The world has its fair share of entitled people who need to pack up their rotten attitudes. Being in need is one thing, but being straight up abusive because you want a stranger to deliver a camera to your house for 5 dollars is some completely irrational behavior. People of all stripes need to recognize and and quit it with their unreasonable demands.
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A recent Twitter thread inspired people to share those times of failure when they followed instructions literally, and then failures resulted. Communication can be a tricky thing. Just cause you're asking someone to do something in a way that makes sense to you, doesn't mean that the recipient of the instructions won't interpret your intention completely differently. And from there, we have a wonderful collection of fails.
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Buckle up and brace the self for a wild ride down a rabbit hole that ultimately suggests the world ended in 2012. The dude makes some strange "connections" and at one point even brings up some kind of "time traveling experiment" that turned up strange results, with people not being able to time travel past 2012.
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This fun Twitter thread imagines a world where viewers get to enjoy Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen in a murder mystery show. It's a brilliant concept that would be so much fun if it were actually created. Maybe one day.
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This woman was taking to social media to issue a stream of entitled pleas, asking people to send her money on the Cash App. Eventually, another person had enough, and decided to call her out on all the nonsense. Sometimes, entitled individuals just need someone else to offer up the reality check moment. Maybe this reality check took effect.
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We're all looking for pleasant distractions, and this guy absolutely flying around a course in the most care free way possible is what we needed to see today. Look at him, all glad to be there.
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This company pulled a shady fast one on a recruit who they flew out for an exciting position. As it turns out, they canceled the project, and left the recruit out in the cold, needing to pay for hotel and airfare. So, the recruit decided to make a move of their own, and proceeded to drive the rental car they'd been provided by the company, 800 miles home. Now that is a beautiful thing.
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This girl asked folks on Reddit whether or not she was in the wrong regarding telling a roommate's friend to leave. The context of the situation involved the roommate's friend telling the girl what she could and couldn't do in her own house, because of her allergy. She chose to take that path instead of just removing herself from the situation. Assuming the allergies were indeed life-threatening, getting out of the room probably would've been the best call.
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Sounds like this kid was quite the handful. At a certain point, dad said enough is enough, and decided to literally strip the kid's car down to the frame, with the help of his mechanic buddy. Honestly, dad deserves some kind of medal for that stunt.
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This is one of those quick and informative Tumblr threads that is just brimming with absurdity. Apparently the world hatched this thing, which was labelled the "Elephant's Foot", and that ended up possessing literal "Medusa" powers. Specifically, that you couldn't stare at it directly without meeting your demise. Wild. And to make matters even more wild (somehow), a mold came along and started chowing down on the lava-like material.
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A big thanks to Anbara Salam for the comedic relief during these troubling times. She provides an account of what was the most embarrassing moment of her life. It sounds like the original plan to enjoy a nice therapeutic sauna ended up giving way to being locked out in the cold, utterly naked.
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Sometimes folks hit their capacity for how much absurdity they'll put up with while on the job, and decide to quit thereafter. These people found their limits, and their exits were certainly carried out in memorable fashion.
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Author, Chuck Wendig's, wild and imaginative Twitter thread about the spooky origins of Doritos, and how they "bake souls" into their chips is clearly a silly reference to the recent Twitter thread about the electric origins of Triscuits. That being said, this is just the kind of absurd rabbit hole that is clearly a ton of nonsense, that we enjoy.
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This is easily one of the most bizarre TIFU's we've read. Sounds like lazy dude was prone toward making messes around his room, and wanted to continue his lazy lifestyle so badly that he left his cleaning duties up to the ants. Well, those ants had to find a place to crash. And oh boy, they did: within his keyboard.
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Someone on AskReddit asked for people to describe the worst compliments they've ever received. It turns out people can come up with some absolutely awful compliments. These are all wonderful examples of word vomit, in action.
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Flying can be a stressful experience already, and problem flyers can cause some drama. This woman asked the internet if she was wrong to stick to her guns and maintain her dominion over the seats she paid for. If she wasn't injured and hadn't paid for the seats things might be different, but as it stands it seems pretty clear.
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The level of entitlement at play here is truly off the charts. Seriously, it sounds like this choosing beggar expected the couple to not use the ride that they had sorted months in advance. Ridiculous.
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Kyle happened upon quite the startling discovery, when he realized that not everyone has an internal dialogue process. Some folks in fact have non-verbal thoughts, and need to consciously verbalize them. Yes, some folks need to talk out loud at the mirror to have a pep talk with themselves. Trippy, for some. Kyle's day was apparently all shook up, and the world as he saw it, had changed.
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