Sunday, March 29, 2020

Tales of Extreme Stinginess


Stories of people being incredibly cheap | "Stockbroker here. Client is mailing 1.2 million check, and refuses pay his own stamp had mail him prepaid envelope."

We personally have done some ridiculously inconvenient things to save not enough money. When you realize that you're spending 3 hours and gas money to go to a store the next town over save three dollars on apple juice, it really makes you reevaluate how much your time is worth. That said, we love a deal and here are stories of people's sketchy cheap buys that ended up being their best purchases. On the other side there are people who try to bully and swindle people out of their dollars or complain over the contents of a dollar taco, and those entitled people need to pack up their rotten attitudes.

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Tumblr User Imagines Horror Comedy, Stars Pizza Delivery Dude


Tumblr user imagines a horror comedy movie where a pizza delivery guy ends up in the middle of different movies | giveamadeuschohisownmovie Concept horror comedy about pizza delivery guy who has deliver several last minute pizzas on graveyard shift gimmick is each house he visits is middle another horror movie. Like first house has serial killer chasing guests next house is zombie outbreak next house has swamp monster, and so on. And all pizza delivery guy cares about is delivering pizza. Also,

Ah yes, another Tumblr user yet again proving why the world of Tumblr is full of countless comedic gems. It's a place that's filled to the brim with strange insights, and people falling down all kinds of weird rabbit holes. In this case, we've got a promising concept of a pizza delivery dude (apparently Rami Malek), who ends up navigating a world of different horror movies. Fun stuff.

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Woman Has Groceries Delivered, Fails Occur Everywhere


Woman has groceries delivered and proceeds to fail all over the place | TIFU by forgetting having groceries delivered and consequently traumatising delivery driver. So this FU happened about 45 mins ago and l'm currently laying bath recovering ordered food delivery local supermarket be delivered this morning work home so 's super convenient had had super shitty day yesterday so having slow morning got 10am and still my dressing gown (with no belt and nothing underneath hair unwashed and awful, a

This woman found herself in quite the series of fails, after trying to have some groceries delivered. It sounds like just about everything that could've gone awry, did. She accidentally flashed the driver, wiped out after her back went out, and pissed off her cat. Hopefully she tipped the delivery driver extra for offering to help her up. Not a typical day on the job for that driver, at all. 

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Incompetent "Karen The CFO" Uses Calculator That Doesn't Follow Order Of Operations, Gets Fired By CEO


Karen the CFO uses a calculator that doesn't follow the order of operations, and ends up getting fired | CFO can't do math (warning: includes math few years ago worked tech company only just keeping its head above water. Most staff genuinely believed product line and did their best but nothing ever standout success. Many ideas were put up management but often knocked back by CFO (who will call Karen) said would be too expensive or wouldn't get good return on investment, and many ideas knew would

Karen the CFO put all the trust in that handy dandy, malfunctioning calculator. Turns out Karen would've been much better served if she'd listened to other people's opinions, and not assumed that a calculator that couldn't even factor in the proper order of operations, was correct. No, Karen. That is not how it works. 

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Nickelodeon Releases Full Uncut Fight Between Aang And Fire Lord Ozai


Nickelodeon hooked it up with a release of the full uncut fight between Avatar's Aang and Fire Lord Ozai. This will always be epic. 

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Funny Random Tweets Full Of Silliness


A collection of silly and random tweets.

These funny random tweets can work wonders for awakening that laughter buried deep within. They're silly, strange, and ridiculous. 

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Tumblr Users Address Zombie Apocalypse Plot Holes


A brief Tumblr thread addresses the zombie apocalypse plot holes | kars-did-nothing-wrong why don't people zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits armor think any zombie is gonna get their rotting jaws through this? | gonna rip and tear my way through zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none undead hoards will be able get through my plate mail kars-did-nothing-wrong everyone else is like "oh gotta stay inside most secure places possible and never leave" and l'll be storming

These Tumblr users make quick work of addressing some glaring plot holes in people's approaches to the zombie apocalypse, in various movies/shows. Like, what about that body armor? Is that a potential life hack if we ever find ourselves living in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. 

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Tumblr Thread On Bros Bonding Together To Use Brain Cells


Tumblr thread on bros bonding together to use their brains | sandersstudies love genuinely innocent "boys will be boys Just saw guy come out frat house poke pair jeans they'd left outside they were frozen solid, and as soon as he confirmed like twenty more boys came rushing out house going "YOO00000000" rebelminds heard grunting outside my window other night and there were four boys struggling push this giant snowball (like 7 foot diameter) down sidewalk. snarling-through-our-smiles once lost my

This fun Tumblr thread highlights the ways that bros can bond together to accomplish seemingly simple tasks. By uniting brain cells and working together no mountain is too high for the bros to ascend. 

