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Friday, September 18, 2020

Rodney Mullen Tries Out Tricks For Tony Hawk's Underground

It's almost like Rodney Mullen himself is genuinely surprised at how good he is at skateboarding. It's wild.

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Tagged: tony hawk , Video Game Coverage , awesome , video games , video game logic , win

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US Marines Have Dance Off With South Korean Marines

This is straight out of a movie. That one marine had some mad dance moves. Sheesh.

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Tagged: dancing , awesome , soldiers , marines , army , Video , win

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Dad Misplaces Daughter's Hamster, Breakdown Ensues

Poor dad lost his daughter's hamster for a hot second, and a complete and understandable breakdown ensued. Fortunately, everything works out in the end. You can really feel the love in dad's panicked texts.

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Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 my dad took over my hamster once i went back to college and ended up getting really attached and today he escaped and this goes to prove how truly pure my father is

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Text - 148 Padre > kk Today 10:43 AM Please call me a soon as you get this it's an emergency dad do not freak out it's just a hamster!! we will find him Delivered

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Text - Oh my God l'm so sorry honey I'm so sorry l'm looking everywhere Im so wicked sorry l'll keep looking all day I Can't believe this

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Text - This is the absolute worst ever I'm Never going to forgive myself if he doesn't come back Should I keep looking for him or is that going to scare him into hiding PATTO

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Text - If I can't find him today l'm not going to work tomorrow so I can keep looking Dad- he's just a hamster i don't blame you at ALL. you shouldn't skip work you are a lawyer and he is a hamster Delivered

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Product - that looks good what's the white arc of bedding for or is that bedding? what is that

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Text - Flour So I can see his footsteps if he comes to get the food oh that's smart So I know he's still alive that's smart

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Text - me too I'm so sorry steph This is my biggest screwup ever. I will make it right dad it's ok! No it's not

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Text - I put him in his ball a whole bunch of times I should have double checked God is good I will trust him I know he likes peanut butter Peanuts That's a start

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Text - Steph Veerman @stephyj725 follow up: He did find him!!!

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Text - Yes In his cage Are you effing kidding me

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Organism - The little bastard is trying to get out again arrest him

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Text - Yesterday 11:38 PM This was the most stressful day in my life since I took the bar exam Night

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Tagged: aww , wholesome , adorable , pets , cute , parenting , dad , hamster

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Woman Shares Powerful Twitter Thread On Prison Visit Struggles

Liliana Segura's moving Twitter thread shines light on the struggles experienced by folks that try to set up prison visits to see loved ones. It's a bit of a nightmare, to say the least.

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura Yesterday I accompanied a woman to see her loved one in prison. We left before dawn to make it for the AM visit. Several hours later, we were headed back home, our visit denied. I wanted to share a bit about the experience. 1/

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 Replying to @LilianaSegura As with all prisons, visits are limited to certain days. Our past 2 attempts had been canceled at the last minute after her loved one was thrown in the hole. He has serious health issues and they were really anxious for this visit. 2/

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 The drive was long, but smooth. We stopped to get quarters along the way, for the vending machines. Some prisons don't allow money inside, so I thought maybe this facility was more relaxed than others I've been to. I was wrong. 3/ 3 27 262 3.9K Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 The first thing we saw upon arriving was an older woman walking back to her car, carrying her visitation form. She looked defeated. She stopped us and warned that we shou

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 The woman told us she had asked the guards at security if she could just go back to her car and leave her extra keys, then come back. Nope. Not only did they refuse to allow her in, she was banned from visitation for 30 days. 5/ 14 27 494 5K Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 We were stunned-but she seemed more resigned than surprised. She told us to make sure we had no more than $20 in quarters. Also, no earrings, she reminded us-and no necklace

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 We went back to the car, took the extra keys off the keychain, and headed inside. Went through security. As I was about to be patted down, the guard smirked and pointed out my (very small) nose ring. "No jewelry." 7/ 2 27 280 3.8K

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 As she heard this, the woman I came with started shaking, trying to maintain her composure. She repeatedly told the guards that she wasn't mad at them, but pleaded to talk to someone. She was in tears but clearly anxious not to escalate in a way that would lead to reprisals. 10/ 3 27 293 4.5K Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 A sergeant came over, checked the computer, said it was not clear why the man's status changed but he could not allow us

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 I've been to a bunch of prisons in a bunch of states. The rules are always changing, always arbitrary. What is consistent is the casual cruelty; the indifference; the way some seem to relish denying visits for any reason they can. 13/ 33 27 2K 11K Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 I have been thinking about the woman who was turned away because of her keys, and the fact that she must now go a month before seeing her own loved one. For what? Ther

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Text - Liliana Segura @LilianaSegura · Nov 17 Boarding a flight so l'll leave it here but: It's moments like these when I feel most overwhelmed by mass incarceration. This was 1 day, in 1 prison, in 1 state in this country. We have built a vast machinery of cruelty and called it justice-and we're all diminished by it. 16/16 337 27 3.2K 22.5K

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Most Supernatural Experiences People Had

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about some of the most supernatural experiences that people have ever had. At the very least, it's threads like this that can invite folks to consider there's a whole lot more going on in this universe than we will ever fully understand.

