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Saturday, April 25, 2015
Restaurant of the Day: A Male Version of Hooters Called Tallywackers is Opening in Texas
Amy Schumer’s joke is becoming a reality… sort of.
A new bar/restaurant called Tallywackers is coming to Dallas this May that will feature scantily clad men showing off their pecs, abs and bulges while you dine on your breasts (of chicken).
In case you were wondering, “tallywacker” is another word for penis, or as Urban Dictionary defines it “my gargantious third member.”
And if you think you have one and live in Texas, they’re hiring.
“Our main goal with Tallywackers is to create a fun and entertaining environment for anyone to enjoy,” the restaurant’s head of marketing Winston T. Lackey told Central Track. “That said, we understand that there will be some people who are uncomfortable here, just as there are women who are uncomfortable at Hooters.”
Lackey is apparently very good at his job too, with Tallywackers getting lots of national attention this week on numerous media sites. As of Friday it was also trending on Facebook.
While the restaurant is primarily targeting the gay community, they say, everyone is welcome.
And yes, they will serve hot dogs.
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Prepare to Rage: A Man Sets Up a Crowdfunding Site for His Sick Dog, Then Appears to Blow All the Money on Himself
It's more than likely that the whole pet angle is a sob story so he can spend money on ugly watches, but this is still pretty horrific no matter which way you cut it.
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