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Tinderers That Kept Things Totally Absurd


A collection of wins and fails from various people on Tinder | Ravioli 26 Ravioli at Ravioli O Boyardee 8 Ravioli O 30 miles away Just piece ravioli looking be less ravilonely. My Anthem KRUSTY Krusty Krab Pizza Song Spongebob Squ KTOB PILZA SONG Ting Tong | Going through my matches before delete them. Worth keeping or not? Today 9:23 pm Nah babe got mad issues Sent

Ah yes, Tinder continues to keep things ridiculous. The next cheesy pickup line, or spectacular fail, or actual moment of success is just a right swipe away on this ridiculous app. A whole lot of people seem to derive deep levels of enjoyment from the app by just contributing to the silly nonsense, and not taking any of it too seriously.

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Entitled Individuals With Depleted Common Sense


A series of times that people were choosing beggars and very entitled.

As long as there's a price attached to something, there will be a choosing beggar around ready to complicate the process of smooth negotiations. The cost of trying to navigate selling something to a choosing beggar who entered the conversation with delusional expectations, ultimately ends up being a cost of someone's time (and maybe sanity). We're not sure when choosing beggars decide to wake up and be reasonable, but until then, these moments certainly showcase how absurd people can be when money is involved. 

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Facts And Fiction Collide In Fun "History" Thread


A ridiculous Tumblr list of unverified history knowledge | confirmance Follow S perks--being-chinese gilbertbielschmidt seduce with ur history knowledge simaraknows vikings made their woman handle finances because they thought math is witchcraft

Sure, sometimes the truth is indeed stranger than fiction. That being said, we'd be very surprised if all these fun and absurd tidbits of "history knowledge" went on to be true. But hey, the world is a strange place, and human beings have acted out in all kinds of bizarre ways for a very long time. 

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Most Unnerving Sights That Sailors Witnessed At Sea


AskReddit replies to the creepiest things that sailors witnessed while out at sea.

Sailors see some haunting sights while out at sea. There's a whole lot of unexplored space out in those oceans, and mysterious creatures that look like they swam right out of a fever dream can present themselves at spontaneous times, to sailors. The thought of being out in the middle of nowhere on a big body of pitch black water, and suddenly seeing some unexplainable phenomenon that looks like a monster from the underworld itself, is enough to send chills down the spine. Nope. I'm good. 

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Tumblr Story: Guy Befriends Monster Under His Bed


A Tumblr story about a guy befriending the monster living under his bed | writing-prompt-s drop small piece food on floor, and decide kick under oven/couch/ whatever because can't be bothered pick up. As walking away hear very quiet "Thank under bethanythemartian "No problem say words passing out my mouth on autopilot, before my brain engages and freeze.

This fun short story is just the best. The main character ends up befriending the very monster that lived underneath his bed. Apparently the monster followed him around, and ended up crashing in a spot under the fridge. From there, the friendship develops between the two, and we even see the monster step up in quite the heroic moment. Love it. 

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Moments That Made It Clear The Wedding Was a Bad Idea


Stories of times from weddings when it seemed clear the marriage wouldn't last | PapillonMom 23.5k points 4 days ago edited 3 days ago About an hour before my cousin's wedding she made comment her next wedding wasn't going be as big and complicated. She right- her 2nd wedding super small.

People get married for a lot of reasons. You hope it's because they love each other. Sadly, and more dramatically, people get married over lies and convenience. Sometimes it's even made clear during the wedding that it's not gonna work out. For more wedding drama, here are some wedding meltdown stories as well as the time a bridezilla kept 30K in gifts after cancelling her wedding.

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The Funniest Occurrences Ever Witnessed


A collection of the funniest things ever witnessed by people | hitomi1881 3h were bringing lunch teachers at school and my daughter announced made special soup Mr. S because he's virgin. Mr. S is vegan

People are describing the funniest stuff they've ever witnessed while out and about, experiencing the world. The world is filled to the brim with people just wiping out, and failing all over the place. It'd have been real tough to not laugh if you were around for any of these moments. 

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Tech Memes for the Computer Fiends


Technology memes about computers | Desktop goals Dakides Conme MIGA Shurut Couds Derslomdrut JO Purba IG:@pcgaming there ch Med Amine Jridi Useless fuck can access invisible programs behind earth 1d Haha Reply ib 10 Dave Perry Wait 12 hours and they'll be at front 1d Haha Reply £9 | open task manager and all apps suddenly stop freezing Fear will keep them line.

This one goes out to the heroes of every office, school and setting in need of general administration. The computer savvy, the IT people, the tech support and tech workers who know more about computers than everyone else and make Karen from accounting and Dave from sales look like the useless cave people that they are. But honestly, if you know literally anything about computers you'll probably get most of these. For more, here are excruciating moments of tech support gore as well as the story of a tech support worker whose manager threw out 40 computers not knowing what they were.

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Guy Evades Speeding Ticket With Fart Spray


guy gets pulled over for speeding and uses fart spray as distraction | JJ @FiretheGm Soooo got pulled over this morning after leaving McDonald's.l already knew why he got speeding) but course gonna ask him why he stopped decided try my luck got fart spray as gag gift on xmas and decided try out.

So, apparently this guy was in a hurry to get someplace special, and ended up getting caught up with a speeding ticket. He proceeded to try out a fart spray that he'd been gifted. The rest is history, and really one for the books. 

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