Friday, May 8, 2020

Twitter Thread: Lizard Creates Hilarious Havoc In Garden


Graham doesn't play by the rules. Clearly, Graham is busy enjoying life to the fullest. We just need to make sure that Graham doesn't get behind the wheel after knocking back all that Coors. 

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Text - Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama So. We had a massive infestation of pill bugs who ate our zucchini twice. So we put out beer traps (they go to drink the beer, they fall in.) Then a mystery occurred....

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Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 21h v Replying to @baddestmamajama We put the traps in our veggie bed, dug into the soil. They were in fact catching a ZILLION pill bugs. Literally FULL TO THE BRIM by morning. And then the traps started to... Move.

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Soil - Jessica Ellis O v @baddestmamaja... · 20h We would put them out during the day, fine. Go to bed, fine. In the morning--

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Soil - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h Alright. So something was happening to the cups. They were disappearing. But to where?

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Terrestrial plant - @baddestmamaja... · 20h Jessica Ellis O v *Enhance Image* *Mystery Deepens*

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Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h Well, it had been extremely windy the night before, and blowing East. Debris all over the yard. Maybe just the wind blew it into the blueberry bush, knocking out all the bugs and beer??

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Organism - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h ...but it wasn't windy last night. And yet.

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h v Something. ..something.. Is carefully removing all of the bugs, all of the beer, and burying the cups amongst my prized blueberries. And We have a suspect. We have a suspect.

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O v @baddestmamaja.. · 20h Now you never know who is using your garden when you leave it. In the house I grew up in, which backed a creek, we had a myriad of nocturnal visitors, from a river otter and opossums by the dozen to an unfortunate snake whose HEAD we found on the deck one morning.

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Text - Font - @baddestmamaja... · 20h Jessica Ellis O But in LA, we've never really seen much in the yard beyond birds and a snail or two. 8 foot high fences and we're enclosed on the property. Whatever was getting in, it was rather sneaky

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h v And then last night... 4 27 59 2,122 Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h We found out...we weren't alone 0:16

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Text - Lizard - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 20h v This Snakey looking fellow is an alligator lizard, who seems to be living in our tomatoes. And apparently, every night this week, has been feasting on drunken pill bugs, washing it down with Coors, and dragging the cups into the blueberries for dessert.

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Text - Text - @baddestmamaja... · 20h Jessica Ellis O I don't know if Pilsner is good for Graham (we’ve named him Graham) so I believe the feasts will come to an end, but it just goes to show you never know who will show up when you put out beer. And also we got a drunk lizard to deal with.

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Text - Text - Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 14h A LOT of you are advocating for enabling Graham's alcohol habits and need you to take a look at your lives. I don't even know if he's 21. Or a CO. 149 27 384 16.9K Jessica Ellis O @baddestmamaja... · 12h v Pertinent reminder that I like being paid to write and you can HIRE me to do so! For money! And more Graham content!

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Man Plays The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" With Bricks


This guy got challenged to make music with bricks, so he went ahead and played The Weeknd's "Blinding Lights" with bricks. Um, that's amazing. Had no idea that was possible. 

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Tyrannical Landlord Scams Tenants, Gets Dealt Justice


We love nothing more than when a shady, greedy, all around bad landlord gets dealt the justice that was coming their way. It's a welcomed moment to see the tenant come out victorious over the landlord's stupid antics.

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Text - r/ProRevenge + JOIN u/DeadlyGerbil 3 O 2• 19h Bad landlord scams his tenants, goes to jail. Many years ago, when I worked for a rent-to-own company in a small town, there was a little apartment complex which we made frequent deliveries to, and just as frequently had to repo from. It had been a motel when it was built, and the owner turned it into apartments by just making doorways in the walls between rooms, putting a kitchen and living room in one and a bedroom in the other. The place wa

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Text - Between deliveries and pickups, we were visiting this place multiple times per month, but the landlord wouldn't let us park the truck in the parking lot to do it. It was a motel parking lot, so there was way more space than the tenants needed, and plenty of room for our truck, but the minute we pulled into the lot, the landlord would come running out of the office and yell at us to get the truck off his property. We were still allowed to deliver and such, we just had to carry the couches

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Text - Then the day came that I was visiting some customers, a young couple, to have them sign an extension because they couldn't make their payment, and I saw an eviction notice on their door. I knocked, they answered, and then they, too, saw the notice. They explained that they needed the extension because they were behind on rent, but the eviction was unexpected because they were only two days late. The notice gave them one week to move out. They signed the extension and I left, a little susp

