Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Your Selfies Are Very, VERY Not Metal

A Melbourne Chef Put 99 Cheeses on This Pizza. Ninety-Nine Cheeses.




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From Elite Daily:


To make this insane pizza, di Francesco melts 94 cheeses from across the globe together in one pot and then chills the concoction to form a solid cheese block that is used as the pizza's base cheese.



Since 94 types of cheese could never be enough, he then tops the base with fior di latte, buffalo mozzarella, goat cheese, ricotta and some shaved raspadura for good measure.



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I Feel Pretty~~~

Fail of the Day: Local News Apologizes for ‘Kill a Cop’ Error








A local Fox news affiliate in Baltimore has apologized for erroneously using a video clip of a protest to illustrate anti-police sentiment calling it an "honest misunderstanding."



In the video above, from a WBFF Fox45 news segment, a woman is heard chanting "kill a cop," which would indeed be startling if it were true, especially in light of the recent shootings in New York. But it's not.



Unfortunately for everyone involved, this is taken completely out of context, as many pointed out.



The original clip is from a "Justice For All" March in Washington, D.C., and the woman featured in the video, Tawanda Jones, is not asking for anyone to be killed.



"We won't stop! We can't stop! Till killer cops are in cell blocks!" she says as you can hear below (at 0:42).








Jones' brother Tyrone West died in 2013 while in police custody.



WBFF interviewed Jones following the screw up, and she said she is baffled as to why they edited the clip the way they did.



"You'd have to be an idiot – someone that hates – to say 'kill somebody,' especially some cops that I need to protect my family," she said. "Nobody deserves to be brutally murdered."


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Who Celebrates This?




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When What to My Wondering Eyes Should Appear...

I Know Where I'm Buying My Next Hammer

This Ruse Won't Work Forever, Son...

Getting High With Dozens of Helium Balloons and a Lawn Chair








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Tagged: Balloons , whee , Video , win



A Pro Tip for the Santa-Conscious Parents Out There

This Kid Tries to Hunt a Mouse in His Own Home. It Will Not End Well.








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That's One Way to Make Sure Your Office Secret Santa Knows What to Get You

Here is a Big Freakin' Compilation of Ugly Christmas Sweaters




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Merry flippin' Christmas, now can we please put these away and put on our real-people clothes?




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She's at Stage 3

Road Rage of the Day: Insane Woman Harasses Girls on Highway








A woman was tailgating a car in Northern California this weekend, and she went full speed towards Crazy Town after the passengers made "a rude hand gesture" to her.



The 50-year-old woman, Dierdre Orozco, drove her Ford Explorer in front of the girls to get them to stop. She also pretended to be a police officer, even getting out of her car at one point and approaching them with some sort of ID.



When this strategy failed, she decided to start ramming them off the road.



The crazy woman was eventually arrested when she went off the exit.




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Tagged: crazy , scary , rage , cars , road rage , Video



The Resemblance is Striking

This Will Be Great for Making Food Product (tm)!




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Blooper of the Day: BBC Reporter Accidentally Gets High on Camera








BBC's Middle East correspondent Quentin Sommerville got a little loopy when reporting a bit too close to a pile of burning opium, her0in and hash in Afghanistan 4 years ago.



And now the news blooper has been posted online as a Christmas gift to his viewers.



"Dear tweeps, it's been a year of bullets & bloodshed. You've earned a xmas laugh, at my expense," he wrote on Twitter, with a link to the video entitled "Don't inhale."



Both the original Tweet and the video have since been removed, but numerous copies were already uploaded.



According to a BBC spokesman, "The video of Quentin corpsing, which has now been deleted, was posted in the spirit of a blooper. It was filmed four years ago – it hasn't been seen before and was never broadcast."



Sommerville continued to joke about the incident on Twitter.





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Yep, That's Sauron's Tower Made Entirely of Gingerbread

Maybe We Should Rethink the Time-Honored Santa Photo Tradition

Enter the Lectual

Owls Can't Handle Their Hallucinogens

The Only Tree You'll Need for Yule Ball

Good Answer

A Czech Man Loses His Gosh Dang Mind Over a Missing Package Delivery