Sunday, March 22, 2020

Guy Gets Sweet Padlock Revenge on Gym Thief


Guy gets revenge on gym thief by locking his clothes in a locker | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/itdoesntmattermybro 5 days ago poor thieving technique gym locker room backfires. One morning at gym put my beats headphones over one coat hooks above central bench, then covered them with my jacket got changed, put my bag locker, and went work out, forgetting put both my jacket and headphones away bad kind thing.

It's rare that you get to catch your thief with their pants down like this, and this dude made a quick judgement call on some very suitable petty revenge. People get some great revenge on theives who can't respect other people's stuff, like this guy who got back at his thieving roommate with a usb booby trap or this guy who got revenge on his food stealing roommate with a habanero cake.

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Signs that a Relationship is Basically Done


Advice about when a relationship has probably run its course | reddit posted by 82verses- 14.9k points 1 day ago realize she's not girlfriend anymore just shitty roommate.

Staying in a relationship that neither person wants to be in can do more harm than good. Here are some suggestions for signs that it's good to consider calling it off and finding someone more compatible. For more relationship stuff, here are lines crossed by men's exes and red flags women saw on dating apps.

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An Astronaut's Guide To Self Isolation


Chris shares some helpful advice on how best to navigate the time of self-isolation amidst the Coronavirus

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Conan O'Brien's Guide To Making Hand Sanitizer At Home


Clearly Conan O'Brien is taking this Coronavirus pandemic in some kind of stride. Not sure what's going through his head at this moment. 

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Stingy Boss Negs On Employees, Gets Ego Wrecked


Stingy and narcissistic boss negs employees, and ends up getting ego wrecked.

First off, we love the Eugene Krabs (SpongeBob Squarepants) reference, for this narcissistic and stingy manager. It sounds like Eugene had deluded himself into believing everyone was a mere sack of mindless potatoes, and wouldn't ever fight back with a pro revenge, against his mistreatment. Oh boy, did he underestimate this employee. They ended up getting Eugene to have to pay the full "jerk tax", and he could've only paid a third of it, if he'd played by the rules and been a decent human being. Maybe Eugene learned his lesson. 

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Quarantine Moment: Limited Food Options Plus Coronavirus Emotions Equals Nickname


Limited food options plus your Coronavirus emotions equals your nickname | tweet by elan gale @theyearofelan quarantine nickname is feel right now last thing ate out cupboard can call angry chili mango"

People on Twitter are doing what they can to keep it light. This time we've got folks hatching up nicknames that are inspired by their limited food options and emotions being felt, while in quarantine. The results are pretty great. 

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Twitter Debate: The Muppets Vs. Sesame Street In Street Fight


People on Twitter debate whether The Muppets or Sesame Street would win in a street fight | Jared Cardenas @JarOfCards Replying kacilouwho11 Sesame Street's only hope is Count, calmly approaching carnage things look bleakest and saying Stand back, children. And love God, shield eyes before unleashing an unspeakable barrage unholy dark magic has not been witnessed centuries.

Ah, yes. Here we are again with a fresh and important Twitter debate. This time, the debate concerns who would win in a street fight-- The Muppets or Sesame Street? This is no joking matter. People have strong, passionate feelings concerning the outcome of this street fight. 

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Quarantine Moment: Twitter Goes In On Hawaiian Punch


People on Twitter are going in on Hawaiian Punch drink | tweet by happienatalie love twitter is randomly coming Hawaiian Punch. Isolation really got us thinking

Amidst these strange and troubling times of quarantine due to the Coronavirus, people have decided to go in on Hawaiian Punch. Yes, Hawaiian Punch is being slandered. Twitter yet again finds a way to keep itself preoccupied. 

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Memes And Tweets About Adulting Struggles


A collection of memes and tweets about the struggles of adulting.

These memes and tweets speak volumes to the life of adulting. 

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Window Washers' Most Memorable Sights On The Job


Window washers share the weirdest and funniest stuff that they've seen people do behind windows.

Window washers and people that have heard stories from window washers, are sharing those ridiculous moments people witnessed other people acting all kinds of ridiculous behind windows. It's amazing what kinds of strange and unexplainable stuff human beings can get up to, when they think they're in full privacy, and that nobody is watching them through those windows. These are absurd and hilarious. 

