Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Facebook Knows You're Becoming a Spinster


We've Finally Crafted the Perfect Projectile Umbrella Technology


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Tagged: umbrella , gifs , broken

Great, Now We're All Dumber for Reading This


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Tagged: wisdom , what , deep , spelling , failbook

Up Your Scrabble Score


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There's a Reason the Hot Dogs at "Buck Night" for the Kansas City Royals Only Cost a Dollar


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Health inspectors (WINK WINK) on site claimed that the dogs were safe to eat, and that they maybe even qualify as food! But as you can see for yourself, you're clearly asking for a world of hurt to down one of those dogs.

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Tagged: hot dog , gross , baseball , food , royals

How to Sneak Beer Past Your Parents


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Reminder: Don't Text and Drive


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This Lady Asks 100 Guys for Sex!


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A Dog in Scotland Took a Tractor for a Joyride. His Face Says it All.


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Don the collie hopped in the tractor in Abington, South Lanarkshire early in the morning, crashing through a fence and careening through a busy commuter road. Don's owner was eventually able to commandeer the vehicle, and luckily no one was hurt. 

And really, could you be mad at the little guy with a face like that? 

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What's it Like to Clean the Windows of the Tallest Building on Earth?


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Japanese Woman Dumps All Her Cheating Boyfriend's Apple Gear in the Tub


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Tagged: apple , boyfriend , cheating , funny , jerk , wtf

An Ode to All the Best Fails Russia Has Given Us


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Pro Tip: Run to the SIDE of the Falling Tree


A move straight from the Prometheus school of running away from things.

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Tagged: whoops , timber , tree , Video

Kanye and Kim Don't Think Amy Schumer is Funny


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If you're wondering what type of event would bring the Dramatic Duo (Kanye West & Kim Kardashian) in contact with Amy Schumer, your wondering units are in correct working order.

Not many events would feature the three and it's probably even more interesting that it was Time's 100 Most Influential People that brought everyone together.

Schumer decided to make the most out of it.

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Nobody Likes Flying, but Nobody Hates it More Than the Woman Who Stabbed a Snoring Passenger in the Arm With a Pen


You've Gotta be Kidding Me


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Tagged: goat , pets , kid , prank , failbook

16 Absolutely Terrible Pickup Lines


A Jockey Jokingly Submitted His Horse's Name as "Arrrrr," and This Announcer Runs With it


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Tagged: racing , pirates , Video , horse , g rated , win

It's Like Russian Roulette for Kids. With Pies!


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Tagged: pie , Wait For It , Video

Looking for the Soundtrack to Hell Itself? Here's an Entire Album Made From the Noises of Guitar Center Customers


Musician Noah Wall came up with a deliciously album idea: to record the various "loners" and musicians testing out equipment and mash them all together into an album. Thanks to Wall's mixing it almost sounds as if within the bowels of deathly static, jangled chords, and noodling lines the customers were almost collaborating.

Almost.

Mostly it just sounds like a nightmare on fire made from the jagged glass-like shards of what once was a clear pane of sound.

If you can last more than a few minutes, you're better than us.

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Close Your Blinds


we can see you

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Things Get a Bit Intense When This School Principal Offers an Old Flip Phone Instead of Giving Back her iPhone


 

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Tagged: rage , school , freakout , Video

There Can Be No Worse "Family Feud" Answer Than This One


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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Reads Mean Tweets


Bargain Bin Prices, Abandoned Basement Quality


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A Gruff Man on a New York Train Makes a Stunning Gesture of Kindness to This Woman Selling Flowers


Half of the Job is Complete, Close Enough Right?


They Really Let This Place Go


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Normally You Have to Earn 10,000 Tickets to Get a Prize Like That


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An Idaho Man Gets Pulled From a Falling Vehicle by a Good Samaritan


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Matthew Sitko lost control of his SUV in Lewiston, Idaho and nearly drove over the edge of a cliff before stabilizing precariously on the edge. That's when a passerby managed to pull Sitko out of his vehicle and get him to safety.

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You Lookin' at Me?


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