Sunday, July 11, 2021

Worst Adult Temper Tantrums People Witnessed


You never know if you're going to encounter an adult out in the wild who spontaneously hits their breaking point, and devolves back into a childlike state that's brimming with emotional overreactions. This collection of the worst adult temper tantrums that people ever ended up witnessing is a whole lot of absurdity. 

Understanding Physics Professor Dismantles Flat Earthers


Flat earthers really have their work cut out for them with this one. 

Neighbors Steal From Garden, Plant Puns Wall Of Shame Ensues


The nerve of these neighbors is kind of mind blowing. Like, you have the audacity to go ahead and steal from someone's garden, and then complain when they rightfully and creatively call you out? Okay then. Some folks were in clear and glaring need of a reality check. Can't think of a better way to do it than with some puns. If this tale got you going, check out some punintentionally punishing puns and worldly wordplay over here.

Car Zoops Directly Into Sinkhole


Thanks to recent monsoon rains in Mumbai, the conditions were perfect for a sinkhole to open up riiiiight under some unfortunate person's car. True to its name, that sinkhole did what it does best. It's a little unnerving to imagine that at any time the ground could just open up and swallow whatever it wants, but what choice do we have? Should we not touch the ground? It's the ground.

Customer Believes Computer Never Needs To Be Charged, Tech Support Intervenes


There are some people in this world that are hopelessly lost when it comes to keeping up with the rapid pace of technological advancements that this era continues to welcome in. Some customers really need the intensely informative instruction manuals that cover every nook and cranny of how to properly operate a computer. And yes, sometimes that could mean clarifying for the customer that they will in fact need to charge their computer every now and again. I love the twist at the end here from the customer when she drafts up some absolutely bonkers reasoning behind how her computer's charger came unplugged. For another tech support tale check out the time that a wholesome IT bro managed to revive a totally destroyed laptop

Entitled People and Their Uproarious Demands


For some reason we live in a society where self-reflection isn't a necessary skill. A place where entitled people will make imaginative demands like this entitled neighbor who demanded nutless baklava or this customer who was furious that her plain omelet was just eggs. It's hard to tell if the incredible demands of entitled people are entertaining, just infuriating or some weird combination of the two.

Everyday Scams That People Accept As Legit


Sometimes it's easy to pick out a scammer. Like that email half in Cyrillic claiming to be your lost uncle Rupert who wants to give you his fortune but first you need to send him your social security number and ten thousand dollars in iTunes gift cards? Probably not legit. But there are some deeper, darker scams that have been normalized by society. Institutions we've trusted for years might be happy to do business with us just because we're easy marks.

History Memes For Those Enlightened Lords Of Time


Ever meet someone, think their cool, and then discover that they have absolutely no understanding of what events and circumstances have shaped the world that they live in? What a shame. Sure, ignorance is bliss, but knowing where potatoes come from and why wars happen gives us the unyielding burden of our own context. Also knowing references lets us enjoy history memes for the historically inclined.

Spicy Rare Insults That Brought The Extra Heat


We've always appreciated a nice rare insult that doesn't come across like it's been recycled an ungodly amount of times. This fun AskReddit thread has people divulging their favorite insults. It goes without saying that they're brutal, and pleasantly creative. Maybe you'll end up adding some of these insults to your arsenal. Check out some more rare insults that creatively roasted people to oblivion over here

Delightful Dad Jokes That Delivered Top Shelf Dad Humor


We're no strangers to the good old-fashioned dad jokes that outdaded themselves. There's something about a finely polished dad joke that just manages to tickle the funny bone, even when a part of you also really doesn't want to laugh at the shamelessly cheesy joke at the same time. If you enjoyed these dad jokes, check out some more dad jokes that took things father than ever before over here

People's Favorite Bits To Annoy Their Spouse


Just about every relationship is built on a strong foundation of the annoying things people's spouses do. Sometimes that's their inability to wrap extension cords correctly, and other times it's their insistence on introducing their current wife as "my ex girlfriend." We all have our jokes. Is love just the capacity to tolerate your partner's stupid bits? Seems like that's part of it.

Best Man Roasts Bridezilla With Wedding Toast, Drama Ensues


Wedding season is in full bloom, and with all of the romantic festivities comes an environment that's ripe for dramas and emotional implosions to break out at a moment's notice. In this case, it sounds like the best man let his temper and strong disapproval of his buddy's bride get the best of him. What ensued was a rather nasty wedding toast. He decided to consult the moral judges of Reddit's AITA community to see whether or not he was in the wrong. A fair number of people were in agreement that he could've handled the situation much better than he did. There's a time and a place for those harsh words to come out. Probably not best to unleash verbal havoc at the actual wedding. For some more wedding drama check out this vegan who wanted a wedding guest's vegan meal, got called out, and then pitched a full fit

Customer Cons Front-End Developer, Tech Revenge Ensues


Oh boy does Bob sound like a real nasty piece of work. The thing about Bob's whole immoral series of plays was that he vastly underestimated the lengths to which a talented front-end dev/SEO guru would go to undermine his whole shady operation. To say that the pro revenge was massively effective would be its own kind of understatement. Bob got completely rekt. If you're looking for some more juicy pro revenge drama check out the time that a client tried to screw an employee over by locking them out of the system, and then how it totally backfired

Choosy Beggar Expects Family To Move Out Of House For The Week


Man oh man, these choosing beggars with their ungodly levels of bullish entitlement just keep coming right out of the woodwork. This particularly nasty choosy beggar expected a very generous family to up and move out of their house for the week. Like, how do you get it into your head that that's a reasonable scenario? Straight up delusional. Check out some more entitled people and their imaginative demands over here

Dumbest Reasons People Got Dumped


Relationships can unfortunately get messy very quickly. Especially in our younger years we can end up weathering all kinds of nonsense in the dating world. It just comes with the territory of not knowing any better until you gain some of that hard-earned life experience. Honestly, these people sound like they're probably far better off. 

Weird Knockoffs and Off Brands That Aren't Fooling Anyone


Where else can you find a plush doll with the crossover appeal of Goku and Stone Cold Steve Austin other than in the world of bold bootlegs and absurd ripoffs? Where do you find a 2 dollar copy of "Grand Theft Auto 9: Vatican City" other than the marketplace of knockoffs and off brands? Only in this strange land of copyright shenanigans can we find someone with such a desperate need for brand recognition that they would name their store 9 Eleven.

Wholesome Memes To Hit The Feels Button


Sometimes all our computers and phones feel like boxes designed to make us angry and scared. That's a shame, since they can also be tools to remind us how generally people are pretty alright. For every entitled Karen who demands restitution for a kid's bike helmet scuffing her car bumper, there are tons of wholesome memes and blessed images to lighten up the mood. It's at least decent out there. People do wholesome things for the love of the game.

Hilariously Bad Marriage Advice To Not Follow


Relationships are hard, and good advice can be hard to come by, especially when the world is so full of dumb and bad life pro tips to not do. These folks were asked to embody the world's worst marriage counselor and give advice that would result in irredeemably fractured relationships. So just do the opposite of what's in here and you're probably good to go. For some more playful relationship disagreements like mis-cut waffles and tangled cords, here are the annoying things that people's spouses do.