Delivery Drivers Upload Terribly Unflattering Pictures Of Customers To Confirm Delivery, Internet Laughs

How many of you guys have been racking up the food delivery receipts throughout this whole work-from-home international pandemic time period? We're not too ashamed to admit that we have personally gotten to know the DoorDash drivers who work in our area, in depth. Along with Chinese take out, we've been inundating ourselves with all things comedy. 

Because despite the hard times, we still appreciate the little things that make us smile. Like for example this magnificent Twitter thread featuring the most unflattering images that DoorDash delivery drivers uploaded of costumers to confirm delivery receipt. Laugh away, carry on. 

The Top 25 "Crappy Off-Brands" of the Year, An Amusingly Fresh Collection of Absurd Rip Offs

This ridiculous collection of the top 25 crappy off brands of 2021 is a gathering of the best posts of the r/crappyoffbrands subreddit. User submission and voting has determined these top, most-ridiculous posts of the year. 

The existence of these products is astonishing and absurd. Imagine being the guy who was tasked with creating the abomination of the "Heroes All in One" statue. Every day that you are moulding, sculpting, and painting your absurd creation you go to bed faced with the knowledge that you're responsible for this Cronenberg creation.

Doggo Loving Woman Is Fed Up With Men Putting Fake Dog Pictures In Their Dating Profiles

Doggo loving date seeking women everywhere, you might just find yourself relating to OP's dating site debacle. OP is a young single woman, a doggo owner, and a dating site user. And she is sick and tired of men using pictures of pets (that are not theirs!) on their dating profiles. Did someone say false advertising?? Yes, we did. False. Advertising.

We feel for OP, obviously as a dog lover it's a major thumbs up moment when you see a guy featuring a doggo on his dating profile. One would assume that if a person chooses to prominently feature a pet in their dating profile, that the pet is probably theirs. Right? Apparently, wrong. In our opinion, lying on your dating profile is a definite red flag because that's what this is- a lie. They're pretending they have a dog when, in fact, they don't, and might not even like dogs or pets. Not cool, dudes.

Twitter Thread: People's Job-Search Nightmares And Unreasonable Bosses

Searching for a job can be rough, especially when there are certain employers out there looking for literally impossible amounts of experience and expect you to suck on our boss's fingers for the opportunity to make minimum wage. Here were some people's more absurd employment woes when it came to finding a job or just dealing with the one they have. For a wild story of questionable employers, here's an employee who went nuclear and posted their employer's business details after getting fired for being injured.

Angry Teachers Maliciously Comply When “Teaching Consultant” Tries to Force Them Into a Zoom Meeting During the Holidays

Someone is getting coal in their stocking this year and it's definitely not going to be these teachers who have managed to comply with every letter of the school's requirement. It's not their fault the consultant didn't want to attend the meeting at 11 pm on Christmas Eve!

Honestly though, what is going on with our education system? This field is so important but so incredibly undervalued. Maybe instead of hiring 'consultants', you should just increase the wages of the staff you already have?

 Just a thought.

For some more nutritious, delicious, malicious, compliance... Check out this guy who complied with every word of his manager's request when he was told that they "Didn't Care How He Did His Job and to Just Do It"

Double Take Inducing Moments Of Skewed Perspective

For some reason, our eyes just cannot handle a little bit of forced perspective. Looking at something the wrong way, our brains would rather tell us, "obviously that man is 40 feet tall" or "without a doubt, that cat has a human butt for a face." It might take us a few moments to suss out these double take moments of warped perspective, but before we figure it out, "whoa, it's crazy that lady has 3 arms."

Hateful In-laws Refuse to Make Salad For Son’s Vegetarian Wife, Get Offended When She Brings Her Own

I think commenters are right on this one. These in-laws aren't traditional. They're hateful and cruel. Whether or not she had brought a salad they would have found some reason to take offense to her existence. I can't believe how hard they are making this for her. Like how hard is it to prepare something, anything that doesn't have meat in it? It's a bloody salad, Karen and Ken. It's not going to kill you. 

Her husband sounds like he has done a pretty good job of supporting her. But he needs to really stand his ground for her like this husband who went off on his entitled brother-in-law.