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Text - VerityPushpram • 12d January 1 2003 - a stretch of road between 2 coastal towns in Australia It was a dark and stormy night..no, reall...it was Driving along with my partner, I noticed a car coming up behind us, travelling fast. It was a single lane road so we couldn't move over I said to my partner "This guy is in a hurry, let him overtake you" My partner agreed and he moved left as soon as there was an overtaking lane The car pulled up beside us and then disappeared. There was nowhere i

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Text - Vindepin • 12d 2 Awards My remote once jumped off the TV by itself (the oldschool box type of television) when I was watching with my girlfriend. Didn't fall or slide off; we actually saw it take a leap as if somebody threw it. We both just sat there being really confused before even questioning it out loud Reply 6.2k ...

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Text - Swagmeister420_69 • 12d When I was around 17, I got out of bed to go get my dog out of his kennel and feed him. As I passed one of the cabinets, a voice whispered in my ear "wake up." I could feel the breath and everything and literally just froze for a few seconds, and ran upstairs telling myself "what the fuck" repeatedly. It has messed with me to this day. I'd rather have heard absolutely ANYTHING else because "wake up" just messes with you. Reply 1 281 ...

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Text - ThatPancreatitisGuy • 12d I had a dream my dog had gone to a distant corner of our heavily wooded back yard and dug a hole to get out, which was odd because he wasn't a digger. He was stuck on the other side of the chain link fence because the hole was at a steep angle and he couldn't squeeze back through. I lifted the fence up enough for him to get back through. The next day I got home and the yard was eerily quiet. He'd usually run up to greet me. I thought of the dream and walked strai

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Text - itsnotboringenough • 12d When I was 16, an uncle (dad's brother) passed unexpectedly. Weeks later, I had a dream about him and he told me to quit smoking cigarettes. (It was way more involved but it's been 20+ years so I don't remember the rest.) A month or so later, I mentioned the dream to my parents and my dad started crying, got up and walked away. Apparently he'd dreamed of talking to his brother too, and he'd told my dad that he (uncle) needed to talk to me. EDIT: All the stories ar

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Text - SmuckersBunny • 12d I worked for an online retailer warehouse for a few months. There were two depressing windows that obviously were the bare minimum required for zoning that I probably walked by a thousand times a day. Outside youd see a concrete retaining wall, and some trucks. Obviously after a while l'd barely see out of my periphery, wall trucks, trucks wall. Until one day I saw trucks and then in the second window, pigs. It was only a second but I definitely saw a bunch of massive

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Text - CLOS_361 • 12d 1 Award I used to do pest control. Went to a customers business for the first time. As I walked in the office I noticed some pictures that were Supposed to be hanging on the wall were on the ground and then saw some papers which looked like they had been thrown and scattered off a desk. I picked everything up so I could apply treatment to the floor Boards and surrounding rooms. I then went to treat The only restroom in the office, I simply knocked on the door as a courtesy

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Text - Representative_Rest2 • 12d My best friends dad, who was a second father to me, came to me in a dream and told me to tell my best friend that he loved her and that he was sorry. I woke up to my cell phone ringing to find it was my best friend absolutely hysterical telling me that he finally passed away from sclerosis. I sobbed all day. He was a drunk our whole lives but it still hurt Reply 2.6k ...

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Text - 2 Awards In 2018, My grandpa was in the hospital due to being in a very bad diabetic state, no one wanted to say it but he was close to the end of his life. My sister and a few cousins flew out see him, and he was getting worse. I wanted to go , but I couldn't due to money, and it was killing me because Him, and I were extremely close. He ends up passing away a couple weeks later , and when my grandma called , she said he kept asking for me and my mom before he passed , and that crushed m

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Text - whitneyrosenberg • 12d I saw my deceased ex husband in my kitchen. I was watching tv in my living room (in the middle of the day) and kept hearing this sound, like someone was jiggling their change around. And it was loud, as if it were in the room with me. I paused my t.v. yet the sound persisted. So I start to look around the room and when I got to the kitchen, I saw him standing there. He was looking around, as if taking stock of my apartment. Oh, and he was jiggling change in one hand

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Text - He turned his head and saw me frozen, staring at him. The expression on his face was knew I would never forget. His eyes got HUGE and he kind of tilted his head forward, with the expression like, "You can SEE me??!" I don't how long we stared at each for, but I turned away when I started to hear my cat ripping up the fucking carpet again in the other room. When I turned back to my ex, he was gone. It's worth noting that he had only been dead for a couple months too. Some Romanian women I

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Text - TooEarlyForMe • 12d I was spending the night at a friend's house who had a lot of woods on his land. We were probably 14-15 or so. We set up a tent back in the woods maybe a 30-minute walk from his house. We hung out in the tent listening to music on a boombox and bullshitting, smoking cigarettes like true rebels, standard teenager shit. As the sun was going down, we decided we didn't really want to spend the night in the woods and started walking back towards his house. There was still e

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Text - As we were walking and talking, we both went silent mid-sentence. We just starting walking quietly for a little bit. Then I say to my buddy, "You feel that?", and he says back "Yeah, what is that man?" and we're both looking around. I have this hair raising feeling like something hostile is watching, but don't hear anything. We start walking just a little bit faster, as there's still a little ways to go. We both have this feeling of dread, and out of nowhere we both fucking stop and end u

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Text - We both start sprinting through the woods at full throttle. Just running directly through small trees and branches. Neither of us stops until we're inside his house and the back door is closed. We both ran so hard that we almost passed out, it took us a while to catch our breath. We have no idea what it was in the woods. Reply 1.5k ...

