Monday, December 19, 2016
Guy Turns Malfunctioning Bus Stop Light Into Full-Fledged Outdoor Rave
Little Girl Asks for Unicorn Cake for Her Birthday, and Ends up With Something X-Rated Instead
This unicorn cake ended up being extra horny...
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People Are Having a Field Day on Twitter Right Now Picking Apart the Plot of Home Alone
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
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If These People Offer Tips on Wrapping Presents, Pass
Perfectly wrapping a gift is a rare talent, one that none of these people seem to have. If one of them tries to instruct you on proper gift wrapping procedure, politely turn and run in the other direction as fast as you can.
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If You Want to Win the Office Ugly Sweater Competition, You Better Be Ready to Go All in Like This Guy
Hopefully his Boss has a sense of humor, or he'll be asking Santa for a new job this Christmas.
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You'll Never Be as Stupid or Strong as This Man That Ate Taco Bell, Laxatives and then Super Glued His Butthole For a Prank
If all pranks on YouTube are fake, this deserves a serious award.
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Surprise of the Day: Move Over, “Partridge in a Pear Tree,” Woman Finds Snake in Her Christmas Tree
How bad do you have to be for Santa to bring you a venomous snake instead of coal?
A woman in Melbourne, Victoria, Austrailia found a poisonous tiger snake in her Christmas tree on Sunday. This strange recreation of the story of Eve in the Garden of Eden was not done on purpose. According to the BBC, “the reptile entered through an open door before curling up among the decorations.”
This may not have been the woman’s first rodeo, though, as she seemed to know exactly what to do, leaving the room, jamming the door with a towel, and calling for help.
Mostly protected in the United States, tiger snakes usually live around the coast, but the snake wrangler said he’s found snakes in “ugg boots, washing machines, dog kennels, cat boxes, toilets, kitchen cupboards and bookcases.”
The 12 days of Christmas are getting scarier every year.
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Butt Dial of the Day: Genius Allegedly Calls 911 and Allegedly Discusses Crimes He’d Like to Commit
Step aside, Nobel Prize winners, because these dudes are right on your tails.
Presumably after discussing nuclear physics, two Kentucky men allegedly moved their conversation to more pressing matters: Robbing a BBQ restaurant where the local police chief just happened to be eating at. How did the chief find out? Well, these two guys, who just have to be direct descendants of Einstein or something, pocket dialed 911 while they were discussing the plans.
A local NBC affiliate picked up the story, reporting:
“According to the Danville Advocate Messenger, police say two suspects were sitting inside their car outside of Brothers' BBQ, discussing their plans to rob the restaurant. Unfortunately for them, one of the men had accidentally pocket dialed police dispatch.”
“There was some conversation about when they should do it, they might be recognized if they do it in Danville, and I think they did talk about some different locations …” Police Chief Tony Gray said. “Somewhere in the conversation, my name was brought up.”
Dispatch triangulated the location “from key words, including the mention of Chief Gray's name.”
If these guys don’t get direct entry into MENSA…
Chief Gray and other officers apprehended the men in the parking lot, discovering a mask on one of them. It takes a certain level of intelligence to be a successful criminal, and at the top of it, make sure you’re calling 911 while you’re laying out the details.
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Need Some Help With Last Minute Decorating? Let These Christmas Lights Inspire You
We've got a full spectrum of lights on display here. Some of these Christmas decorations are genius and some...could be better. Whether your style is smart, lazy or spectacular, there's something festive for everyone to love in this list.
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