Saturday, February 20, 2021

Biker Crashes, Makes Miraculous Recovery


Joan Mir pulled off nothing short of a miracle recovery after wiping out real hard on their bike. This is some superhuman level madness. 

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Tagged: impressive , cool , bikers , awesome , win

What People Found Out from Private Investigators


Ever wanted to know things that you have no right figuring out yourself, or have no means of discovering? As it turns out, there are people who will follow people around and sift through records to figure that stuff out. Private investigators discoveries can span the shocking to the utterly banal.

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Rectangle - KamikazeZero 10 hours ago My vindictive aunt hired one to spy on me and the guy found out quite a bit about me, like my dental records and stuff. I mean, I'm a pretty boring person with nothing to hide so the guy didn't find much to use against me.

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Font - Salty_Series 7 hours ago 3 2 My Aunt hired a PI because she suspected her husband of cheating on her. The stereotypical "Why does he have to stay at work for so long all of the sudden?" Instead she found out that he stayed at work after he was done so he could play poker and crack a cold one in peace. When she confronted him about it, he got so mad, flying into a rage that he confessed to her how annoying and controlling she actually is. They worked it out, saved their marriage and built

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Smile - Seattle_sucks 9 hours ago e S 3 An affair that my wife had been lying to me about for a year. I got incredibly damning photos that I texted to both of them just after calling my wife on the phone and having her lie to me once more.

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Rectangle - mcstanky 7 hours ago 2 3 33 My coworker hired one to track down his first car he ever owned so he could buy it back. Cleanest E28 i've ever seen (in person that is)

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Head - aiwooqia 7 hours ago 2 e3 S 2 Friend hired a private investigator to look into her boyfriend who she thought was cheating on her. The dude wasn't cheating, he was plotting his proposal.

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Smile - swiggybaby 9 hours ago A relative of mine who was cheating on his wife hired an investigator because he was suspicious that his wife was having an affair with another man. Can you believe this?

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Font - Traditional-Camera-4 7 hours ago · edited 1 hour ago 19 30 & 37 More My wife and I adopted our son from another country when he was 3. You don't get many records, but we did have the national ID number for his birth mom. We hired a PI to track down his family. He found the birth mom, older sister, and younger sister on the way. We have a recorded interview between the PI and birth mom where she shares how our son's pregnancy was a secret (not even her teenage daugher knows) and how she fe

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Font - aliengames666 7 hours ago edited 7 hours ago I worked for a private investigator. The dumbest cases were when people filed fraudulent workers comp cases and then posted pictures all over their social media of themselves sky diving and shit when they alleged that they couldn't even walk. It was unbelievable the videos and pictures people would post after filing these claims with companies who had shit tons of money.

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Font - Alieneater 10 hours ago I am not a PI per se, but as a freelance journalist I have been hired now and then for private investigations. Roughly 80% of the people who either paid me or wanted to pay me for investigations turned out to be either crazy or were otherwise normal people who had fixated on some person and situation in an irrational and unhealthy way. I now avoid that type of work and stick with other forms of non-fiction writing and research.

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Font - LilaBrent 10 hours ago I had one hired against me, and they found out everything. Tattoos that aren't visible normally, the address I lived at in a different country, medical records from an accident that happened 6 years prior, so many random things that aren't publicly available.

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Organism - Pepper_in_my_pants 4 hours ago 3 e 3 My brother hired a PI against me. And then, when the PI couldn't find anything, my brother wanted me to reimburse him for hiring the PI. Because "I misled him into thinking I was hiding something when I said I wasn't hiding anything"

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Font - SuzannaMcglothin 10 hours ago I've hired them for incredibly boring reasons. I work as a lawyer, and occasionally I'll need a document from a courthouse that's too far away for me to just go there and pick it up. Occasionally the courthouse staff will refuse to make copies and mail them to me. So I've hired a few PIs to pick up what I needed.

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Font - redditreader1924 10 hours ago Found out that they are very expensive.

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Font - yesnyenye 7 hours ago Not me, but my former boss. She hired a PI to investigate a guy from my country who she was dating online. All the birthday cards, little gifts, and little etceteras she sent him never reached him, because as it turned out, he never gave her his real name. She finally had enough and hired a PI. Guy was married and he lived further away from where he said he was located

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Font - Glum_Expression_2543 7 hours ago Not me but my grandma. She hired a private investigator against my grandfather and confirmed that he was indeed sleeping around. One day, her and the investigator drove up to his mistress' house and busted his butt. I heard the confrontation was ugly. But yeah, grandma is a badass.

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Font - shadesofgray029 8 hours ago That the guy I sold my car to and who then got me 3 speeding tickets before I could change the details over doesn't keep his address up to date and moves roughly every 6 months...