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Text - -CoreyJ- • 12d When I was 15, I woke up in the middle of the night and saw this strange spotlight appear on my wall. It was a circle made up of a bunch of bright circular dots within it. It came on strong, then rotated 90 degrees and then turned off. It was so surreal because the light was extremely bright and yet it was also focused on that one spot on my wall. When I woke up the next morning I couldn't get the image out of my head, but I just assumed I must have dreamed it. My sister an

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Text - Fingerhut89 • 12d 4 years ago my fiancé died. He and his parents were American but we were living in another country so, in less than a week we had to clean the house. We took with us some things in the plane but everything else was shipped. When I get to the US I realised I can't find some earrings he gave to me in our first anniversary. I called my mum back home to check if I had left them somewhere but had no luck. I was absolutely devastated. Few months go by and one of his aunts had

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Text - lauloveskimchi • 12d This happened to me when I was around 19 and still living with my mom. It was the night before Three Kings Day. I was fast asleep in bed, when suddenly I woke up with the loud thought in my head screaming "you're not alone." I was facing the wall and all my hairs stood on end. I started hearing what sounded like clothes rustling, like someone was moving quietly in my room. I was scared shitless but at that point it's like "god dammit now I have to look" and when I did

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Text - KahunaSquatch • 12d 1 Award One time me and my husband was watching tv in our living room. He decided to kick his shoes off while sitting on the couch and both shoes landed in front of the tv stand, on the floor and on their sides. About 30 minutes into the tv show we were watching, one of his shoes OUT OF THE FUCKING BLUE MOVED UPWARDS BY ITSELF! I froze up on the couch and out of the corner of my eye, I saw my husband starring at his shoe looking startled! Then I said to my husband, "Di

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Text - Kosaru • 12d 3 Awards About a year ago my coworker and I went to get coffee at a new coffee shop that opened up by our work. I was dealing with a lot of anxiety over my future. Anyway, while in line there was a woman in front of me. She was giving her order when she stopped mid-sentence and looks behind her to see me. She turns back around gives the barista her order. After I give my order she comes up to me and "Hey, I know this is going to sound weird, but do you know a man named Jim?"

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Text - bpppnyc • 12d Dead of night, I get this uncontrollable urge to wake up and crawl to the edge of my bed and peek down the hallway into the kitchen. I can't explain it but I literally felt possessed to do so. I was maybe 4 or 5. When I reached the edge of my bed and stared down the hallway I saw a figure, a ghost. It was my uncle. He had recently died due to a tragic car accident. He had a broken leg, was crossing the street, a truck lost control, my uncle couldn't run fast enough with his

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Text - Technomancer3 • 12d My house was built in the mid 1800s as a farm stead, and over the last 20 years that my family has occupied it, we've made various renovations to it. One thing we discovered while gutting the last un renovated room in the house was that some of the struts and paneling was charred; as if there had been a particularly bad fire in that room. Later on, my brother told me that he had seen a pair of feet that looked burnt running through the house late at night a few years a

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Tumblr Thread: Significance Of Ratatouille's Chef Boyardee Scene

Pretty dang awesome that the movie incorporated an actual part of history. Many folks out there would otherwise assume that Chef Boyardee was no more than a historical mascot. As we now know, that is definitely not the case.

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Photo caption - inkbleederwolf---edl furr-foxsake Follow Gusteau has finally found his rightful place in history, right alongside another equally famous chef

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Text - upontheshelfreviews There's a hidden level of brilliance in this moment: Chef Boyardee is known today for his cheap out-of-the-can pasta, but in his native Italy he was a renowned expert chef. He was reduced to the face of microwaveable eateries after his death. Sound like anyone else from this movie?

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Text - ketchuprocket Chef Ettore Boiardi, known today as Chef Hector Boyardee, was a key player in keeping poverty struck families fed for a low price, before he ever came out with the canned pasta line. He would jar his sauce in milk bottles and provide bags of dry noodles for families in Cleveland, Ohio's Little Italy sector. It was during the Depression, and pasta could be made in large portions at a low cost. This was the start of his venture. After years of success, he eventually opened his

Friday, September 18, 2020

Rodney Mullen Tries Out Tricks For Tony Hawk's Underground

US Marines Have Dance Off With South Korean Marines

Dad Misplaces Daughter's Hamster, Breakdown Ensues

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Woman Shares Powerful Twitter Thread On Prison Visit Struggles

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