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Really Hilariously Bad Jokes About Movies


A collection of really bad jokes about various movie details | Spiderman (2002) Ben Parker tells Peter Parker famous line "with great power, comes great responsibility Most people assume this reference Peters superpowers, but really, Ben is just referring strict set safety rules he had follow as an electrician.

Everyone loves a bad joke. Especially when it's about movies being ridiculous, sometimes. There's just something about bad jokes that help us not take everything so seriously. And when you start taking it less seriously, all of a sudden laughter arises. 

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Woman's Roommate's Boyfriend Keeps Hitting On Her


Woman's roommate's boyfriend keeps hitting on her, so she proves it | AITA proving my roommate her boyfriend keeps hitting on Sam, my roommates name is Lauren, and her boyfriends name is Mark. Lauren and Mark have been dating maybe four months. Mark always hits on Like always. As soon as Lauren walks away, Mark is laying on thick with compliments, and asking our lease is up.

It sounds like this roommate was caught up in quite the uncomfortable situation, and ultimately decided to try and prove to her roommate that shady boyfriend was trying to spit game behind her back. Sounds like there was a bit of blindness to the potential truth of that reality. Some folks only see what they want to see. 

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Hilarious Gems From Scottish People Twitter


A collection of funny tweets from Scottish people on Twitter | there's soft wee cactus my hall and whenever touch on passing say ouch and pretend hurt encourage 's confidence

Ah, yes, we love the old Scottish Twitter. It's such a wonderful place of cultural gems from Scottish people that are talking about...who knows what? Honestly. Some of these we're not even sure what's being said. But the confusion is kind of the best part. And it's really fun to try and read them out loud. 

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Liars That Need To Ditch The Dishonesty For The Truth


A collection of liars that got called out for trying to spread dishonesty | Here's an unexpected side effect pandemic water's flowing through canals Venice is clear first time forever fish are visible swans returned | Mum's Fav Coochie Replying Hello actually posted photograph my hometown, Burano swans live lagoon and have actually been there over 20 years and have never actually left, people feed them spring so they roam lagoon with their cignets and can often see fish (1)

Liars gonna lie, and apparently some liars like to lie more than others. They all share a common theme, and that would appear to be thinking the rest of the world is too foolish to catch their BS for what it is. 

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Pizza Hut Employee Answers Customer's Dumb Question In Kind


Pizza hut employee decides to answer a customer's ridiculous question with a ridiculous answer | AITA my cheeky suggestion customer they ask they should eat work Pizza Hut and my manager just told somebody wrote complaint customer service about customer who called yesterday. So I received this call about 11am woman with very raspy voice conversation, according my memory went like this.

This Pizza Hut employee decided to return a customer's rather ridiculous question, with a ridiculous answer of their own. It would appear that that decision resulted in some brain short circuiting, and the customer ultimately taking offense. Hopefully the Pizza Hut employee managed to take some fun out of it. 

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Laundry Drama: Guy Takes Deeply Satisfying Petty Revenge


Guy takes a satisfying petty revenge in a laundry room drama | r/pettyrevenge JOIN u/TheFiredrake42 4d Laundry revenge lived shitty apartment complex few years ago actually had two decent onsite laundry buildings. Each one had 15 washers and 15 dryers. Considering usually there alone or maybe with one other person, this definitely overkill but no one could ever complain about there not being enough machines us use.

Oh boy, they got caught red-handed. And from there, the process of taking a petty revenge was swift and oh so deeply satisfying. Laundry is enough of a process without someone messing with your sh*t. Everyone just play nice, and respect other people's clothes. 

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Tattoo Artists Share Requests They Refused


Tattoo artists on AskReddit share stupid requests they turned down | reddit posted by HouseTarg Ex Bf tattoo artist An automatic no is my partners names tattooed here Bloke came asking have Melissa massive letters tattooed around his neck asked why, he said because she dumped him 2 weeks ago.

Someone on AskReddit asked for tattoo artists to describe their experiences with rejecting people's tattoo requests. Sometimes the tattoo artist ends up being a kind of gatekeeper, from letting the stupid spontaneous decisions from getting through. 

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