Friday, April 26, 2019

How Anti-Vaxxers Sound To Normal People With Intentionally Ridiculous Comparisons


I don't wear clothes because our skin already protects us. These are great. 

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Engineer Gets Back At Lazy Evil Cable Corporation With Act Of Vengeful Generosity


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He went FULL Robin Hood mode on this. Sounds like the neighbors didn't have any complaints. Revenge is a dish best served free to all the neighbors in this glorious revenge story. 

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32 Amazingly Unlikely Moments That Went Against All Odds


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You're bound to see a few incredibly unlikely moments in your life. Luckily, with the power of the internet, you can see and learn about oodles of crazily unlikely occurrences! So here are some amazing moments that went against the statistics. If this was too uplifting, here are some instances that weren't so lucky.

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20 Unimpressed Employers Share The Worst CV Fails They've Ever Seen


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These puzzled employers must've been speechless over the CVs we're considering here. That being said. Can we please hoist a cheers to the champion who dedicated his CV to bullet points about cheese. 

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Game Of Thrones Actors Who Sound Absolutely Nothing Like Their Characters


Are you ready to have your minds blown? Game of Thrones fans aren't even ready for this. And if you're still hurting for some more Game of Thrones content? Check out the viral meme sensation that is Daenerys' squinty smile here. Thanks for that one, internet. 


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A Vital Facebook Post On How To Safely Leave An Abusive Partner


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Hopefully you or anyone else you know never has to use this! 

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Guy Busts a Nut in Worst Possible Way


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So it seems like the moral of the story is don't swing your bits too hard. What a painful and sad way to lose a ball. I guess that's what the spare is for. Apparently he's got a sense of humor about it, but still, yikes. If you're a glutton for pain, here's more stories of the most physical pain people have experienced.

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Incredible Listing for the Gaudiest House You've Ever Seen


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Imgur user Solarstephy got a hot tip on this Ranch style house in Buda, Texas. It looks pretty unassuming from the outside, but step inside and your eyes start to water. Who of all people would be comfortable living here? A baroque cowboy? Some kind of grandma Dracula? Delores Umbridge? If you're intrigued by people trying to sell terrible houses, check out these terrible real estate photos.

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A Hysterical Woman's Story Of Freeing Two Pigeons From Her Living Room


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These fearless pigeons turned this woman's world upside down. They basically took up residence and gave zero sh*t's about the implications of such an unexpected stay. The ensuing Twitter story is comedy gold. 

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Road Rager Doesn't Know Who To Take His Anger Out On


A prime example of blind rage. Some people just need to get mad at something. 

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Rowdy Downstairs Neighbors Won't Turn Down Music, Get Nuked From Orbit


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These loud and rowdy neighbors learned a brutal lesson in one sweet and satisfying revenge story. Good on this dude for taking charge! 

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A Gynecologist's Viral Twitter Thread On Why Garlic Shouldn't Go In Vaginas


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This Gynecologist's wild and informative Twitter thread seeks to explain why garlic should NOT go in vaginas. Yes, apparently that is a thing happening in this world. 

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25 Dumb and Inappropriate Design Fails to Stupid Up Your Life


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Nothing lifts our spirits quite like accidental filth. It's just one of those things you don't see so often, like a shooting star or a double rainbow. Anyway, here's the spoils of people's incompetence. Check this out for more sinister, stupid and dirty design failures.

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Guy's Private Detective Job Takes A Turn Down Sketchy Avenue


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This guy's experience working as a private detective in his 20's is more relatable than you might think; and that is to not ignore the red flag warning signs that could spare you from signing on for a job that's best off being avoided. If your gut is telling you that something isn't right, you best listen to it. 

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Christian College's Nudity Censorship Attempt Results In Hilarious Fails


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They for real censored the Mona Lisa. THE MONA LISA. We're not sure who championed this censorship cause, but the ensuing "fails" are just our kind of jam. 

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15+ Of The Funniest Things Strangers Said That Made People Die Of Laughter


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You never know when you'll be out busy wandering through the mess of life, when you hear a stranger say absolute hilarious nonsense. The surprising moment might be enough to make you smile, and kill ya with laughter. Enjoy the following bizarre and entertaining overheards from strangers that people caught wind of. 

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Thirsty Girl at Bar Takes Shot of Pure Salt


This is probably a sign that you've had enough. If anyone needed a reminder, be sure that your drink is actually a drink and not a cup of salt. Someone give her a pepper chaser! Guess that's what happens when you tackle the NaCl.

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