It is not your day, mom. One of the maid of honor's many responsibilities is to ensure that the bridezilla antics are kept to a pleasant minimum. That most definitely includes mom showing up with a white dress, which is exactly what you're not supposed to do on the big wedding day. Never take that shine away from the bride on her big day.
About half of us were first exposed to now-famous superhero comics via out-of-context comic panels used as internet memes, but we looked up the original issues and those memes are actually UNDERSELLING the glorious stupidity and insanity of the original stories. Stories like the Joker's erotic fixation, Captain America's public "wanking," and the time Batman got slap-happy with his little buddy.
It must be hard to have that kind of memory. Like, just picturing the fact that you're plagued by an existence where you remember every fine and otherwise irrelevant detail in life. But alas, it's clearly helping out Magnus Carlsen. Dude was ready to answer the questions before the interviewer even had a chance to finish setting up the board.
This is one of those videos that's just timelessly entertaining. The amount of anger, frustration, hopeless despair present in this dog owner's face is nothing short of a work of art.
We're not sure what was going through this Karen's head. To have the nerve to literally expect your kid to be able to just steal another kid's toys, just because, escapes all rhyme and reason. It sounds like the dude on the other end of this put her in her place, and it wasn't the first time -- nor will it be the last time. Some folks are hurting for the reality check more than others.
TikToker @timmysayshi had a video involving a mysterious, straight up ominous doll that was discovered in the middle of the woods, go viral . If you actually find a creepy doll out in the middle of nowhere, it's probably best to completely steer clear of that sinister object. The fact that this dude allegedly ended up having a receipt come back with the infamous "666" after crossing paths with the doll makes this little story all the creepier.
Parking lots inspire all kinds of acts of petty revenge. People seem innately predisposed towards getting impatient and flat out rude behind the wheel. This can manifest in folks cutting each other off and taking parking spots that were clearly not their spots to begin with. Well, when this parking lot bully decided to act a fool they didn't anticipate the driver that they messed with responding in kind with a solid, deserved petty revenge. Check out another glorious petty revenge with this Costco parking lot standoff that ended in a petty revenge.
Honestly, it's an endearing and strange tale like the one we have here that might inspire other people out there to go about committing acts of random, incomprehensible kindness just to snap someone out of their otherwise conditioned, automated routine way of life. I want to know more about what was going through mystical pen dude's brain when he arrived at the Starbucks to clearly drop off his portkey to another dimension.
The guys used some silken words to get that coveted interview spot right from under Annette's nose. Some wouldn't take the risk to get so informal with a potential employer, but it ended up working out here. You've gotta feel bad for Annette, wherever she is. For some less fortuitous job foibles, here are hiring managers sharing signs someone lied on their resume.
Let this be a lesson to all of us that the power of gummy bears should absolutely never be underestimated. Gummy bears can motivate someone to dig deeper than they otherwise would never will themselves to go. Good for the teacher for using something that they already had to improve a situation from the unwanted place that it otherwise was stuck in.
Yeah, we want to live our lives being as factually accurate as possible but sometimes that gets boring. It's far more rewarding to make up some stupid technically accurate moments because let's face it, being right is just about as good as being not incorrect. Sure, you might lose a few exam points by thinking this way, but no one can tell you that you aren't technically correct.
By all means, if you're working for a soulless corporation that doesn't even know or care if you spend half your working hours on the toilet, clock in and drop your troubles into the thunder bucket. But charging single tattoo client 70 bucks for you to take a dump? That's getting absurd. Usually it's the tattoo artists themselves who have to deal with totally feral Karens or deal with people's horrible tattoo choices, but this one seems sort of out-of-line. Why not just reschedule if you can't keep it together? Why not discount the lost time?
The thing about having someone work for you is that you have to pay them. If you're not upholding that simple part of the whole situation, then you might as well gear on up for chaos to break out. Or, in this case, some sweet malicious compliance. We do love seeing a dumb boss who ends up getting their rightful comeuppance.
There are a few crucial points when regular folks get access to the conversations of the obscenely wealthy. People like chauffeurs, golf caddies and caterers get to enjoy the wild, out-of-touch and interesting things these people have to say. It's a complete shock to see someone do something like spend 30 thousand dollars on flowers, which is why tales like these absurdly expensive things people witnessed and cases of out-of-touch wealthy people are as frustrating as they are a circus-like spectacle.
Some friends go to more extreme lengths than others when it comes to defending people's honor. In this case, you've just got to love the nature of this petty revenge. The intentions were nothing short of pure, but the result ended up being a hilarious mess. For another revenge tale check out this story about a roommate who refused to pay rent and then got schooled in court.
Maybe you've been staring at spreadsheets all day or maybe you've been looking at horrible, ugly customers. It feels like a lot of life is searching for something better to look at. Hilarious and random tumblr gems fill that void like a boredom-shaped cork, now open wide cause here comes the airplane. It's funny and shiny tumblr gems.
Some dogs are more painfully adorable than others. In this case, this dog is nothing short of strikingly adorable. Like, it's looking just like that rug. And then, things only get better once you realize that the infamous @WeRateDogs Twitter account also has a similar account called @WeRateRugs.
It would be admittedly hard to learn a totally new user interface after the age of 50. But that doesn't stop old people from wrangling with social media, posting their passwords, printing out poorly cropped Instagram posts and responding to cake recipes as if they were a neighbor. Can we really blame a group of people who already had adult children before they ever heard of AOL? From the wholesome to the absurd, here are old people on social media doing their best.
You've got to be as careful as you can when it comes to who you end up rooming with. Some people can put on a carefully practiced demeanor that makes them seem polite enough, but that can give way to a true monster underneath. The last thing you want to find yourself dealing with is living in close proximity to someone who you'd just as well love to never cross paths with out in the real world. Hopefully these people's stories of their worst roommates don't ring any bells for experiences of your own with roommates.
