Tuesday, March 9, 2021

Witty Show Host Improvises Her Intro Every Time


Julia Morris is the co-host of the widely enjoyed Australian television program, "I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here." It's glaringly obvious that she's having a whole lot of fun at work. 

Dave Grohl's Daughter Covers Adele Song, She Crushes It


And here we have yet another reason to love Dave Grohl. It's a beautiful thing to see him step aside and let his daughter be the center of attention. With that being said, she also absolutely crushes her cover of Adele's "When We Were Young."

Aussie Man Guessing What Color Paint Will Be Is A Wild Ride


The internet's developed a slight and playful obsession with Aussie Tik Tok user, @christianmhull. He takes viewers on a wild emotional rollercoaster as he goes about guessing what color the paint will be. This is the kind of stuff that the internet's for. 

Weird and Stupid Junk People Tried Selling Online


People need to get rid of things, but they also don't like just giving stuff away. That's why we end up with the ridiculous junk people try to sell online. There's hot-dog stuffed cucumbers, creepy werewolf dolls and all sorts of other wonderful things out there. There's no limit to the dumb and weird stuff someone might try to sell online.

Lying Brother Tries To Cover Up Fact His Wife Is Breadwinner


In these modern times, it can be pretty up in the air who makes more money in a relationship. This guy went out of his way to make it seem like his wife was just spending all his money, which was absolutely not the case, and a pretty disrespectful way to go about things. What makes it especially strange is that everyone knew the truth anyway. Relationships come with very specific and strange situations, like this dude who lied to his constantly late wife just so she'd arrive on time.

Weirdest Things People's Family Members Did


It's hilariously easy to forget how weird your family is until you have someone else in the world offer you that enlightening, outside-in perspective. What very well might be a ritual in your family, could be looked upon as absolute madness by someone else. Maybe this bunch of tweets from people describing their families strangest tics will remind you of some of your family's bizarre behavior. 

Girl Keeps Stealing Roommate's Raisins, Petty Revenge Ensues


This isn't the first time we've seen an altercation break out between roommates that ultimately ends in a glorious petty revenge, and we doubt it'll be the last time. The girl in this story sounds like she was wildly inconsiderate and devilishly entitled. She had the audacity to steal her roomie's special chocolate covered raisins more than once. Um, talk about some severe boundary issues. Fortunately, the petty revenge seemed like it taught her a lesson. 

Funny Tweets and Tumblr Gems to Sift Through and Chortle


The internet is an ocean of information, permeated by the odd lobster of absurdity. People are thinking about dumb junk all the time, and they expel that junk as funny tweets and tumblr gems to quote later. There's never been a time with more free-floating observations. One might learn something, but probably not. At least funny tweets and tumblr gems grant strength against boredom.

Quick Tech Support Tale About Wholesome Sales Rep


We're certainly more used to reading about tech support horror stories, but every now and again we encounter a tale that doesn't diminish our faith in humanity. Like this quick story for instance. You can vividly picture the wholesome silliness of Virginia, on the other end of the call. It definitely manages to paint a funny picture about how all this rapid technological development can manifest in the older generations helplessly trying to keep up with all the changes. 

Frustrating Times People Didn't Understand Basic Stuff


Once you get down to it, it becomes pretty clear why things are in the state they are. We live in a world where on any given day you just might hear someone say the dumbest thing you've ever heard. Things get especially hairy when people have vastly different preconceptions about the nature of reality. What's worse is when people say absurd things in complete seriousness, cause that means their gonna be defensive about their misconceptions.

Delectably Aesthetic Images of Satisfying Perfection


There's some intangible satisfaction one gets when seeing an artfully stacked pile of perfectly cut logs or a well-trimmed hedge. Maybe seeing satisfying images of aesthetically pleasing perfection just sparks something in our brains like, "oh wow, in this chaotic world, maybe there can be something stable and consistent, even if it is a stack of carrots or good latte art." Whatever it is, there's just something nice about things fitting perfectly.

Professors Share Most Unbelievably Dumb Things Students Did


This delightful AskReddit thread has college professors describing the most profoundly, unbelievable things that their students ever did. Some of these insights might inspire you to take a walk down memory lane and relive your own moments in the classroom, where someone muttered off something so mindless nobody had any idea what to say. 

Management Chastises Employee For Taking Long Breaks, Malicious Compliance Ensues


Man oh man, nothing can quite grind the gears like having to deal with a management team that insists on giving you a hard time over something that you've rightfully earned in the first place. It sounds like this employee's nothing short of an all-star, and after they were given grief over taking lengthier breaks, they decided to flip it right back at the management team and show them why they shouldn't have given the employee a hard time in the first place. Check out another glorious malicious compliance tale with this boss who denied an employee's necessary PC upgrade, and then the malicious compliance that ensued

Confusing Moments of Skewed Perspective


It doesn't take too much of a change in perspective to end up with a picture that you can't help but look at and go "wait, what? Dogs don't have human butts." At least perspective-confuzzling images of double-takery let us believe, at least for a second, that there are people with extra long arms and rooms with impossible geometry.

Hog Hunters Have Safe, Almost Nonchalant Helicopter Crash


It's rare to see a helicopter crash go so well. It's also refreshing and sort of nice to see something like this go down with a total lack of screaming or towering infernos. Yeah, it would be real scary to just drop out of the sky, but also this crash landing went more smoothly than some regular commercial airline flights we've been on.