way worse when it comes to advertising for those movies. Tumblr has a thing for analyzing movies, like this hyper analysis of Davy Jones in Pirates of the Caribbean. Here's a tumblr user who ranked the marvel movies based on how many trains were in them, and here's tumblr's dicussion of the visual affects of Jurassic Park.

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Bridezilla Tells Newly Engaged Woman She Can't Wear Ring


Angry bride tells a newly engaged woman that she can't wear ring | r/weddingshaming posted by TrinityBlack13 So can't wear my engagement ring or talk about my engagement fine. Bridezilla So I going my fiancé's cousins wedding on weekend

This bridezilla is about as petty as it gets! She was so desperate to direct all the attention her way that she ended up being her own worst enemy. Gotta love it when a crappy plan absolutely backfires. 

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Weird and Cool Mailboxes that Deliver the Goods


Fun mailboxes that are made to look like other things | atm machine shaped like a game boy console. mail box shaped like a person riding a bike with the door situated on the butt

With the advent of email and texting, you'd think that mailbox humor would be in decline. Evidently there are a lot of people who are still into it. For stuff that looks like other stuff, here are cool tattoos that turned scars into art as well as some cool graffiti that reinvented urban environments.

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Dog Hurls A Snake Into The Brush


The snake was just rocked by the full force of a fearless dog who was having none of his ominous nonsense. Peace, snake. 

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Guy Has Strong Words for His Aggressive Rooster, Kyle


Having to work with a bird like Kyle would make any of us use this kind of language. Man, Kyle's fast.

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Tagged: corn , chicken , lol , silly , funny , Video , stupid

People's Imaginative Sentences for Food Crimes


AskReddit replies to the various ways that people would get punished for ridiculous behavior in a food court.

Well this is definitely one of those fun AskReddit threads that the internet was made for. Someone asked people to imagine what kinds of sentences a judge would give out to people that were being punished for actual food crimes, in a food court. Things like stealing all of your SO's fries and straight up biting into a Kit Kat bar, are being recognized as the wrongful behavior that they are. 

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Inventions That Are Now Used for Something Other Than Their Intended Purpose


Things that are used today for a different use that they were invented | posted by Vyzantinist High-heeled shoes. They were originally men and used horse riding, as heels were supposed keep feet more secure stirrups. Now, they're just fancy women's shoes.

People are pretty great at finding alternate uses for things. Sometimes it's some military invention that gets re-marketed as a household convenience, sometimes it's a reflection of changing times, and sometimes its people realizing it's fun to shoot at each other using a paint-launching logging device. Here are some cool and interesting inventions.

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Funny Tweets as Sweet as Treats


Silly jokes from twitter | tweet by brendohare will have 4 blueberry muffins dinner please DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us having them dinner

If thoughts are birds, Twitter is the window they all fly into. Here are some funny tweets to make you think about all the weird and dumb thoughts people are having all around you every second of every day. As it turns out, our most strongly held opinions are the most minute, inconsequential ones.

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Imperfect Things to Enrage Perfectionists


Uncentered, misaligned things | ceiling fan that is placed at the corner of the oriental ceiling decoration rather than in the middle of it. stairs leading to a front door but the door is not directly in front of them but more to the side.

It makes some people uncomfortable to see improperly cut pizza, misaligned door frames and anything that's just not quite perfect. Maybe you're awesome and are totally chill with seeing imperfect stuff that's slightly off center. In that case, good for you because we hate these.

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Old Wives Tales Debunked (8 Tweets)


Various Old Wives Tales unpacked for not being true.

@DailyBlastLive is putting all those old wives tales on blast! Turns out stress can actually turn someone's hair gray, but the rest of the rumors you're about to read through get properly shut down. 

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Manager Gets Nailed By His Own Unfair Policy


Reddit story of boss who gets locked out based on their own policy.

When confronted with the issue of people locking themselves out of their apartments on the weekends, this manager wanted to avoid paying overtime by passing the burden onto their own tenants. The policy was unpopular. As it so often happens with incompetent managers, their plan backfired.

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Guy's Wife Wants to Name Kid "John Doe"


Guys wife wants to name child "John Doe" after her grandfather | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by the_doeberman AITA not wanting my son literally be named "John Doe" So my last name is Doe hasn't affected my life much apart occasionally being called "Dodo" while growing up or friends spelling D'Oh" as joke, and generally pretty neutral about

In a noble move, this guy's pregnant wife wants to name their child after her grandfather. The problem is, that kid's name would end up being John Doe. The internet found that burdening your kid with the name they give to unidentified bodies sounds like a bad idea. Here are some other horrible names people have encountered.

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Woman Goes to Screening of Cats, Goes about as Well as it Should


Woman's Twitter story about going to Cats movie screening doesn't go well.

The disastrous flop that was the movie Cats has given a lot of material to justifiably hate on, hence these random and hilarious observations on Cats as well as these funny one sentence reviews of Cats. @BrydieLK went to an outdoor screening and it went about as well as one would think.

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