This is not what nature intended. These fantastic photoshops fall deep into the uncanny valley of what can and might have been. Someone tell Dr. Strange to un-cast this spell because it seems as if realities have collided.
Afterwards be sure to check out these amazing photoshop trolls from the master of the game, James Fridman.
To start things off, we'd like to asses the cost of water in various areas around the United States. As far as we know water is a relatively cheap utility bill for the majority of Americans. Sure it can't hurt to save a few bucks here and there when it's possible, but no one should be denied access to a hot shower based on the cost of water. And unfortunately, that's exactly what happened here when OP's cousin 'Karen' literally stood in front of him and blocked him from entering the shower, all in the name of saving a few pennies (literally). Now OP's cousin probably did not expect that he would take matters into his own annoyed hands and bathe himself in her sink instead, using along the way much more water than a shower would have needed. Nope, no one expected that. But boy are we glad that it happened.
Why do we need all this high-concept trivia junk and families trying to make Steve Harvey do his "uh oh" face when this whole time we could have just been greasing up people in body suits and making them climb slippery stairs? Seriously it's a damn shame that we even try to put together elaborate obstacle courses when this was always an option.
Dang dude those guys don't give a damn. It feels like this is the sort of thing that feels like it came out of a Newspaper from a hundred years ago, but nah. Apparently these guards have strict orders to never deviate from their path, resulting in moments like these. These guys were doing their regular marching routine when a kid didn't get out of the way, getting a taste of what's left of the British Empire.
She sounds kinda sus...
Just going out on a limb here to say that if you're going to break up over a game of 'Among Us' it just wasn't meant to be. Nothing to do but have a laugh, pack up, and move on.
For more ridiculous dating stories check out this guy who sent his Tinder date to the emergency room with a bag of trail mix.
It is disturbing that this teenage girl thought this would be ok. What a dark and cruel stunt to pull. Either she has some serious issues or this comes from her mother, the ex-wife.
We can't imagine how the dad's wife must be feeling in this instance. What an absolutely horrific thing to endure. Send that girl to counseling because she's going to need it.
Otherwise, she's going to grow up to be like this woman who couldn't wait for her parents to die so that she could have their wedding rings.
It's just nice to see someone not tolerating their workplace taking advantage of them or jerking them around. Seems like they shouldn't have abused an employee who was so crucial to their success as a company. Watch as this boss tries to use the other employees as pawns to guilt this guy back into helping them. Seems like Mister Bossman doesn't understand that a job is a job. Too bad.
Talk about petty hostility and unwarranted aggression.
It's a shame that so many people that think this is ok find themselves in middle-management positions. Probably because we so often misattribute cruelty with 'strength'. Also probably because the people who possess the same traits and sociopathic tendencies see themselves in these lousy human beings.
This piece of work is right up there with the manager who threatened a guy's job... who was already quitting.
Jimmy will forever be a legend in our hearts and minds. This story, as told by his coworker u/Rusticwhiskey, checks all the boxes that lead to a delicious dose of malicious compliance.
When he was faced with, what was certain to be, being forced into early retirement and the removal of his massive amount of leave. Jimmy instead decided to take all of his leave at once and use that time to look for another role.
It's hard to say what the new owners were thinking but it wouldn't be the first time that the new owners of a company had absolutely no idea what they were doing.
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For more Malicious Compliance from the "Jimmys" of the world check out this guy who buried secret phrases in the reports he was writing to his manager to see if his manager was reading his reports. When his manager then tried to throw him under the bus the employee was able to turn the tables on him and get the manager fired.
It's not really all that surprising that a group of people who have devoted their lives to helping sick and injured animals turn out to be a wholesome bunch.
When this mother posted a question that her children had regarding the health of Santa's reindeer vets from all over the world were quick to respond. They also pledged their support to help Santa's reindeer if they were ever in need to help put the children's fears to rest.
For more wholesomeness check out this adorable dog neighbor.
That's some pure, uncut, quality dad behavior right there. This too-wholesome-for-its-own-good twitter thread has dads from all over sharing some potentially unflattering, but highly endearing glamor shots of themselves after their daughters got at them with make-up. For some extra wholesomeness, here are some wholesome memes because everyone deserves a nice break.