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Font - SelenaJnb 7 hours ago · edited 6 hours ago My ex has both a very well paying job ($160,000/year) and owns a nice house (which he transferred to his parents' name). Lies to the court so he only pays minimal child support and claims hardship on top of the lies. His income is twice what he reports. Yes - I would love to take him back to court but he causes such massive lawyers bills it has cost me $10,000 both times. It is nightmare upon nightmare

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Font - kendledean123 9 hours ago I worked under a PI as an intern for a while Sometimes we would use a fake "wanted fugitive" poster to knock on peoples doors and ask if theyve seen the person in the area. We would use this tactic just to see who would answer the door, how the house looked, if anyone else lived in the house, etc. the amount of people who volunteer such information to complete strangers is nuts Yes we had badges and identification but most people would never ask to see it in the

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Too Much Proof That Kids are Dumb and Weird


We all remember not knowing things, but sometimes we don't realize the absurd extents of our not knowing things. It's no mystery why kids are stupid and weird people; they just don't know how the world works. They do stuff until people tell them not to, and even then only some of them end up become functioning adults. Here are some more signs that kids are weird and stupid.

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Font - Unseen Japan @UnseenJapanSite 000 "My son, who loves YouTube, seems to think that "please subscribe to my channel' is a parting phrase. When he leaves kindergarten or his grandma he says 'Please subscribe to my channel', which puts off everyone around him." A @emisheep 18h YouTube大好きの息子は 「チャンネル登録よろしくね」 という言葉がお別れの挨 拶だと勘違いしているよう。 幼稚園やばあばと別れる時「チャンネル登録よろし くね」と言って周囲をドン引きさせている。 Show this thread 3:26 AM Jan 13, 2021 Twitter Web App 2.4K Retweets 57 Quote Tweets 5.8K Likes

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Product - July 28, 2015 9:45 PM Share Mom Throws Dream Party for Personal Injury Lawyer-Obsessed Toddler By JACOB GERSHMAN L'erin Dobra http://www.wsj.com/articles/BL-LB-51793 This is honest to god one of the funniest things I think I have ever seen. The idea of giving a baby a theme party based on a local personal injury attorney is something i am so jealous of I dont know how to properly put it into words. Also the fact that the lawyer didn't come to the party somehow makes it even funnier.

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Font - Laura Bailey O @LauraBa. · 2 d ! Super excited about my 2yr old telling me he hears Nana living in the walls. 819 2] 2839 63,3K Laura Bailey O @Laura. · 2 d ! Oh cool he's saying hi to her 169 2I 183 O 17,1K S

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Nose - Thread all my child hood pictures are ruined because my stupid ass thought it was funny to be the undertaker so 70% of my old photos are like this >

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Font - When I was 5yo I played with "invisible monsters". These were my imaginary friends who would protect me as I walked around holding their hand. Neighbor kid wanted one, so he traded me his Tonka truck for one of my invisible monsters. Mom made me give the Tonka truck back. Neighbor kid was heartbroken because then he had to give the invisible moster back.

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Terrestrial plant - Pito @heypaesanos My little sister found out one of her pokemon cards was fake, but instead of throwing it away, she decided eating it was the best way to get rid of it.

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Font - @S.---- · 8h 000 My 5 year old was overheard by his idiot teacher telling his friends I was big robber with lots of guns. The next thing I know the police are searching my house for guns and stolen gear. Err by the way I am not a robber nor do I have or keep weapons. Police were quite apologetic. 17 40 22 965 000 @t Replying to @S i and @c.... Friend's kid did the same when he told kindergarten teacher his dad had dead bodies in his car. Friend's husband owned mortuary and had the contrac

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Font - Jessica Valenti O @JessicaValenti Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year-old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 11:34 AM · 18 Jan 21 · Twitter Web App

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Wood - Guess who thought sitting in the basket was a good idea

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Brown - Kids imagining what life would be like at 40.. I am forty. I have wrinkles and grey hair and I would have a walking stick to help me walk. Rita Monaghan, 9 I am forty. I am turning old. I just left work because I cannot manage going up and down hills. I know I will soon die. Jennifer Turner, 8 Dolore

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Face - BEWARE OF SHARKS

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Font - Tweet When I was a kid I thought only smart people wore glasses. I told my parents I had trouble seeing so they took my to the eye doctor and I pretended to have poor vision. I ended up wearing glasses I couldnt see out of for a month beforel finally confessed. I was a total dumbass.

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Font - [Every time l'm listening to my 80's playlist] 6yo: is this guy dead? 6yo: is THIS guy dead? 6yo: how dead is this guy? Me: *just sobbing quietly into my tea* 2:55 PM Jan 21, 2021 858

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Dog

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Font - milkovicho when i was younger i never used to lick the yoghurt off of yoghurt lids cause i saw a documentary once and in it there were clips of bears rootling through people's bins and in one of them a bear found a yoghurt lid and was licking the yoghurt off. i would be like "this is for the bears" and scoop a lil extra onto the lids before i put them in the bin, mum kept telling me "bears dont live here!" but i kept doing it... just in case

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Elephant - My son was asked to combine two animals for his biology class... ELE PHUCK

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Font - C Thi Nguyen @add_hawk 1d My name is pronounced "tea". Have just discovered that, when I have my first sip of tea and say, "mmm, this is good tea", my 4yo has been thinking thatI am praising myself, each morning, for being a good boy. O 275 t7 3,464 46.6K C Thi Nguyen @add_hawk Update: I have tried to explain about homophones. He is now asking “Are there two of you?" and looking around saying “Where's the other daddy?" 10:37 AM · 15 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone 00

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Cosmetics - These are the crystals my 6 year old daughter made and insisted I keep in my coat pocket. I was reminded they were in my coat during my visit to the city county building to take care of some business permitting after emptying my pockets into the tray. /r/all

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Baby

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Photograph - A stunningpicture When I was a kid, I liked strawberries so much that I would eat them untilI got sick. Here is one of those times.

