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Tuesday, January 10, 2017
Jimmy Fallon's Chris Rock Impression Bombs at the Golden Globes But Reminds Us of the Time He Did Blackface on SNL
Jimmy Fallon had quite conundrum on his hands when he hosted the Golden Globes this year. When his teleprompter went down, he wasn’t quite sure what to do.
So the consummate professional and presidential-hair tussler decided to bust out some of his classic impressions. What did he turn to? Neil Young? Nope. Jerry Seinfeld? Nope. Donald Trump? Nope. In the year 2016, he did his Chris Rock impression, and, ew, boy, people did not like it.
This isn’t the first time he’s done Chris Rock. The impression jogged the memory of Super Deluxe’s mad editing genius Vic Berger who cut together the Golden Globes with that time Jimmy Fallon impersonated Chris Rock on SNL… in black face.
Fallon isn’t the first performer to don that infamous racist makeup, and, unfortunately, he isn’t the last. This video, which cuts together his awkward Globes performance with his offensive SNL one, is cringe-inducing and hilarious.
Enjoy!
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Troll Launches Into a Hilariously Absurd and Detailed History of Breasts in Porn
I'll bet you woke up today and said, "Today i'm going to learn an absurd history about breasts in porn." Well if you did, we've got you covered.
Sweater muffins, fun bags, whatever you call them. 'vargas' is an expert.
'vargas' is one of the most famous goofs, gaffers and trollsters active on the internet today, a hilariously beautiful resource for some completely ridiculous and absurd laughs and a prime example of some grade-A modern 'light' trolling.
Warning: Mildly NSFW
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People Disclose the Terrible, Not Easily Forgotten Moments That Made Them Stop Having Sex
Maybe you've been there, maybe you haven't; but these tales of blue-balled heartbreak and woe practically scream sexual frustration from out the screen. Here's to hoping you never find yourself in one of these cockblocking pickles.
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This Woman Is Straight-Up Not Very Good At Math
Hey, you know what, who is good at math?
This woman is convinced that she can run 100 meters (roughtly 330 feet) in seven seconds. But that would require one of two things: The longest lunge in the world or some sort of radiation bomb that turns you into a Flash-like superhero. Both of which would be pretty cool.
Either way, if we were all as confident as she was about this, maybe the world would be a little better, and we’d all be a little happier. You keep doing you, lady who could never run that fast.
Honestly, though, this has to be fake because here she is taking "New Year, New You" way too literally.
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Tagged: math
This Dude's Friends Flew Him Hundreds of Miles to Meet a Stranger With the Same Name
How far would you go to meet a stranger? What if they had the same name as you?
I know. Like a million miles.
Well, thankfully, these two Sam Mitchell’s only had to go from Melbourne to Tasmania. Farther than any of you have gone to meet a stranger with the same name.
So basically, one Sam Mitchell added another Sam Mitchell on Facebook. Then they added each other’s faces into their profile pictures. Then one of them flew to Tasmania.
You know what, just check out the whole story.
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Watch Three British Dudes Try to Get This Bike Out of an Electric Fence
As the old joke goes, “how many British dudes does it take to get a bike out of an electric fence?”
It’s a regional joke.
This video of three British gentlemen — and one giggly camera man — trying to set a bike free from an electric fence raises a lot of questions. Namely, how did this bike get entangled in an electric fence like this? Did someone just drive into it, flip over the handlebars, and leave the bike all tangled up like that? Why is there an electric fence there? Will sheep bite through regular fences?
But these guys have no time for questions, they have some serious untying to do, like a person trying to get a tight knot out of their shoelaces and those laces have 10,000 volts of electricity coursing through them. Watch in glee as they do anything to avoid touching this fence and laugh yourself silly when actually do.
But seriously, how did this bike get stuck in the fence?
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Tagged: electric fence , British
See a Master At Work With This Guy's Next-Level Trolling Game on Tinder
Wit is something of an indispensable gift when it comes to mastering one's Tinder game, and this guy definitely excels at his craft.
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This Lady Tries To Jump the Subway Tracks and She Could Go All The — Nope, She Eats It
Spoiler: She does not make it.
This is one of those videos you wish you had on a 10-hour loop for when things really go bad. This woman trying to jump the subway line, I guess, just for the hell of it, is that good.
