Monday, April 28, 2014

Good guy boss

Metallica RU-U-ULES! One of my favorite Otto moments.

Friend's reply to HR manager at job interview. He was hired.

Unfortunate ad timing

Makes me feel kinda scummy...

My gf said she didn't like going to Arby's because the workers seemed to be creepy, I never believed her until now.

When my ex tells me she'll call me back

Famous plague doctors mask

Love when this happens

Emergency

Call the exorcist.

True story about humanity

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

I had a duck move onto my balcony and start a family

When facebook starts playing videos automatically

Any programmer would agree that this is quite a feat.

Sleeping with husband...

The very look of judgement.

I'm not depressed, just curious.

Zero to Stupid in 7.6 Seconds

This is my favorite random club picture

So this just happened to my cousin.

CNN home page for April 23, 2034

Feel the Sadness




Feel the Sadness


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Shut up and take my bottle caps!

Australians want to legally stream T.V shows too...

Police dogs final test: self control

Just one of those days

Every Time I Open the Door, Hector Always Tries to Escape

These Are the Rarest, Most Beautiful, and Least Expensive Guns You'll Ever See








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Jesus telling it how it is

Google plus

Enormous explosion

The Circle of Life

Thought this was common knowledge, very scary that it's not. Remember this if ever cleaning your lawnmower.

The unbroken seal on Tutankhamun’s tomb, 1922.

WTF of the Day: Texas Teacher Fired After Giving a 15 Year Old Student a Lap Dance in Front of Class for His Birthday








According to a male student, "Ms. Smith" grabbed his journal and stopped him from talking to his friends as he walked into his third-period class. He said he sat at his desk, and after the tardy bell rang, she placed a chair in front of the room. Music started playing and the entire class of middle school students began yelling and telling him to sit down. It was his birthday.



The student said he sat down and Ms. Smith gave him a full contact lap dance, rotating her buttocks against him and rubbing her hands all over his body. Ms. Smith also got on her knees in front of him and placed her head between his legs. The student admitted that he slapped Ms. Smith on the buttocks a few times.



At the end of the dance, Ms. Smith wrapped her arms around the student and he gave her bottom another squeeze. She hugged him and said "I love you, baby. Happy birthday," according to documents.



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That is APPALLING But No Seriously Send Them Please

How Not to Celebrate Graduation








I wonder if his guy will land on his feet after college...




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Brining an old one back!

Surface tension.

It's a strangely comforting feeling.

How I think the teacher must feel like when reading any of my essays.

Some jokes write themselves

It's All About That High Score




It's All About That High Score


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