Monday, December 8, 2014

The Captchas Have Become Sentient!




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It's Like Baywatch, But Made Entirely of Beach Fails!

She Gave You a Half Hour Window




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The Greatest Medicine of All Time

English Teachers Have Gotten Friggin' Serious

An Unexpected Moment of Greatness as These Dads Get Their Christmas Jig on








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The First Symptom




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No Exceptions

Someone Snapped a Pic of Pensive Joe Biden Over the Weekend, and the Internet Had a Ball With it

The Math Checks Out, I'm Sure

Are You Really, REALLY Excited for Christmas?

Spot On




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Indigestion of the Day: Discovery Daredevil Not Actually ‘Eaten Alive’ by Anaconda








For weeks Discovery Channel teased that a man would be eaten alive by an Anaconda on television, but the attempt was a bit of a failure Sunday night, leaving a bad taste in everyone's mouth - including the snake.



Researcher Paul Rosolie had constructed a special suit that would allow both him the snake to survive inside the belly of the beast, and protect him from the force of constriction. A number of videos were posted online hyping the event and showing off the science behind the suit.



But at mealtime, instead of a engulfing the host whole, the snake had only started wrapping around his body and biting his helmet before rescuers came to his aid.



The internet was naturally expecting something a bit more extreme, and they took to Twitter to express their distaste - many comparing it to Geraldo's infamous special "The Mystery of Al Capone's Vaults."



In an earlier interview with EW, Rosolie is careful not actually reveal how much he was eaten.



"Well, the story of this is an attempt. When you say Nik Wallenda is going to cross the Chicago skyline, they didn't promise he was going to make it; they promised he would attempt it," he said.



Animal rights groups initially protested the show, and Rosolie says he was attempting the stunt to raise awareness about the destruction of the Amazon Rainforest.







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Who Needs Math When You Have the Tri-Force

Try to Contain Your Vertigo Watching This Climber Tackle a Huge Chimney in Romania








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Toy of the Day: Devil Giraffe will Steal Your Soul








If you're looking for a cute, cuddly (posessed) stuffed animal to go with that "Evil Stick" you bought for your kids - you're in luck.



Just in time for Christmas, Satan has unleashed his latest minion disguised as a tiny giraffe.



Watch it walk across a table emitting a high-pitched scream to conjure all the demons from hell to your house for the holidays.




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We've All Experienced the Rage This Swedish Man Has After Just Missing His Train

An MSNBC Anchor Learns About Furry Culture in the Most Awkward Live Segment








In the wake of terrible new of a chlorine gas outbreak at a Furry convention that sent 19 to the hospital, MSNBC's Mika Brzezinski gets the skinny on exactly what a "Furry" is. It's exactly as awkward as you'd expect.




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He's Had One Too Many, Time to Get Him Home




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Santa Isn't Always Jolly




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A Man Selling His Koala Makes the Best Craigslist Post Ever




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"What's Going on Over Here, Now..."




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10-4, Chief, We're Fueled Up and Ready to Go!

A Very Bad Boy Indeed

Stop Being Happy, It's Distracting




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The Story of Those That Live in Cool, Modern Treehouses








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Make Every Lecture Feel More Epic

So That's Why it's So Delicious!

Remember When Library Books Still Had Cards Like This?