Feel free to bookmark it and load it up for those moments when you just want to tear your face off your face.
For an enhanced experience, press play on the video below and then start bingeing on the woman trying to jump the subway.
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People Love This Turkish Butcher "SaltBae" for Sprinkling Salt Like Damn Weirdo and It’s Great
The Internet has a new hero and their name is “SaltBae.”
Actually, his name is Nusret Gökçe, a Turkish butcher, chef, restaurant owner, and one hell of a seasoner. Gökçe’s dainty hands, heavy beats, and rockin’ shades are only the tip of the iceberg. People are losing it for his whole master of meats thing, and who could blame them. It’s really cool.
Check out what he’s got cooking up and what people think of it.
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People Only Love Emma Stone More After Her Impressively Cringe-Worthy Moment Last Night at the Golden Globes
'La La Land' Director Damien Chazelle won a Golden Globe last night for Best Director, and Emma Stone's congratulatory kiss did not go as planned...at all.
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Spotify Is Low-Key Offering Obama a Job as President of Playlists
In a little over a week, President Obama is just another nameless schmo, searching the classifieds for a new job and living in his parents’ basement. He’ll probably get an internship or something and start a career in music PR.
Well, maybe Obama should look into a gig at Spotify because it seems like they’re offering a job that he’s especially qualified for: President of Playlists.
The job is live now on Spotify's employement page, so you could apply for it, but you'd have to meet these specific requirements:
- Eight years running a highly-regarded nation
- Having Kendrick Lamar play your birthday party
- Having a Nobel Prize.
Check out the full job description:
Someone forward this to him, he’d be perfect. Does anyone know anyone at Spotify that could put in a good word for him?
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Check Out David Bowie Destroying a Fan on Bowie’s Message Board
David Bowie was a man of mystery, and on the one-year anniversary of his death — as well as his 70th birthday — we look at one aspect of his life that goes unnoticed: He used to lurk his own fan message board.
Actually, he didn't just lurk. He responded. Sometimes Bowie would give it back to fans who came on the board to complain. Case in point: This curious case of a fan who was dissatisfied with a run-in with Bowie in the park.
When the fan took to the board to complain about Bowie’s dismissal in the park, Bowie let’s the dude have it. Man, he was the best.
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This Weird Beauty and the Beast Barbie Looks More Like Justin Bieber Than Emma Watson
Play time’s over.
In conjunction with the upcoming live-action Beauty and the Beast movie, a new Belle doll has it the shelves, and it’s leaving people scratching their heads. It’s designed to look like Emma Watson, who plays Belle, but this doesn’t look like Emma Watson. Honestly, it just looks weird and off putting. Seeing it is a strange experience.
Twitter is blowing up trying to figure what this weird little plastic humanoid looks like. Check out some of the best responses.
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School Uploads Picture of Student Writing with String Cheese
Garin is, by all accounts, a good student at Archbishop Mcgrath Catholic School in Bracla, South Whales, UK. But sitting just below the surface is a layer of mozerella cheese.
According to Garin, AMCS uploaded a picture of him writing with a piece of cheese:
as if the school uploaded a pic of me writin with a cheese string http://pic.twitter.com/t8KPc73pDj
— garin (@garinstone21) January 5, 2017
What is happening at this school that they are replacing school supplies with snack foods? Are they painting in art class with pudding cups? Counting Totino's Pizza Rolls instead of using a calculator? Playing Bugles instead of a bugel?
The school, who seems to have removed the picture, has commented on what they're calling "#Cheesegate":
bruh u killed the joke @archbishopmghs
— garin (@garinstone21) January 9, 2017
nah not quite son http://pic.twitter.com/u6dPYQOl5q
— garin (@garinstone21) January 9, 2017
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Likely Stoned Genius Writes Crazy Theory on What Happens When We Die And Wakes Up with Flock of Disciples
For real though. That shit was insane, man. And in a strange and inexplicable kind of way, kiind of made sense. Or not?
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Guy Relentlessly Asks Girl For Nudes But She Gets Him With Saucy Onslaught of Chicken Puns
These chicken puns were cooked and served up to perfection. Modern romance can be a fowl game, and there's no doubt this dude dipped outta there after she asked him to sauce her.
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