Monday, April 13, 2015
Intruders of the Day: Flock of Birds Take Over Man’s House
Good thing these bird aren’t the Alfred Hitchcock type.
A guy in Texas came home after running some errands to find a huge flock of birds had infiltrated his home. He captured the chaos in two separate videos (part 1 is above and part 2 is embedded below).
“There are birds everywhere,” he says. “This is fucked up.”
There were upwards of 25 of the animals fluttering around, which he assumes were swallows.
He described the bizarre incident in a post on Reddit:
I opened the front door and heard what sounded like wings… I kind of flipped sh*t. Long story short We got them all out safely. There was a lot of cleanup involved, but all of the birds are fine. We think they got in through the chimney since last summer we thought we could hear birds chirping.
So it’s probably not an evil curse or omen, but he if he comes home to find plague of locusts in the next few days, it might be time to call a priest.
Fail of the Day: Chimpanzee Takes Down Drone with Stick
Get your stinking drones off me you damned dirty human!
The Royal Burgers’ Zoo in Arnhem, Netherlands was filming some drone footage of their chimpanzee enclosure last week, and things didn’t exactly go as planned.
One of the apes didn’t feel like being spied on, so he knocked the drone out of the sky with a stick.
And after it was disabled, his pal climbed down to make sure it was completely out of commission.
The drone may have been destroyed, but fortunately – for us – the GoPro camera survived.
This is just the latest drone attack from animals around the world, including kangaroos, hawks, rams and geese.
War is coming.
WTF of the Day: Man Accuses Girlfriend of Having Sex With the Entire Wu-Tang Clan
Wu-Tang Clan is a relationship “killah.”
On a recent episode of “Divorce Court” with Lynn Toler, a man named Nathan Sellers accuses his girlfriend Lia Palmquist of having sex with the entire hip hop group.
She admits that she went back stage at a show one night, got on their tour bus and later hung out with the group at their hotel (until 7am!), but she didn’t sleep with any of them.
“We were not doing anything but talking,” she says, defending herself. “We talked a lot about politics.”
But Nathan doesn’t believe that for a second.
“She gave Wu some Tang,” he says.
Wrong Food Joint!
More importantly, let's all try to figure out exactly what in the hell this food is supposed to be, and why it's being marketed like a late night Cinemax movie from the 90s.
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