Not sure if that's what you're supposed to do with your arms while trying to march, but got damn if that's not how you're supposed to move when you're on your way to go close an Oblivion gate and get merc'd by some scamps.
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Thursday, August 12, 2021
Lava VS Different Forms Of Glass
Honestly, the climax of this series of showdowns has to be when the lava squares off against the fireproof glass. By the end of that momentous brawl, lava looks like it's ready to be flipped right on over like a dang pancake.
Man's Former Landlord Pulls Saintly Gesture For Him
Every now and again we need to take a break from wading through the dizzying tide of disastrous fails and other examples of human beings not putting on their best show, to instead appreciate the folks that go the extra mile to uplift those around them. It's one thing to talk about doing the right thing on a consistent basis, but it's a whole another matter to continually follow through on it. For another recent wholesome story check out the time that an entitled dad left his kids on the plane with a stranger, and then how it ended up wholesomely.
Boss Tries To Mess With Employee, Employee Engineers Their Demise
The world is made up of far too many dangerously greedy bosses that think they'll be able to get away with all kinds of immoral behavior just because they hold positions of power. Well well, we love nothing more than to see a mindful employee who has their wits about them, basically fight back with a brilliant pro revenge. In this case, pretty much taking all of their boss' clients was a brutal move, indeed. For another recent post about an act of gloriously petty revenge check out the time that an employee took a petty revenge on a raging Karen.
Customer Will Not Have Female Mechanic, Waits Ages For Nonexistent Male One
The dude, despite not being able to fix his own car, didn't want their mechanic to fix his car, so he chose to wait. And waiting for someone who's not gonna show up is probably not the smartest way to get your car fixed. For a similar one, here's a customer who kept asking for men until he ended up in the legal department. For some absolute automotive wildness, here are incompetent drivers who should be banned from the road.
Cooking Fails That Would Leave A Bad Taste In Anyone's Mouth
We can't all be wizards in the kitchen. Most of us are more like villagers. But these "cooks?" They're like dark mages of the stove, burning things beyond recognition, and letting bubbling cauldrons of horror explode all over the place. For some real gnarly junk that made it out of the pot, here are viscerally cursed foods that don't belong in a gullet.
Bad Products That Still Sell Like Hotcakes
Being the frugal-to-a-fault, hoard-clutching goblins that most of us are, it's hard to accept the fact that there are some things in life that we actually need to spend money on. The problem is that there are entire industries and products that exist just because they look like something you need to spend money on. That or they're filled with micro-plastics that we outlive us all and survive only to give our unrecognizably mutated kin futuristic megalymphoma. Anyway, watch out for those everyday scams so you don't end up making common but horrible financial decisions. For some fun, here are incompetent scammers who were their own worst enemies.
Entitled People Who Made Life More Complicated
Most people have a general idea of how to act in life, but that's a foreign concept for the entitled people who make the world a less friendly place. Luckily, people don't really tolerate this kind of behavior like in the case of this Karen who complained about not being seated at closing time and had the community rise against her. But sometimes things get complicated, like the time thisentitled dad left his kids on the plane with a stranger and it ended wholesomely.
Karen Gets Caught In Traffic, Temper Tantrums, Petty Revenge Ensues
Unfortunately, the road is regularly occupied by irrational individuals who insist on staging full on temper tantrums. It sounds like this particular Karen ended up meeting her match. Sometimes, people just hit their breaking points with the antics from road ragers. If you enjoyed this tale of petty revenge check out this pro revenge story about some frat bros that parked in their neighbor's driveway, and ended up paying much more.
Mostly Pretty Good Ideas From Brilliant Geniuses
Most of us live our whole lives without having a single good idea. Sometimes we have brilliant ideas, but realize upon review that they are dumb. Some advice and life pro tips are just dumb from the get-go. But some of us manage to rise above the rest and think of genius moves like carrying around decoy gum or poop shoes. Absolutely brilliant.
Employee Takes Petty Revenge On Raging Karen
Ah yes, what we have here is a prime example of just how sweet and satisfying a successful petty revenge can end up being. Basically, Karen chose the wrong manager to get on the wrong side of. There really is something to be said about how frustrating and unfortunate it is that so many young and hard working employees end up having to deal with some of the world's most entitled individuals. For another recent post involving a Karen, check out this story about a Karen who was furious for not being seated at closing time, so the whole community rallied against her.
Things That Are Secretly Just Giant Scams
Unfortunately, there are far too many companies and shady individuals out there that are just looking to pull fast ones on unsuspecting victims. It could be motivated by the desire to make more money, or some people that have long been out of touch with their moral compasses just seem to enjoy the process of taking advantage of other well meaning human beings. Hopefully none of these alleged giant scams in disguise ended up taking advantage of you.
People That Failed In Unforgettably Spectacular Fashion
There's something innately therapeutic about getting those pleasant reminders that there are plenty of other people out there that also fall victim to moments of pure fail. Maybe these fails were just what you needed to uplift your spirits and remember once more that to be alive is to constantly be on the cusp of having a fail come your way.
Entitled Mom Demands Fellow Flyer Entertain Her Kid, Flyer Has None Of It
The power politics of airplane etiquette are nuanced, especially when it comes to being asked to entertain other people's kids. It went a lot more wholesomely when this entitled dad left his kid on a plane with a stranger, but demonstrably, not everyone is going to respond to that kind of questionable parenting behavior in the same manner. Sometimes you get this person, who is absolutely not gonna have it. For another intriguing parenting moment, here's an entitled mom who tried to swindle the babysitter.
Irish Man Manages To Leave Hilarious Recording For His Own Funeral
The real kicker here is that everyone is laughing and going about their business, but what if there were no speakers all along? This guy must've been mad fun to hang out with. May he rest in peace.