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Text - A few days later, I got a call from the couple saying they needed to return the stuff they'd rented because they were being evicted and had to move to a motel. I told them to wait there, l'd be over in an hour. My wife had worked in the rental office of our previous apartment complex, so I knew some tenant laws. When l'd checked after getting the extension signed, I found that evictions couldn't be served with only a week notice, they had to give 30 days for the tenants to pay or move out

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Text - Normally, l'd have considered this none of my business, but everyone in our store hated that landlord and wanted to get back at him, so I printed out the applicable rental law pages from the town's website and drove over to the apartment complex. There, I knocked on the door of every one of our customers living there, which was about half of the 20 or so apartments, and gave them a copy of the law. While doing this, I learned that the landlord had been evicting people like that for being

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Text - I told the couple that had started all this that if I were them, I wouldn't move out, and l'd contact a lawyer or at least the city housing department and file a complaint. They were worried because the landlord had said he'd have the sheriff's department evict them if they didn't move out in time (there were no local police--small town), but I said that even if the landlord called them, I doubted they'd actually evict them if they cited the law. That was about allI could do, and I hoped

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Text - It was. The couple came in a few weeks later to pay for their rental furniture and to thank me for all my help, telling me the landlord had just been arrested. They'd filed a complaint, and when the landlord called the sheriff to evict them, it had kicked off an investigation. I never learned what exactly the charges were, or what happened to the landlord, but the complex ended up under new ownership, and the new manager had no problem with us parking on their property for deliveries. Als

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Text - Between that experience and other stories l've read online, never cease to be baffled and annoyed that people don't know their rights as tenants. Check your laws, don't take a landlord's word for anything, and stand up for yourself! 4.3k 59 1, Share

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AskReddit Thread: False Things That School Taught Us


Someone on AskReddit got a fun and enlightening thread going about the various things that school taught us, that we later learned were false. Better to learn that those tidbits of "knowledge" were false, late than never at all. 

Check out another recent AskReddit thread that we ran, which focused on the most awkward questions students asked in sex ed.

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Text - PM_Me_Nudes_2_Review • 19h That we had a "permanent record"

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Text - michaeltheantisocial • 20h College professors would be more strict

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Text - ABronawithCorona • 19h The body cannot produce new nerve/brain cells. Turns out neurogenesis is a very real phenomenon. Btw: I was taught that the body cannot make new nervous cells this year in my senior Human Anatomy class, long after neurogenesis was discovered.

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Text - qwatschel69 • 19h You will need this for the rest of your life

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Text - "These are the best years of your life"

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Text - Notmykl • 19h Hawai'ians wanted to be a territory so they could join the US and become a state and were overjoyed when they achieved statehood.

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Text - jonahvsthewhale • 19h That grades in elementary and middle school actually matter. I had a 45 in my 5th grade history class at one point, and I LOVED history. I just didn't like having to memorize the preamble to the constitution and other pointless things my school made us do. I now read and study history on my own and know far more history than the average person

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White - Rustyy60 • 19h Teachers aren't biased

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Text - HumanoidRobot • 20h You can rely on authority figures to resolve your interpersonal conflicts.

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Text - AskAboutMyCoffee • 20h That I can be whatever I want when I grow up :( I'm still not a fire truck.

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Text - JaWiCa • 19h There are more people alive on earth than have ever died.

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Text - frequentstreaker • 19h You won't get anywhere in life without learning how to write in cursive

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Text - Cahpoewn • 20h That blood is actually blue

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Text - TurkeyBLTSandwich • 19h Two things: 1. Keep these papers they're important don't lose them (I ended up hoarding papers all the way from 1st grade to senior year of high school) 2. If you ever get a C or into a fight or cheat you'll never go to College and you'll be blacklisted from applying or attending any of them. I didnt really think of the impact these things had on me and suffice to say I feel like I'm worse off for it.

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Text - llcucf80 • 19h Nutrition. When I started elementary school it was the four food groups, by high school it was the food pyramid, and by college it turned into myplate. You can't ever keep up and it constantly changed, so who knows what'll turn into next.

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Text - hypo-osmotic • 19h The provinces and territories of Canada (I'm in the United States). We had to memorize them in middle school in the mid-00's, but our teacher didn't update any political border changes that happened after the fall of the Soviet Union, so I didn't know Nunavut exists until I happened to look at a map of Canada as an adult

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Text - TKinfinity • 16h "You will be using Cursive writing more than printing when your older' The only thing I use it for is my Signature. Other than that it's useless.

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