Saturday, November 23, 2019

Choosing Beggar Gets Dealt Swift Burn


Girl asking for free handouts gets dealt a swift roast on Twitter.

This guy dealt swift justice to a freeloading choosing beggar who was looking for a free handout on Twitter. She wasn't ready for it. Clearly. 

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The Winners And Losers Of Tinder


A collection of Tinder's winners and losers that tried out a variety of pickup lines.

We're back at it again with a fresh collection of Tinder's winners and losers. The dating app never fails to leave us amazed with just how far someone will go in their attempt to fail in epic fashion with an absolutely terrible pickup line, or those rare times when something actually falls through the cracks and works. 

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People That Were Blown Away By Their Own Stupidity


A collection of people that were blown away by their own acts of stupidity.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share the times they blew themselves away with their own stupidity. We've got some real Darwin candidates right here. Sometimes our brains just go on auto-pilot, and we devolve into complete idiots. 

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Unfortunate Moments That Added Chaos to People's Lives


Unfortunate moments of failures, messes and mistakes.

Life is full of challenges, but god have mercy on the soul of anyone who drops a bottle of glitter on a carpet. That stuff is never gonna come out. Life's moments of failure and chaos give us add unnecessary pain and inconvenience. All you can really do is deal with them and hope fewer unfortunate moments happen to you.

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Unfortunate Applicant's Shoes Crumble Apart During Job Interview


Guy's shoes fall apart during job interview.

This is a crap-gem of a wasted opportunity. One moment they thought they were looking fresh and clean, and the next moment their shoes were falling apart and leaving a Hansel-and-Gretel trail of shoe throughout the office. For other job interview fails and wins, here are some interview responses that made employers go "nope" as well as some weird things people included on resumes.

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Dumb Mistranslated Tattoos and Shirts that People Witnessed


Mistranslations and tattoo fails people saw.

In this wide world, we see a lot of hilarious translations and translation fails. Languages are complex and hard to understand completely. These frustratingly interesting observations on language and silly literal translations are a good example of that. This can come to a head when overzealous tourists try to get a tattoo in not only a language they don't understand, but in characters that are also completely foreign to them. Case in point, you don't want to misstep and end up as the "goldfish man"

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The Wonders Of Trolling On Craigslist (3 Images)


Guy trolls stranger looking for a cat on Craigslist.

Behold, a quick expo on how to troll someone to oblivion on Craigslist. Thankfully nothing was actually harmed in the crafting of this ridiculous act of trolling. 

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People's Trashiest Thanksgiving Memories


A collection of AskReddit users sharing their trashiest Thanksgiving memories.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their trashiest Thanksgiving memories. The common theme amongst these especially trashy moments is one of overconsumption. The overconsumption of the sauce! 

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Tumblr Thread Explains How The Color Magenta Technically Doesn't Exist


Informative tumblr thread on how magenta and other colors are just your brain guessing.

Tumblr gets in real deep sometimes. Sure, a lot of it is just memes and thought exercises, but some threads get into stuff like the historical concept of the color purple in rhyming fashion, or how modern cats became domesticated. So anyway, here's why magenta is a made up color based on your brain just doing its best.

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Message In A Bottle Gets Returned To Sender


A message in a bottle gets returned to the sender with an awesome reply.

What a remarkable case of things coming full circle!

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Tales Of Cringeworthy Rejection


A collection of tweets about people getting rejected.

Twitter users are sharing their most cringe packed stories of rejection. Just a bit heartbreaking when you realize your partner bought a house without telling you. Maybe a little miscommunication going on there. 

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Blursed Images That Are Both Blessed And Cursed


A collection of images that are both blessed and cursed.

We're back at it again with a collection of images that combine both blessed and cursed. They might make you feel some strange kind of comfortable. Unsettling and almost pleasing to the eye as well. What is going on. 

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Co-Worker Tries To Get Woman Fired Over Breast Implants


Co-worker tries to get a woman fired over her breast implants, so she proceeds to pull the reverse UNO card on them.

This woman shared a brutal story about her jerk co-worker harassing her in all kinds of inappropriate ways over her decision to get breast implants. The reasoning behind her breast implants was because she had cancerous cells. Basically Jill sounds like the absolute worst. 

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Retail Workers Share Their Black Friday Horror Stories


A collection of retail workers share their worst Black Friday stories.

Someone on AskReddit asked for retail workers to share their worst Black Friday horror stories. Our general takeaway from all these stories of Black Friday madness, is that we all might be served best by staying far away from stores and their testy, rage-friendly customers on the infamous discount day. 

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Morons Not Knowing They Talked To Who They Were Talking About


A collection of people that didn't realize they were talking to the people they were talking about.

Gotta love those instances of self-righteous morons on social media that proceed to blabber on about something/someone, while they're talking to the literal authority on that subject. It's the perfect situation of a bold fool getting owned by another individual who actually knows what they're talking about. 

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