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Product - Nick Sumida @nsumida Our kids' hide and seek game has elevated to another level today. fou cant flnd mt yeu ate a Butt hele 7:20 PM · 24 Jan 21 · Twitter for iPhone

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Font - When I was in third grade l found a book called "how to speak dog". I got excited and started reading the book, but someone told me that it didn't actually tell you how to speak dog. I didn't believe him and read all 300 or so pages and got mad when it didn't teach me how to talk to dogs

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Rectangle - Tweet This little boy next door just opened his window and yelled what is 32 plus 7 so i yelled back its 39 and he said thank you god Little kid gets God to help him with his homework

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Font - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Things that made my toddler cry this week: -I wouldn't let the dog drive him to daycare - the bath was "too wet" - he wanted syrup for breakfast...just syrup - his sister "keeps looking at him" - he wants shoes like his friend Jacob (there is no Jacob) How about your kid?

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Funniest Things People Have Seen In Classrooms


Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the most ridiculous things that people have witnessed in classrooms. Classrooms have an uncanny ability to bring out people's most devilish behavior. The tomfoolery very well could be a manifestation of people just getting bored out of their minds, and trying to keep themselves entertained. These might remind you of that one time you witnessed a full-fledged class clown create chaos in an otherwise peaceful classroom. 

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Font - Istrom · 11y English 20, I had an exam on Shakespeare. The night before I had helped my sister prep for her in-class essay with the same teacher in English 30. My sister had problems with the course, and I excelled so my teacher suggested I help her. Anyways, in the middle of my exam my teacher walks up, and without thinking, says "Thank you for last night" and walks away. Everybody in the class looked up at me. It was the middle of an exam, so l couldn't explain so I just sort of turned

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Font - [deleted] • 11y in HS, a classmate stripped off his clothing to reveal a spiderman suit. He then put on a mask and climbed out the 2nd story window and proceeded to walk along the ledge to another classrom, and entered that classroom through the window. 478 ...

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Font - clankypants • 11y High school Physics. Teacher is explaining something about mass and weight. He's idly tossing a red brick in his hand to subtly illustrate his point. Obnoxious kid in the front row is half dozing away. Teacher throws the brick at him. Kid nearly flips his desk over trying to dodge. What no-one noticed was that while he was talking, the teacher dropped his hand below the level of his lab table and covertly swapped the real brick with an identical-looking foam one. 532 ...

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Font - frogmander • 11y During finals one semester, my roommate asked me if he could come along for my test to see if they would let him take it - even though he was not in the class. He was going to the same course next semester and wanted to preview the final. Now this was a lecture class with about 100 students, so I didn't think there would be a problem. My roommate comes in, sits down, and naturally receives a test for which we are told we have two hours. We begin, and there are 10 minutes

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Font - falconk • 11y I doubt anyone will see this, but here it goes: In 10th grade, this kid Ryan came into gym class late for the millionth time. The teacher didn't appreciate it and said "I told you, you need a pass if you're going to come late to my class." So he went into the teacher's office and made out a pass for himself, and signed the principal's name. He handed it to the teacher, who said "you're in trouble now." Ryan: "why?" teacher: "you forged a pass!" Ryan: /grabs pass out of teach

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Rectangle - HandyAndy • 11y This kid in my freshman English class thought he could surreptitiously eat bbq ribs in class by periodically ducking under his desk and chomping away. By the end of class, his face was totally covered in sauce but acted like nothing was amiss. 131 ...

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Font - tbone42617 · 11y Mine goes all the way back to fifth grade. A small reading group of ~5 students, including myself, was talking with our teacher about her twins, who were about nine months old. One of us asked her if they ever bite eachother. She replied, "They used to, but they have matured beyond that now." At that very moment, another student in the class came up to our group to tattle on another student, and said, "Mrs. Proctor, Mike just bit me." 4 78 ...

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Font - sezzme • 11y When I was in high school, I figured out that people tend to believe your body language much more than your words. I taught my two best friends how to convincingly act guilty - on cue. We would be in class, look at each other, then make little gestures as if we were in the middle of starting to give each other something (contraband?) and whispering. When the teacher turned around, suddenly all three of us would sit up suddenly and look like a trio of deer in the headlights. B

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Font - tenkadaiichi · 11y Our gymnasium had a sort of curtain that could be lowered from the ceiling to bisect the gym in half. This particular day, for whatever reason, it was hanging about seven feet off the ground (usually it is either fully up or fully down). The bottom of the curtain has a solid bar going across to keep it straight and level. We were playing volleyball in two courts and the other court lost their ball and it came over on our side. One of my classmates picked it up and threw

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