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Friday, February 19, 2021

4 Scarlet Witch Storylines Too Insane For WandaVision

WandaVision is easily the most popular show streaming right now about a scarlet witch of vaguely defined powers living inside a vintage sitcom with her dead husband, an android named Vision who used to be Robert Downey Jr.'s robo-butler named JARVIS. Second on to The Crown, probably. We don't know, we haven't seen it. But the weird thing is, everything we just described is actually an extremely simplified version of Scarlet Witch's comic book adventures. If you think the show is perplexing, your head might explode upon learning that if you dig deep into the comics' canon… it's pretty messed up. So let's go ahead and do that. This is CanonBall.

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Tagged: humor , cracked , marvel , funny , Video , avengers

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Seagull Steals Chips and Books It

The peculiar thing about this is how the seagull acts nonchalant while approaching the chips. It's like no one should suspect a seagull in a grocery store, like it was planning on paying anyway. Does it think it's in a cartoon? And it didn't even fly away. It just ran outta there. Either way it worked.

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Tagged: chips , lol , ridiculous , dumb , seagull , funny , stupid , thief

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Woman Solves Wheel Of Fortune Bonus In Moment Of Total Glory

Back on May 30th, Autumn Erhard became the second Wheel of Fortune contestant in the history of the widely recognized gameshow to come out victorious with the million dollar prize. Embrace those secondhand victory vibes.

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Tagged: impressive , wheel of fortune , smart , awesome , gameshow , Video , win

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Wildly Irrational Toddler Temper Tantrums

These moments where kids were agents of full on chaos/staged ridiculous temper tantrums over the silliest of matters might be enough to convince some folks out there that they are in fact not ready to have kids. Parenting's clearly a profound emotional rollercoaster that comes with many speed bumps, and a steady procession of curveballs. You're going to have to grow very accustomed to things like sleep deprivation, and manage to maintain nothing short of a saintly patience along the way. With that being said, adults certainly aren't immune to having temper tantrums of their own. Check out some of those over here.

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Shoe - We wouldn't let him swim in the sea. He can't swim & its 6 degrees

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Wheel - The Golden Gate Bridge isn't actually Golden

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Shoe - I wouldn't let him eat a battery for breakfast...

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Face - She wanted ravioli for dinner. I made ravioli for dinner. She didn't want ravioli for dinner

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Joint - Life is super tough when you can't pick up the book you want because you're sitting on it.

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Hair - He wants to get on the bus. The bus on the TV

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Cheek - I handed her the wrong pink marker

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Clothing - Wouldn't let her eat the bath bomb

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Clothing - He suddenly wanted his cycling backpack...which I didn't take to the park... Because it doesn't actually exist 00

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Comfort - Told her no to a bath after she just got out of a bath

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Photograph - I 'refused' to switch the sun off so his pumpkin could light up

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Photograph - I told her she couldn't go inside the dishwasher DIZA

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Nose - I told him he had to stop biting the cat

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Photograph - Pun Wouldn't buy her women's razors SANDWICH

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Nose - Won't let her throw books at my face

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Joint - He wanted the yellow cup, so I gave him the yellow cup. Now his life is ruined BE BRAVE KEEDO

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Plant - The daffodils are gone, and I can't bring them back

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Food - I won't let him eat the cat's food

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Sleeve - Because she doesn't have "more toes" to paint

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Tagged: anger , kids , parenting , ridiculous , adults , funny , children

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Mom's Search For New Home Brings Her To Sasquatch

We're all about this surge in ridiculous housing listings. We were just celebrating what might be one of the worst listings we've come across in a long time, but now we have this gem that's brimming with promise. You've got to love the time and effort that this dude put into spicing up an otherwise uneventful housing listing. Hopefully mom was sold on the place.

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Building - spectralcreep ggfidjdvakafa OK SO My mom has been thinking of moving sometime in the future, and she sent me a listing on zillow to look at, right? 2 Zillow 1 of 94

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Plant - $999,000 5 bd 3 ba 1,872 sqft 5649 Hillside Dr, Felton, CA 95018 For sale Zestimate®: $999,004 Est. payment: $4,377/mo $ Get pre-qualified Call Message Tour

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Wood - And I'm like, "Oh cute, it even has a little in-law suite, that's nice," BUT THEN I KEPT SCROLLING AND Um

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Plant - EXCUSE ME??? wallaceandlemay does he come with it Source:spectralcreep 77,675 notes ...

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Tagged: humor , housing , sasquatch , real estate , ridiculous , mom , funny , win

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Neighbors Won't Turn Down Heating Unit, They Pay The Price

This isn't the first time that we've seen some neighbors end up acting like inconsiderate human beings, and we're certain that it won't be the last. You just never really know if you're going to end up living next to a waking nightmare or not. Or, if you don't end up with some terrible neighbors, maybe you'll end up having to deal with a lousy landlord. From there, the ball can end up being in your court, and it's your decision whether or not it's time for the pro revenge.

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Font - r/ProRevenge + Join u/VloekenenVentileren · 2h 1 2 1 e2 S 1 1 Don't wanna turn down your heating unit? I'll make sure you start the day in the freezing cold. So this story takes place only a few weeks ago. I live on the first floor in a cornerbuilding and the ground floor of this building is a general commercial unit that had been vacant for about a year. That changed in december 2020. At that point the national post service rented out the building as a temporary place where merchants cou

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Font - there, that warms the commercial unit. It was blowing and buzzing like it was getting ready to spin itself apart. Clearly, something was wrong with it as it never been this loud before. I'm talking full power almost 95% of the time, and the remaining 5% a weird buzzing as the coolant (I think) refilled or something.So naturally, being the social bird that I am, I went to pay a visit to the worker in the post office down below and inquired if they had any issues. They had, and someone woul

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Font - Anyway, I was still pretty chill at this point, though the constant buzzing and fans blowing were really annoying. I informed the landlord, and he pointed back at the city who rented the place out to loan it again at the post office. The same day I had a call from a heating technician, as the only way to acces the heating unit is through my flat. This guy was really friendly but only came to take a look and left again. I didn't hear anything from anyone for a few days and I got really ann

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Font - After two weeks of buzzing and not sleeping, I was completely drained. At this point I had been working many months during covid in a healthcare function, wasn't able to sleep and I had take up my first vacation days in months, only to be stuck at home (covid lockdown) with a fan blowing and buzzing like a jet engine just before taking off 24/7, days on end. My place is really small and there was no escape from the constant droning and buzzing.

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Font - Now; the holidays were coming up, and I found out the package drop off down below would be closed 5 days in a row. I went down and probably looked and sounded like a lunatic, draining with exhaustion at this point and asked the assistant if she could please please please turn the heating down a few notches during those days. I didn't even ask them to turn it off. Anyway, I was greeted by stone cold hostility at this point and so I asked to speak to her boss. I got his number and tried rea

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Font - was clear he wasn't going to be of any help so I hung up and retreated. It was clear that nobody who could do anything actually cared that I was slowly going crazy. It was the 23rd of december and I wasn't going to find anyone at the city who could help me. I knew it and the asshole from the postoffice knew it. Even then, it was just general manager talk for 'suck it'. it's important to know that this drop of point was handing about 4 packages a day, at most. The entire thing was ridiculo

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Font - I relayed this to my landlord (also the landlord of the commercial unit), who was on vacation at the time and would be for another two weeks. He wasn't really pleased with the shop not wanting to turn down the unit (I am a pretty good renter) and relayed the best information ever: the fuses to the entire shop were located at the same place as my fuses were. I had complete acces to them. Even better, he allowed me to turn of the fuses at night. At this point I was ecstatic. I waited until

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Font - Christmas and new year's passed by and the shop opened up again. Every night I would flick the switch and turn everything off. After about three days I had a vacation day and stuck my nose into the store. The assistant was bundled up and it was way colder there than before. I acted like an idiot and thanked them for listening to me after all and turning down the unit at night, really friendly of them. The shop assistant told me the unit kept failing during the night and it was a real pain

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Font - buzzed me off before the holidays). Wasn't half an hour before I got a call. I played along for a bit and acted like the helpful idiot once again and told him we would have to plan the appointment around my schedule at work. He then asked what my schedule was like, to which I replied, with the biggest grin ever: I'm sorry, but sharing that information would breach confidentiality. Maybe he could find that information on his own? Took him a few seconds to realize and then I just started la

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Tagged: housing , neighbors , satisfying , revenge , Reddit , karma

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Funny Times People and Things Got Singled Out Unfairly

Sometimes certain people and things get the ire of everyone around them, or just the universe in general. It could be a Burger King sign that tells everyone a certain employee sucks. It could be a burst pipe that only covers one person's car. It might not even have an inkling of merit, sometimes people and things just get humorously singled out unfairly.

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Tagged: absurd , unfair , singled out , Memes , lol , ridiculous , funny

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